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Jordan

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About Me

Jordan, for lack of a better word, is good.

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Get your own quotes:howdy. i can not believe that you have conformed to this and joined Myspace. tsk tsk. anywho, my name is jordan and i live in the great state of nortern california (which is a whole nother beast then southern california). i currently live in my parents garage and go to school. my parents are actually pretty cool (don't tell them i said that) and i have three younger sisters who are all quite insane, but no where nearly as insane as i am. i have many interests such as books, which i absolutly love and have a passion for. i also enjoy playing video games and watching movies. i love being with people and doing all the above with other people makes them all the better. once upon a time i was quite the right-winger but have come to my senses and moved to the middle. i enjoy arguing and debating with other intelligent people and having lively conversations about anything from the current foreign policy of our government to who would win between Worf and Wolverine to why shoes are overrated (god bless sandles) and capital letters suck. i believe in a certian why of acting, a code of honor if you will and i hold myself to that as much as i can. i don't expect others too, its my personal thing that lets me run my life better. i tend to say whatever i'm thinking and don't care what people think so chances are that i've offended you personally or at the very least your race/ethnic group/skin color/political group/religion/gender/age group/personality type and for that i apoligize. while it was intential, it was never vindictive. unless you like the song "imagine" by john lennon; then, i'm afraid, we have a problem on our hands. i'm a friendly guy so IM me at Talldude1014 if you so choose.
You Have A Type B+ Personality
B+ You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jordan
Birthday: october 14 1985
Birthplace: california
Current Location: in front of my computer
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: six foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, but i shoot guns and pool left handed. i know not why
Your Heritage: english, german, random northern european countries, and native american
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandles
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: being forgotten i guess
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: more independance
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what?
Thoughts First Waking Up: i usually don't start thinking till well after noon
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes i guess. ask one of my friends
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: how can i miss a memory i don't remember? stupid question.
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK lounge
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: whatever works better
Do you Smoke: on occasion i have
Do you Swear: on occasion
Do you Sing: yep
Do you Shower Daily: mostly, unlike my sister kaitlyn who rarely showers period
Have you Been in Love: looking back, no.
Do you want to go to College: i'm there right now
Do you want to get Married: i guess
Do you belive in yourself: maybe a little to much
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: moderatly so
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but i have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, on accident
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: on accident
How do you want to Die: protecting my friends
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: be a superhero
What country would you most like to Visit: greece, england, china, japan, most of the world
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: any, but multi color can look very cool
Short or Long Hair: usually long, but short can look very good.
Height: whatever
Weight: proportiante
Best Clothing Style: whatever makes her feel comfortable.
Number of Drugs I have taken: lots of painkillers
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few, EVERYBODY regrets -something- and if you say otherwise, you lying
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What SuPeR HeRo Would You Be?

Spiderman
You are a little on the geeky side, but you love saving that special someone, you jump from rooftop to windows trying to save the people of your town!
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My Interests

most things interest me. people fascinate me.
You Are 8: The Challenger
You're brave, impulsive, and gutsy - loving challenges. You act first and think later. And you're not afraid to speak up.You are confident, so much so that you can be a bit bossy at times. Whether people like it or not, you always stand up for yourself.At Your Best: You are heroic, courageous, and ready to change the rules of the world. A true leader and inspiration.At Your Worst: You intimidate, fight, or threaten to get your way. And you won't back down.Your Fixation: LustYour Primary Fear: Being harmed or controlledYour Primary Desire: To be independent and self sufficientOther Number 8's: Donald Trump, Courtney Love, Pablo Picasso, Fidel Castro, Winston Churchill. What Number Are You?
Your wise quote is: "Our greatest glory is not
in never falling, but in rising everytime we
fall" by Confucius.
Yes indeed, you see true strenght can only be
seen when a person has "fallen". Only
then one can tell how they will handle it. Just
don't make others fall so you can know who they
really are. You on the other hand may be a very
quick recoverer and don't let people bring you
down. You are your own, and you're fine with
that. Emotional issues is something you handle
rather nicely.

.. You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative


75%

Romanticist


75%

Existentialist


69%

Postmodernist


56%

Fundamentalist


50%

Idealist


50%

Modernist


31%

Materialist


25%
What is Your World View?
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I'd like to meet:

