You understand that outside of Olympic competition there is NEVER an occasion which calls for me to wear a Speedo. You would not expect me to order a pink drink except MAYBE on a beach. You not only laugh at yourself, but you revel in it. It does not bother you that I have a Doctorate in the Discovery channel. You appreciate that I am a clutz, easily excitable and a strange mix of cynical and naive. You bathe regularly if not obsessively. People like having you around. You notice the little things going on around you and comment on them. You appreciate the necessity of the post-party critique. You can party like a rock star, but you hurt the next day. You are a good person, but want to be a better person. "Do unto others" means something to you and you live your life by it. If the cashier gives you too much change, you tell her....