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Kool-Aid Man!!!

About Me

Hi, I'm a giant pitcher full of Kool-aid, most of the time it's fruit punch though on occasion I change depending on my mood. I am currently looking for a nice girl that likes me in every flavor I am, not any cheap ones that will just suck and leave.
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[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 18
[Parents still together] Don't have any (they broke)
[Siblings] Nope
[Pets] Nope
FAVORITES
[Color] Red
[Number] 69
[Animal] Dog
[Drinks] Kool aid, water, beer
[Soda] none
[Book]
[Flower] Rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Don't Have any (I hope)
[Twirl your hair?] Don't Have any (I hope)
[Have tattoos?] It's My Face
[Have Piercings?] none
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Too kool for school
[Drink/Smoke?] Drink
[Like roller coasters?] nope, too shakey
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] I live everywhere
[Want more piercings?] nope
[Like cleaning?] no, break through too many walls
[Write in cursive or print?] What?
[Own a web cam?] No
[Know how to drive?] NO
[Own a cell phone?] No
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Yep
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Don't think so
[Considered a life of crime?] I live a life of crime, been convicted of breaking and entering 1000 times
[Considered being a hooker?] Not a girl
[Lied to someone?] OH YEAAH!!!
[Been in love?] No
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Don't make out
[Been in lust?] OH YEAAH!!!
[Used someone] OH YEAAH!!
[Been used?] NO
[Been cheated on?] NO
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] OH YEAAH!!!
[Stolen anything?] OH YEAA!!!
[Held a gun] OH NO!!
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] I'm Naked
[Current mood] &..39;
[Current taste] Fruit Punch
[What you currently smell like] Fruit punch
[Current hair] Don't have any
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Breaking through walls.
[Current cd in stereo] Don't have Cds' only MPthrizzles
[Last book you read] Huh??
[Last movie you saw] Huh??
[Last thing you ate] Steak
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Yo momma
[Do drugs?] Crack on occasion
[Believe there is life on other planets?] don't care
Remember your first love?] nope
[Still love him/her?] nope
[Read the newspaper?] Yep
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] only lesbian (fun to watch)
[Believe in miracles?] Yep ( I am a living glass pitcher)
[Do well in school?] don't go
[Wear hats] On occassion
[Hate yourself?] Hell NO
[Have an obsession?] no
[Collect anything?] Kool Aid
[Have a best friend?] Yep
[Close friends?] No
[Like your handwriting?] Cant write
[Care about looks] always look the same
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Fruity Tooty
[First kiss] HMMM... Sounds like a gay question
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Possibly
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I am the one
[Are you a tease?] no, always give myself up
[Too shy to make the first move?] Nope, always make the first
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] No
[Bitch/Asshole] Depends, if ruining houses is one then yes
[sarcastic] No
[Angel] No
[Devil] Yep
[Shy] Hell no
[Talkative] ONLY know the word OHH YEAAAAH!!!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kool-Aid
Birthday: Every year
Birthplace: in a factory
Current Location: My crib
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: None
Height: 7 foot cero
Right Handed or Left Handed: neither
Your Heritage: Pitcher, fruitpuch, water
The Shoes You Wore Today: white sneaks
Your Weakness: Im made out of glass
Your Fears: breaking
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Break through a lot of walls
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Huh??
Thoughts First Waking Up: wher am i ?
Your Best Physical Feature: my face
Your Bedtime: At night
Your Most Missed Memory: Band camp
Pepsi or Coke: neither, kool aid don't drink pop
MacDonalds or Burger King: Madonnas'
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: OH Yeaah!!
Do you Sing: Oh Yeaah!!
Do you Shower Daily: no, but i do use the dish washer
Have you Been in Love: hmm.. nope
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Sometime
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: Hell yeah, my fruity blood always falls out
Do you think you are Attractive: Y not?
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: don't have any, i think
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: possibly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oresos don't come in boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: who eats sushi?
In the past month have you been on Stage: when aren't i, im a fucking bowl of fruit punch
In the past month have you been Dumped: yep, still cleaning my new capret too
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: all the time
Ever been Drunk: y not??
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: hopefully not by bleeding to death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: dude, i am grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Poland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: little less than 7 feet
Weight: about 300 lbs
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: nada
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: none, id leak
Number of Tattoos: dude, my face is a tattoo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 45.7
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook awesome character.any impersonators. CHUCK NORRIS (though he'd porbably roundhouse kick me). New friends And especially new people to drink me. ANyone that wants to be in my top friends just send me your name, email, or myspace name (so i don't have to scroll through individually) and a legit reason why and I'll throw you up their for some time. I'D ESPECIALLY LIKE TO MEET ALL THE GAY FUCKIN TEACHERS AND SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS THAT GO ON MYSPACE TO GET KIDS IN TROUBLE.