Moses, Jesus and God (though, i guess you could say that i've already met these two), Seth MacFarlane, Bruce Campell, Ben Stein, Stan Lee, R.A Salvatore, J.R.R. Tolkien, Bill Nye the Science Guy, General Rommel, General Macarthur, Hannibal, Christopher Columbus, Jon Stewart, Jonny Knoxville, George Lucas, Gary Larson, George Washington, John Adams, Artemisia Gentileschi, Thomas Jefferson, the guy who invented the wheel, the guy who first tamed the dog and horse, Robin Hood, Queen Elizabeth, James Dean, Bender, John Wayne, Jack Kerouac, Plato, Socrates, Abraham, Malcolm X, Ghandi, King David, Batman, Superman, Spider-man, Wolverine, Philip (Alexander’s father, the REAL military genius), Buddha, Confucies, and Shakespeare. hmmm, not many women... you ladies should get on that :) O, you mean people on myspace? Um... people who are themselves as much as possible, honest, fun, interesting, hard working, knowledgeable (i hate people who support a cause or a belief or a politician and can't back it up; even if you agree with me, i hate you), people with balls (figuratively, and i guess literally as well), gamers, liberals, conservatives, moderates, fascists, communists, anarchists... attractive people, ugly people, jocks, nerds, geeks, sadists and masochists (pain is just natures way of letting you know that your alive), nazis, radicals, perverts, nympos, tough-guys, wusses, straights, gays, bi’s, businessmen, artists, west coasters, east coasters, drug users, alcholol lovers, straightedgers, the “enlightened”, fellow legends in the making, people who recognize the true brilliance of Nintendo, bibliophiles (my people)…
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Low
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : Moderate
Antisocial : Moderate
Borderline : Low
Histrionic : Low
Narcissistic : Moderate
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive : Moderate

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I am 78% Video Game Addict.
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@ FualiDotCom just let me say, before you get mad, i do not like picking a top eight and i will be randomly changing it when the mood strikes me...!

Music:

i like all kinds of music; rock, classical, rap, pop, punk, tribal, whatever. music doesn't have to have some big, scary meaning behind it. it can just be fun and enjoyable, or it can tell a secret, or some huge social message, i care not. if its good, i will listen and and least say i like it, if not buy a CD. hey i'm cheap. the only group i trully hate are the beatles. man o man do i hate the beatles. so very much. exept for "hard days night" they don't even know how to write a good song. and don't even get me started on john lennon. what an ass. i'm not going to say you a bad person or hound you on it, but can't we all just admit that the beatles are overrated. at least give me that.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Movies:

i like movies, whether it be artsy, indie stuff, romance, comedies or action. i go to movies to be entertained on some level and if that happens, i'm usually happy with the film. whether its arnold blowing some poor smuck to hell and back, Tyler Durden denouncing consmerism and women or Tarzan whipping down a vine halfpipe i like movies. alas that money and time don't allow me to go to them more. o, and all the star wars are good movies, so shut up noob.
. You scored as Yoda.

Yoda


72%

Obi Wan Kenobi


61%

Chewbacca


61%

Darth Vader


47%

Mace Windu


47%

General Grievous


42%

Anakin Skywalker


39%

R2-D2


39%

Clone Trooper


28%

Padme Amidala


25%

Emperor Palpatine


14%

C-3PO


14%
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Television:

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Midland
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.
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Books:


Your Love Style is Storge
For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind (You've been known to still have connections with exes) But sometimes your love is not the most passionate Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave What's Your Love Style? i try to at least be reading three books at all times. its faster (i know its not actually faster, but if feels so). besides people, books are the one thing that i really could not do without for extended periods of time. i hope that heaven has a never ending library for me when i get there.

Heroes:

um... Link? Mario maybe. i really don't know. anybody who stands up for what they believe in, consequences considered, but be damned anywho. i see something good and admirable in all of my friends (or they wouldn't be my friends). they inspire me every day.

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You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You? ..

My Blog

whoop whoop for christmas!

you know its been a good Christmas when you have to many books to choose from and don't know what to do. lets begin.... Valencia by Michelle Tea (i guess its about lesbians; didn't know that when i as...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST

you know your excited!

admit it
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:49:00 PST

women endanger the greater good

Lucius: Honey?Honey: What?Lucius: Where's my super suit?Honey: What?Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?Honey: I, uh, put it away.Lucius: Where?Honey: Why do you need to know?Lucius: I need it!Hone...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:14:00 PST

you must be joking.... please tell me your joking... your not? crap

so according to eureka.org 's micro skill test, i should be in the priesthood... father ashcraft.... o yah, i can see it now           Skill Selection Summary Below are the sk...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:50:00 PST

the Constitution is exhausting

this is my constitutional law take home test; what do you think? the language is simple because i'm doing this very last minute (about 4 hours before its due) so just respond to the ideas.   Q-1...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:06:00 PST

your overrated john lennon

Okay, lately for some reason Ive been thinking about the song imagine by John Lennon.  If you dont know who he is, hes was a part of the Beatles and for many, is the pinnacle of music and wh...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 10:17:00 PST

top 8: rockin the bitches since 1984

Who is on your top 8?1. sara2. kadee3. ginny4. george5. shavanna6. britt7. sean8. kaitlynHow did you meet number 1?:in i'm guessing first grade. i've known her throughout school.What's your favorite t...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:02:00 PST

the end is here...

Well, not excactly, but it feel like it... for me at leastYa see, after Thursday and before Saturday i will be twenty years old.  TWENTY!!  That is a long time.A damn long time, and while i ...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:38:00 PST

good times

i just spent two hours in a book store. hahahaha, i know you all wish you could be me.
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STINKIN CARS

my drive home from work in pinole is possible Gods punishment to me for all the bad things. THERE IS TRAFFIC FOR NO DAMN REASON. ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE CARS START MOVING FASTER. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRON...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST