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Merfolk is Dead

See you later mutt-rock!

About Me



Sadly, our complicated love square has destroyed our music making ability. Some have survived in other forms, but others have perished. Thank you for your support but MERFOLK IS DEAD.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/1/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/merfolk/
Band Members: Brian Bers Justin Goldman Abby Arnold John Basler
Influences: ready...okay [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] THANK YOU. [tambourine goes shake]
Sounds Like: Doorching Camera roughing the daisy while watching the episode of the Brady Bunch where Greg moves to Marin County
Record Label: XX(II)XX
Type of Label: None

My Blog

I am Paris Hilton's dog

My name is: a. Bad Touch Justin b. Guitar Ready Brian c. Asian Chocolate John d. The Vaginal Explorer
Posted by Merfolk is Dead on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:53:00 PST

The Imperial Kevin

Sorry folks you gotta go to The Imperial Kevin for your music fix
Posted by Merfolk is Dead on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

SFYPAA JULY 4TH

This is news and politics.  The 4th will not be a Merfolk show.  It will be a Justin with Brian and friends show.  John is out of town, and Abby has withdrawn.  It will be mostly m...
Posted by Merfolk is Dead on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:23:00 PST

Classifieds: Personal

I don't see how anyone could turn this down. Narcissistic but self-loathing male.  In love with own music.  Secret God complex.  Paranoid.  Living paycheck to paycheck.  Thous...
Posted by Merfolk is Dead on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:49:00 PST

Stuart Copeland and other things by Justy

Why do we have to put Stuart Copeland twice?  Why?  I don't even really know his music.  I mean I think I've heard him (was he the drummer for the Police?).... but that's about it. ...
Posted by Merfolk is Dead on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:01:00 PST

A.S.I.W.S.M.

A Study in Whole Step Modulation Talk about your leading role          the playbill doesn't even show But everyone should know your name and everyone should car...
Posted by Merfolk is Dead on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:09:00 PST

Dear Team

I'm so sorry I had you make a dinner for me because it tasted fucking shitty.   Please never do food things for me again.  I have to admit your music is muy divertido (this means very f...
Posted by Merfolk is Dead on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:35:00 PST

The Answer

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Posted by Merfolk is Dead on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:33:00 PST

I'm so sorry by J-Stein

I'm so sorry for writing lewd phrases.  I'm sorry for the irresponsibility.  I'm sorry for asking people that refused to be our friends.  I'm sorry for not cleaning house.  I'm sor...
Posted by Merfolk is Dead on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:56:00 PST

Abigail Beth sucks your mother's cock in hell by: Justin Davis

Abby loves me and I love her.  That being said, rough your daisy elsewhere, bitch.  I can hear you through my wall at night.  Maybe if you played the Madonna a little louder, I might no...
Posted by Merfolk is Dead on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:32:00 PST