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About Me


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i'm an existentialist vegetarian marxist nymphomaniac with a published book & blunts to smoke. i love afros & black guys. i want to climb Ben Wallace like a tree. i am highly educated and have little time for ignorance. i work for ESPN, it's great. i also start a modeling campaign for Gucci in January '07. i love any and all kinds of music but the radio sucks, except when my princess A.P. is on The River 89.7. i think zach galifianakis is fucking hilarious. i believe bob marley was a prophet and bjork is an angel. everyone around here just calls me hippie. if you want my screennames you'll have to ask. you wanna know anything else, ask me or look at the rest of the page;if that's not enough, or you feel like wasting time leaving rude messages, you have too much time on your hands...find a different hobby.
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"Everywhere we go, all ovah the whorl, I see I dreadlock brethren everywhere. It take many year, mon, an' maybe some bloodshed mus' be, but righteousness someday prevail." ~~~Bob Marley
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My Interests

writing, drawing, fruit snacks, dragons, dancing, Jet Li, turtles, cheerios, weed, sex, music, drum circles, the Chicago Bears, tattoos, motorcycles, piercings, reading, camping, politics, philosophy, sports, puzzles, lauging, driving, watching for shooting stars, sports, communes, Russia, watching porn, fuzzy handcuffs, the Joy of Painting, sharks, alligators, shows, festivals, re-meeing old friends, relaxing with good friends, and the misunderstood plight of the grizzly bear.

I'd like to meet:

Bjork, Bill Clinton, Jon Stewart, Al Sharpton, Zach Galifianakis, Zach de la Rocha, Jet Li, The Dalai Lama, Bill Murray, The Fridge, and (preferably naked) Ben Wallace

Music:

Bjork!!!, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Phish, Radiohead, Modest Mouse (from the old school), Portishead, Walls of Jericho, Evil Squad, Tech N9ne, SCI, Yonder Mountain String Band, At The Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Bela Fleck & The Flecktones, Primus, Ween, Jane's Addiction (the old stuff), Victor Wooten, Keller Williams, Blackalicious, The Eels, Busta Rhymes, Al Green, Mr. Lif, Marvin Gaye, Tupac, Geto Boys, The Schwag, WookieFoot, Deftones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, White Zombie, Misfits, The Ramones, Pink Floyd, Cream, Robert Johnson, The Sugarcubes, Blind Melon, Beastie Boys, Rage Against The Machine, Tori Amos, Matmos, Zero7, Air, Toots & The Maytals, Aswad, Slayer, GWAR, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Talking Heads, The Allman Brothers Band, Janis Joplin, Railroad Earth, Ekoostik Hookah, The Grateful Dead, The Clumsy Lovers, Smut Peddlers, B.B. King, John Prine, Jeff Buckley, Fiona Apple, Ugly Casanova, Ani DiFranco, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Petula Clark, Frank Zappa, Imagine It! Records, The Vaselines, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Aretha Franklin, Erykah Badu, Lou Reed, Rancid, Mos Def, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Big Tasty, Galactic, The Buzzcocks (oldschool), The Sex Pistols, Gravediggaz, 50 Cent, Beck, Beulah, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Joe Satriani, Billie Holiday, Elmore James, Bone Thugs In Harmony, Brooklyn Funk Essentials, Nick Drake, System of a Down, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Coldplay, Nirvana, Counting Crows, Dave Matthews Band, Jimi Hendrix, Styx, Busta Rhymes, Three 6 Mafia, Del Tha Funky Homosapien/Deltron3030/Dr. Octagon/all his other names, The Gorillaz, Blur, Electric Six, Faith No More, Alice In Chains, Mr. Bungle, Ella Fitzgerald, The Fugees, George Clinton & The Parliament Funkadelic, Gov't Mule, KRS-One, Sublime, OLD Incubus, James Brown, John Barry, Jerry Garcia Band, Joni Mitchell, Muddy Waters, Plaid, Nirvana, Oasis, Paul Simon, Phil Motherfucking Collins (yeah that's right!), Rahzel, The Sea And Cake, The Soundtrack of our Lives, Kruder & Dorfmunster, Built To Spill, J-Zone, The Faint, The Orb, The Flys, The Roots, The Dead Kennedys, The Dead Milkmen, Twista (the old stuff), 311, The Cranberries, Ben Harper, Fatboy Slim, George Harrison, John Lennon, Jamiroquai, Massive Attack, Medeski Martin & Wood, NIN, Goldfrapp, Paria, Steve Miller Band, Oysterhead, Pharcyde, Cat Stevens, The Clash, Tricky, OLD Widespread Panic (before John died....), Wu-Tang Clan (ain't nothin ta fuck wit), Al Jolson, The Beta Band, Candi Staton, Copywrite, Dropkick Murphys, Elvis, Elvis Costello, Edith Piaf, Elliot Smith, Eazy-E Mothafucka!, Flaming Lips, Flogging Molly, The Foo Fighters, The Doors, Hound Dog Taylor, Karl Densen's Tiny Universe, Dark Star, Marilyn Manson, Lucinda Williams, Miles Davis, Nas, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Peaches, Poe, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Queen CKY, Rammstein, Ram Jam, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Peter Tosh, Bunny Wailer, old school REM, Robert Randolph & The Family Band, Rusted Root, Steppenwolf, God Lives Underwater, Frank Sinatra, Dandy Warhols, Dar Williams, Nancy Sinatra, Buju Banton, Eric Clapton, Goldfinger, Tim Buckley, Buddy Guy, Bread, Smashing Pumpkins, The Chemical Brothers, Billy Corgan (solo), Smoking Popes (they wrote a song about me!), Smut Peddlers, Snoop Dogg, Soul Coughing, Souls of Mischief, The Rolling Stones, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, Propagandhi, The Gorilla Biscuits, Spearhead/Michael Franti, Bruce Springsteen, Mr. Eon, The Weathermen, Squarepusher, Fleetwood Mac, Stereolab, Sondre Lerche, Sufjan Stevens, Bob Dylan, The Temptations, The Smiths, The Spinners, Cake, The Velvet Underground, Nico, The Vida Blue, The Weathermen, Z-Trip, The Violent Femmes, Weezer's first two albums, White Octave, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Badly Drawn Boy, Aphex Twin, Ben Folds, Biggie, Blues Traveler....i could go on by my fingers are tired...

