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$UNFL*WER

GRASP AND REACH FOR A LEG OF HOPE

About Me


I'll only be serious if you pay me good money.

I'd like to be addressed as sunflower. that is all
WOODY IS THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE!!!!!!!!!WOODY! WOODY! WOODY!NECKBONER + VAGINA LAS VEGAS=RAINBOWS

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE A DEDICATION FOR THE OPENING OF JACK WHITE'S TESTICLES?"-pamplemousse

My Interests

WOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOODY! IM INTERSTED IN WOODY! YAY ELIZA LIKES MORNING WOOD....Y

I'd like to meet:

WOODY!WOODY! WOODY!ALSO some people who would like to hook me up with some port-o-potty locations to store my illegal immigrant relatives. i should really get a start on my sweatshop. i need pizza and hairspray and turkeys who are high on coffee. i have many friends..quite fun..my biggest fantasy is to ram shopping carts into cars. i just realized all this really didnt have anything to do with who i would like to meet.

TAKE ME DOWN TO FUNKYTOWN.

I ENJOY FRIENDS OF ALL COLORS, SHAPES, AND SIZES.

Music:

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. *scoff* She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff* They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff* I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black!

Movies:

THE ONE WITH SUFLOWERS IN IT.

Television:

sad addiciton.

Books:

slaughter house five-the only book i finished, meaning you should really read it!!

Heroes:

MON PAMPLEMOUSSE!!!! MY FAVORITE TWINKIE (you know who you are!) and CUNTFUCIOUS who likes to bone on their squash+ PINKIE!!!!!+TRIANGLEWOODY! WOODY! WOODY!