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About Me

Been in 250+ magazines like Hustler Busty Beauties, Girls Of Outlaw Biker, Grimoire Of Exalted Deeds, Genesis, Cherie, Easyriders, Hustler Big Bust Amateurs, Buxom, Motorheadbanger's World (Motorhead Fan Club magazine), 69 Times, D.B. VelVeeda Presents Quimby, etc. and now appearing in Bill Zebub's movie masterpiece AssMonster:The Making Of A Horror Movie! See me on DeadBabes: a href="http://www.deadbabes.us/membersonly" and check out the other kick-ass sexy deadbabes while you're there! Only good babe is a dead one, don't ya know? Check out Fuck Sheila a href="http://www.myspace.com/fucksheila_com" Don't forget to click on the lovely pic of the hot chicklet givin' you the 2-fingered salute to get into their gallery!*Once upon a time in the 80's, my best friend Michelle wanted to send guitarist Steve Vai a card for his birthday. But I had just bought a camcorder & said, "Hang on, I have an idea that no one else is gonna do!" That's right, I'm responsible for the greatest rock & roll movie in the world & my best friend since 1982 is the famous Steve Vai video groupie! Many roadies & rock stars have known her as Sperm Bank. Which rocker doesn't want a video of a girl changing outfits a million times, masturbating with a carrot, trying to pet my cat, and blowing out a birthday candle with her pussy? And then that pussy fart show... Michelle's not online but if you have a nice message, I'll pass it along.

My Interests

I've been called Luna since a 1982 art class when I painted a moon poster & wrote the word Luna on it. Plus I'm a big Woody Allen fan & Diane Keaton played Luna in the movie Sleeper. When I started modeling, I posed as Beth, but in January 1990, I first appeared as Luna.

I'd like to meet:

Former fan club members & Grimoire readers (though 99% of the fan club members always wrote that they didn't own a computer!) Please note: that I have been married since 1987 & have other things going on, so I can't chat, IM, exchange photos & I'm not looking to meet anyone in person for dates. PS- Suzanne Marie Schmidt, born 8-1-68 West Mifflin Area High School Class of 1986 I'm dying to talk to you again-VERY important!

Music:

Metal, Motown, early 80's 70's, Plasmatics, The Tubes, Missing Persons, Berlin, Type O Negative, Air, Martina Topley-Bird, Brand New Heavies, Marvin Gaye, Coney Hatch, The Cynics, Rush, Steely Dan.

Movies:

Annie Hall, American Beauty, Sweet Hostage, Foxes, Fallen Angel (Dana Hill), Born Innocent, No Prince For My Cinderella, Kenny & Company, Summer Girl, The Babysitter (1980), The Crush, Phantasm series, cheesy stuff from 70's, Bill Zebub's movies.

Television:

WWE, Smackdown, pro-wrestling (see a pattern?), Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, That 70's Show, Fish, Soap & most 70's sitcoms.

Books:

And I Don't Want To Live This Life, any Joyce Maynard, Nicole series by Morgan St. Michel, true crime.

Heroes:

Woody Allen, Cherie Currie, Kurt Angle, my pet rat! Ratty! Ratty! Ratty!