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Garan

I'm what Willis was talkin' about

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My life is a comedy of errors. Weird things happen to me and hilarity ensues. I am the first one in line to laugh at myself. It is one of my finer qualities so I actually appreciate it in others. I can not stress this enough. I am definitely a people-person and am exceptionally chatty. The weak of heart have accused me of being vivacious. Ignorance silences me uncomfortable, but not as much as yes-men, dirty children in Wal-Mart without shoes and soft-talkers. I hope that you: don't take yourself too seriously; recognize the inherent importance of the thank you note, use proper grammar, and chew with your mouth closed; don't scare small children and animals; are nice to old people; appreciate the subtle art of the f-bomb; aren't scared of the dark (as I am!!) and still believe in Santa Claus. I have been know to run with scissors. I also play well with others!!!
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I'd like to meet:

You understand that outside of Olympic competition there is NEVER an occasion which calls for me to wear a Speedo. You would not expect me to order a pink drink except MAYBE on a beach. You not only laugh at yourself, but you revel in it. It does not bother you that I have a Doctorate in the Discovery channel. You appreciate that I am a clutz, easily excitable and a strange mix of cynical and naive. You bathe regularly if not obsessively. People like having you around. You notice the little things going on around you and comment on them. You appreciate the necessity of the post-party critique. You can party like a rock star, but you hurt the next day. You are a good person, but want to be a better person. "Do unto others" means something to you and you live your life by it. If the cashier gives you too much change, you tell her....

My Blog

What a joke!

."What a joke" I thought.  "We have to stay focused" he said.  Focused?  Just how in the fuck can we be focused when the night consisted of people slamming shots, burning cancer sticks,...
Posted by Garan on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:47:00 PST

Rome is burning

"Rome is burning," he said as he poured himself another drink."Yet here I am knee deep in a river of pussy.""Here it comes," I thought, "another self-indulgent whiskey soaked diatribe about how fuckin...
Posted by Garan on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:47:00 PST

Belize research-Romance, Sex, and Tourism

               Romance, Sex, and Tourism in ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />San Ignacio, B...
Posted by Garan on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:25:00 PST