Movies:

anything with Jet Li, fists of fury, the chinese connection, return of the dragon, ong bak the thai warrior...well, all martial arts movies in general, all the predator movies, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, trainspotting, spun, fear and loathing in las vegas, boondock saints, unbreakable, hostage, die hard 1-3, gummo, the life aquatic, rushmore, what about bob, caddyshack, ghostbusters 1 & 2, desperado, once upon a time in mexico, seven, fallen, constantine, braveheart, lethal weapon 1-4, tombstone, snatch, lock stock & two smoking barrels, kill bill 1 & 2, the devil's rejects, bad boys 1 & 2, batman 1 & 2 (ONLY the tim burton ones...the rest SUCK), all 4 harry potter movies, the lord of the rings trilogy, saw, the hunted, tears of the sun, apocalypse now, platoon, cable guy, four brothers, man on fire, crimson tide, full metal jacket, the ninth gate, capote, a few good men, the punisher, spiderman 1 & 2, x-men 1 & 2, half baked, national lampoons christmas vacation, the south park movie, dogma, mallrats, clerks, the pianist, the cell, search for the holy grail, the animatrix, office space, alice in wonderland, the bourne identity & supremacy, wag the dog, death to smoochy, being john malkovich, suburbia, badder santa, nowhere, the crow, rolling kansas, man on the moon, animal house, a clockwork orange, the godfather series, tommy boy, silence of the lambs, dazed and confused, airheads, water boy, billy madison, the big lebowski, the breakfast club, the wedding singer, howard the duck, back to school, waynes world 1 & 2, evil dead 2, kingpin, high fidelity, almost famous, friday...there are more but fuck this typing

Television:

Aeon Flux--the actual animated series, House M.D., The Wire, South Park, Absolutely Fabulous, 24, Family Guy, Chappelle's Show, The Daily Show & The Colbert Report, the discovery channel (deadliest catch is the shit!), the history channel

Books:

I love to read, so I'll keep this short: anything by e.e. cummings or Emily Dickinson, Crossfire by Jim Marrs, Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them by Al Franken, Being and Nothingness by Jean-Paul Sartre, The Ethics of Ambiguity by Simone de Beauvoir, Being and Time by Martin Heidegger, Cash by Johnny Cash, The Lucifer Principle by Howard Bloom, A Brave New World by Aldous Huxley and Sophie's World by Jostein Gaarder. I also like fictional novels, mostly crime/thriler/political genre but i'm open to most things except girly crap and westerns.

Heroes:

My brother, Hunter S. Thompson, Aldous Huxley, Karl Marx, Jean-Paul Sartre, Bill Clinton, Bjork, Bob Marley, Perry Farrell, The Bishop Desomond Tutu, Bill Murray

My Blog

glass in my hair

i didn't know dark could get darkerbut you've made it so blackas to eat the starsand icannot find my way home ©MH 2007  ...
Posted by naked & laughing on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

celibate porn stars and childish whimsy

**as usual all works contained herein are copyrighted works of the writer (ME) and cannot be used in any form for any purpose without express written consent by the author.  thanks!**  ...
Posted by naked & laughing on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST

O Distinct....(e.e. cummings)

O DistinctLady of my unkempt adorationif i have madea fragile certain song under the window of your soulit is not like any songs(the singers the othersthey have been faithful to many things and whichd...
Posted by naked & laughing on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST

wandering fingers

out of sorts, out of mind...or wait is that sight?  never mind it doesn't really matter anyway...accused of this, accused of that, did nothing wrong but no one cares, other peoples' agendas alway...
Posted by naked & laughing on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:07:00 PST

storm

ok bear with me kids, i'm on some heavyy painkillers and they're kickin in pretty well right now. for some reason, even though i'm not listening to it, i have that Meatloaf song in my head, the one wh...
Posted by naked & laughing on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:49:00 PST

making up making your mind

ok, i admit it, you're probably--no, you ARE right, i DO need a real man in my life.  Fucked thing is, i have this feeling he already IS in my life and i've already made up my mind about the whol...
Posted by naked & laughing on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

forty five degrees of man

today i am feeling, i suppose, what you could call not so spectacular.  i've gotten to a point in my life where i am not really interested in a hard-core, long-term relationship to start any time...
Posted by naked & laughing on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST

pastels

baby boy,it's not the sweet conversionof the foreplay of yourletters nor the joy of brokenmirrors in the foreground of youreyes it's not the tired angelic versionsnor the tainted red perversionsnor th...
Posted by naked & laughing on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

conundrum

jesus christ, if i had known i never would have gone i never would have cut the wood and tied you to the cross   jesus christ, if i had known i never would have run i never would have pounded the...
Posted by naked & laughing on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST

conversions

secretsa   morse-coded   messagetapped-gently....tattooed on mybackno one  can  match  its lettersthey are      decept  ioncontortions ...
Posted by naked & laughing on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:48:00 PST