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Asmodeus

Idjit

About Me

.."left" So... lets see. I'm short, red-headed, easily irritated, very spazzy/ticklish, and uber sensitive. Up until recent it seemed I'd only befriend assholes, bastards, and jackasses that are in no way normal, but now I basically live in ringwood (and the general surrounding area) and the people there are WAY snazzier than elsewhere. I'm basically random as shit. I love dressing up for any reason... well... for no reason at all actually. I compulsively check time. I drive like a complete asshole and retard just because I love freaking out my passengers. It's fun. I listen to the same 5 cds over and over and fucking over in my car cause I finally got so blank ones and I'm just too damn lazy to burn new ones. So people have to bring their own or else listen to unending less than jake, the fratellis, and three days grace and asian stuff. I work at a slightly sketchy delivery truck company called J&J. The people there are mad weird. I don't even want to go into that and love telling stories but I will say i got to shoot spit balls at the jamaican that sits behind me for a good half hour ^^ hehe. I also kinda work at Rock & Roll ... but I never have hours so... you can scratch that too. Um that's about it. I basically just work, go to college, waste away my brain, and float about randomly expending more car fuel gas food stuff than I could ever afford. But before my cousin Su-no moved we were inseparable and we wrecked havoc everywhere we went cause we're fucked up as hell and live to cause complete chaos and fill the world with the randomness of violating cars, exploding mcdonalds, and tongue ring wars (don't ask on that one). But su-no moved to cali and abandoned me T_T But one day she'll return, and if she doesnt I'll be dragging her ass cross country by car and just utterly destroy the states we pass through so she can never go back. mwahahahahahahaah. OH! And I LOVE the pompton queen diner. and my boy ^^. ok. now thats it. i thinks.... yeah ^^ :P
Side Note: Me: k...look for house 117...
Beasley:great we're at number 3....
Both: Who let the dogs out?!
Side Note 2: Sai: IT'S SATURDAY!
Me & Mel: Goddamnit, wheres Jesus?!
Side Note 3: Su-no: Why is everyone staring at me?
me: Because you're the most interesting person in here and you just wielded a knife at someones head. [mine]
Su-no: ::happily:: really?! you think im interesting?
me: -.-
Side Note 4: (Me and Su-no going to Mitsuwa, su-no has the directions and I come to a split in the road).
Me:Do I go north or south i-95?
Su-no: I don't know...
Me: North or south?!
Su-no: I DON'T KNOW!
Me: WHATS IT SAY?!
Su-no: um... um... um... ...North...?
Me: I just went south -.-
Su-no: ...don't hurt me....
Me: /smack!
we then proceeded to get lost about 8 more times throughout the night ^^
Side Note 5: (after i insulted my car)
Me: No offense car, I still love you.
Jen: ...did you just say 'No offense Christ, Jen I still love you?'

My Interests

chilling, movies, music, anime, video games, smokes, eating, being lazy, DDR (got me some metal mats now), black jewels trilogy, people like Daemon or Lucivar and jonas, cosplay, apparently i like sewing now ...idk...i'm weird what more do you want?
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I'd like to meet:

Ando Daisuke

and Eddie Izzard

Music:


Basically I'll listen to almost anything and love most everything.
but to be more specific for you buggers:
dir en grey, less than jake, jem, three days grace, crossfade, shinedown, tool, miyavi, 12012, a perfect circle, brood brothers, nevada tan, tantric, D'espairs ray, atomship, metallica, dresden dolls, rasmus, the decemberists, the fratellis, nine inch nails, from autumn to ashes, imogen heap, fischerspooner, slipknot, sherwood, tokyo rose, within temptation, streetlight manifesto, reel big fish, broadway (Rent, Les Mis, Phantom etc), gary allan (go figure), vengaboys,

Movies:

Blah. I don't know. Weird shit like... 9 dead gay guys and wonder showzen and shite like that. :/ I'm just being lazy now ...so piss off and don't ask me.

Television:

spaced
angel
buffy
wwe
carnivale
anime

Books:

Kresely Cole's Immortals After Dark series
Anne Bishops's Black Jewels Trilogy
Edgar Allan Poe's works
Tales of the Otori
Lerox's Phantom of the Opera
Memoirs of a Geisha

Heroes:

Miyavi
and
Ando Daisuke ( guitarist and occasional song writer of Dir en Grey)

My Blog

Fuck you too

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