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I was born mid air somewhere above the Andes in a small light aircraft. My mother, with my father where being chased by members of the Illuminati for information they held which is very secret and powerful. My mother started to go into Labour as the plane was hit by heat seeking missiles, and both parents had to evacuate…. fast. Luckily they had parachutes. As they dived from the plane on that foggy cold night I was born, under cascading bullets. Luckily as I slipped out I was saved by the umbilical cord, but I can not say the same for my mother, who was shot as we fell. As we hit the ground. My father cut the umbilical cord, freeing me, but not for long, for as he wrapped me in a gigantic leaf as a blanket, he gave me the burden of the secret he held, hiding it with in the leaf. The Illuminati were landing behind us so he hid me under a fallen branch and ran. I was never to see my father again. That could have been the end of me there, hidden beneath the branch, wrapped in a leaf holding the biggest secret the world has ever known, but luckily members of the Andes Secret Ninja Academy were observing the whole thing, from secret hideouts in the tree canopies. The Ninja’s took me in. The saw the secret, and knew it was so powerful they would have to teach me the art of Ninja so I could protect it with my life. So there I stayed for the first 18 years of my life, learning to be the worlds best Ninja, becoming genius in the art of fighting and swords. At the age of 18 I worked for a little while as an assassin, riding the world of evil, but now… I am getting training in the life of everyday people, and living amongst normal (well semi normal) people here in Tasmania, guarding the secret of the universe.