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Hannah

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About Me

Ok... about me. What an open thing to answer. I could write anything here, the possibilities are seemingly endless, so why is my mind completely blank when it comes to actually writing anything??!I am 21. Somehow. Though I still feel about 16. Y'know, awkward, gangly, shy... Apparently I am an adult now, but I cannot possibly be. I don't have a tesco clubcard. As long as I do not possess one of these I can claim the innocence of youth. So there.When I was little I had an imaginary friend called Alisin Wonderland (I had a very original imagination!!), she lived in the wall of my bedroom and went everywhere with me. That's all I can really remember about her, and that makes me slightly nervous, what kind of a child is friends with someone who lives in a wall?My favourite word is "squirrel", because it sounds so ridiculous! Who on earth thought of it?? It feels lovely to say as well, try it, it sort of tickles your mouth...Lastly, I have always wondered why shower gel comes in pine scented varieties. Toilet disinfectant also come in those scents, why would anyone want to wash themselves in something that smells like a toilet, freshly cleaned or otherwise?!Ok, that's about it, what else could anyone ever need to know about me!! Also, I think that if I had done the usual thing, whoever you may be, you would not have read this far...

My Interests

I like anything that makes a funny noise, like my black boots. They squeak when I walk, and it makes me giggle. And Naomi's bike, it sounds like it is humming a wee tune when you use it, kinda like the automatic doors in Douglas Adams books that make a small noise of satisfaction when they are used. I like sketching, and ripping off the designs of clothes I like for a smidgen of the price. Damn the man, and all that... Perhaps this is really weird, but sometimes I find great satisfaction in getting something that was really dirty really clean. I dunno what that's about. Give me a grimy bit of jewelry, and I'm in heaven.

I'd like to meet:

Folks, I don't get to meet many living under this rock. It's terribly nice and all, real Granite, and close to all the desirable amenities... but still. Don't often get to invite people round for tea and cake.

Music:

Mixed CD's that various family members have made me. So a little bit of everything. Though my favourite song at this precise moment in time is 'Somebody's Moggy'. Tis hilarious, yet slightly cruel...

Movies:

Inside I'm Dancing. It is fabulous, really.

Television:

Black Books, anyone who has never seen it has never lived. It is one of the funniest things ever. Jeeves and Wooster, never were books so sympathetically and successfully transferred onto television. Mapp and Lucia, for those who find people with voices that go right through you engaging. Agatha Christie's Poirot, my favourite detective realised on screen. House, simply because Hugh Laurie is attractive in it, who knew?? Recently, I have a growing fondness for, ahem, Lovejoy. His hair fascinates me. Spaced and The Mighty Boosh continue to grow on me, like mould on a bedroom wall. In an entirely positive sense of course.

Books:

Because I am not at home with all my beloved books, I'm sort of hunting for things to read here. Stupidly I only brought two with me for reasons of suitcase space. Tipping the Velvet by Sarah Waters is here though, that is a fantastic book, as all of hers are. So I'll probably end up reading that again. Any suggestions as to books I should look out for would be really welcome.

Heroes:

Dick Van Dyke. The man can do anything.

My Blog

Homeward Bound...

Wow, it has actually been days... DAYS since my last blog entry. I had wondered where the shakes had been coming from. I am now safely back upon the Emerald Isle. The joy. Of course it is raining, an...
Posted by Hannah on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:44:00 PST

Sex noises and sticky tape.

Something rather bizarre happened the other day. I was happily browsing around little shops and stalls, when I decided to go into a few tattoo parlours to have a look at their designs. The majority of...
Posted by Hannah on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:39:00 PST

Yes, I will be available till mid September...

So said Hannah to the creator of the horror-experience that is The Wild Geese. A complete and blatant lie, I will actually only be available for the next 10 days. In fact, he said that they won't need...
Posted by Hannah on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:59:00 PST

Why will you not DIE!? PLEASE!!!! I am begging you, just die!!!!!!!

I am being driven INSANE. This morning I found myself in the bathroom yelling "That's right! hahahaha! Join your little bastarding friends in death!!!!!!" while staring intently at my fingertips. I wa...
Posted by Hannah on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:57:00 PST

the shame, the shame...

The necessity of having money to buy such luxuries as food forced me to go looking for gainful employment again today. Although I have a job in a butchers, I haven't been given any hours since I was s...
Posted by Hannah on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST

It is official folks...

... I am now a fully fledged Irish Person Abroad. Today I walked around Brussels for about three hours in scorching heat, so hot that even the native Belgiumians were complaining. We were looking at ...
Posted by Hannah on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:07:00 PST

Ou est mon chat???!!

Ok, so I'm in Brussels at the moment, looking after my cousin's apartment while he fulfills a burning (and very strange) desire to cycle across France alone& Go figure. Anyway. I've been here a week n...
Posted by Hannah on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:59:00 PST

'Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only... nine...'

If you are feeling a little paranoid, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO ICE SKATING. Unless of course you are amazingly talented on it. Because it will leave you feeling humiliated, cold, and sore. ...
Posted by Hannah on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:56:00 PST

I am a drag queen.

Not many people were aware of this, but a recent experience divulged my secret to the world at large. This was the day that I wore a pair of sparkly high heels. I know what you are thinking; 'bloody ...
Posted by Hannah on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:57:00 PST

The Shoes of Suffering.

I own a pair of boots. They are DM's. They are very beautiful. But don't let the beauty fool you. Oh no. Because their beauty, dear friends, is a facade. It is a cunning disguise, designed to fool the...
Posted by Hannah on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:04:00 PST