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Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!!

You date my daughter she big like Panda!!!

About Me

I'm a pro Taped Fisted Fighter. I used to fight about once a month out behind the old Rickle's in Vineland but then they ripped that shit down. In the next month I should be up for a championship fight. I only date girls that are in the Roller Derby.

My Interests

Taped Fist Fighting. Roller Derby. Mixed CDs. Knife Fights, Before they got too Commercial. Marvin Gaye's song Sexual Healing.

I'd like to meet:

[Dr. Dre] Hey yo, remember that shit Eazy did a while back Motherfuckers said it wasn't gonna work (word) That crazy shit, yeah the stupid shit Hey yo Eazy! (Yo!) Hey man why don't you come off the piano for a minute and bust this crazy shit[Eazy-E] Woke up quick at about noon Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon I gotta get drunk before the day begin Before my mother starts bitchin bout my friends About to go and damn near went blind Young niggaz at the pad throwin up gang signs Ran in the house and grabbed my clip With the Mac-10 on the side of my hip Bailed outside and pointed my weapon Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin Jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride I got front back and side to side Then I let the Alpine play Bumpin new shit by NWA It was "Gangsta Gangsta" at the top of the list Then I played my own shit, it went somethin like this:Cruisin down the street in my six-fo' Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes Went to the park to get the scoop Knuckleheads out there cold shootin some hoops A car pulls up, who can it be? A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G He rolls down his window and he started to say It's all about makin that GTA[chorus]Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard You come talkin that trash we'll pull your card Knowin nothin in life but to be legit Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit[Eazy-E] Down on B's in the place to give me the pace He said my man JB is on freebase The boy JB was a friend of mine Til I caught him in my car tryin to steal my Alpine Chased him up the street to call a truce The silly motherfucker pull out a deuce-deuce Little did he know I had a loaded 12 gauge One sucker dead, LA Times first page[chorus][Eazy-E] Bored as hell and I wanna get ill So I went to a spot where my homeboys chill The fellows out there, makin that dollar I pulled up in my 6-4 Impala They greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin And from the 8-ball my breath start stinkin Love to get my girl, to rock that body Before I left I hit the Bacardi Went to her house to get her out of the pad Dumb hoe says something stupid that made me mad She said somethin that I couldn't believe So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave She started talkin shit, wouldn't you know? Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe Her father jumped out and he started to shout So I threw a right-cross and knocked his whole ass out[chorus][Eazy-E] I'm rollin hard now I'm under control Then wrapped the six-fo' round the telephone poll I looked at my car and I said, "Oh brother I throw it in the gutter and go buy another" Walkin home and I see the G ride Now Ket is drivin Kilo on the side As they busted a U, they got pulled over An undercover cop in a dark green Nova Ket got beaten for resistin arrest He socked the pig in the head for rippin his Guess Now G is cut for doin the crime For defence on the boy, he'll do some time[chorus][Eazy-E] I went to get them out but there was no bail The fellaz start to riot in the county jail Two days later in municiple court Kilo G on trial straight cold cut a fork Distruption of a court, said the judge On a six year sentence my man didn't budge Bailer came over to turn him in Kilo G looked up and gave a grin He yelled out "FIRE!", then came Suzi The bitch came in with a sub-machine Uzi Police shot the bitch but didn't hurt her Both up state for attempted murder

Music:

Weezer, American Football, Sublime, The Rentals, The Mars Volta, LBDA, Owen, Atom & his Package, Rocky Votolato, matt pond PA, Nada Surf, Matt Sharp, Of Montreal, Voxtrot, Alkaline Trio, Death Cab For Cutie, Head Automatica, The Postal Service, Bad Religion, Bling Kong, Belle and Sebastian, Bright Eyes, Cartel, Bob Dylan, Clutch, Coheed and Cambria, Cursive, Daft Punk, Dave Matthews Band, Atom and His Package, Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah, Devotchka, Dynamite Hack, Deftones Elliott Smith, Feist, Fairweather, Hellogoodbye, Her Space Holiday, Ian Love, Jets to Brazil, Dr. Dre, N.W.A., Radiohead, No Doubt/Gwen Stefani, Minus the Bear, Rival Schools, Reggie and the Full Effect, The Papermoons, The Fiery Furnaces, Lucero, So Many Dynamos, The Weakerthans, The Ziggens, Bad Religion, Between the Buried and Me, horse the band.

Movies:

Clerks, Dogma, Jackie Brown, Reservior Dogs, True Romance, Way of the Gun, Taxi Driver, Shaun of the Dead, Heat, Serpico, Fargo, Seven, Star Wars, Indian Jones Series, Mallrats, Boondock Saints, Kill Bill, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Goodfellas, Leon, Streetfighter, Return of the Streetfighter, Last Revenge of the Streetfighter, Dawn of the Dead, Golga 13, Office Space, Road Trip, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Night of the Living Dead, Foxy Brown, Coffey, Chasing Amy, Kissing a Fool, Stealing Harvard, El Marichi, Battle Royale, sixteen candles, Pecker, 21 grams, The Usual Suspects, He Got Game, The Bourne Series, Hero, Desperato, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Once Upon a Time in America, like a dozen others.

Television:

The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, The Office, College football(yeah I'm your friend that gets what the BCS is.)

Books:

I'm going to go back to all the books of my childhood, wait I'm not joking... "Pink Triangle" When I'm stable long enough I start to look around for love See a sweet in floral prints My mind begins the arrangements But when I start to feel that pull Turns out I just pulled myself She would never go with me Were I the last girl on earthI'm dumb, she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind's no good Pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth Let me know the truthMight have smoked a few in my time But never thought it was a crime Knew the day would surely come When I'd chill and settle down When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl Then she put me in my place If everyone's a little queer Can't she be a little straight?I'm dumb, she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind's no good Pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth Let me know the truth Let me know the truthI'm dumb, she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind's no good Pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth Let me know the truthI'm dumb, she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind's no good Pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth Let me know the truth Let me know the truth Let me know the truth

Heroes:

- Hey Jack, what's happenin'? - I don't know. - Well uh, rumour around town says you mighht be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore. - Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to thhe shore. - Whadda ya gonna do down there? - Uh, I don't know, p-play some video gamess, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts. - Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y''know all proceeds go to get their lead singer out a' jail. - Uh huh. - Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya goonna check out the sand bar while you're down there? - Uh, what's the Sand Bar? - Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-oold kids drink. - Ah, cool. - Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there? - Uh, who? - My favourite cover band, Crystal Ship. - Wow. - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be reallly impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:Love me two times baby Love me twice today Love me two times girl Cause I got AIDS Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS- Uh... - Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation thhere. I hope those guys have a good sense a' humour and don't take us into court. - Uh, what's the court? - Never mind that, the important thing heree... - You mean the People's Court. - The... Now, that's another story. The impportant thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore. - Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore? - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.. - Ah wow, how'd ya get a car? - Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Baahamas. - You're kidding! - I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay,, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is. - Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got? - I've got a bitchin' Camaro...(1.2.3.4) Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! I ran over my neighbors Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Now I'm in all the papersMy folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro With no insurance to match So if I happen to run you down Please don't leave a scratchI ran over some old lady One night at the county fair And I didn't get arrested Because my dad's the mayorBitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Donuts on your lawn Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Tony Orlando and DawnWhen I drive past the kids They all spit and cuss Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro And they have to ride the busSo you'd better get out of my way When I come through your yard Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro And an Exxon credit cardBitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! Hey man where ya headed? Bitchin' Camaro, Bitchin' Camaro! I'm drunk on unleaded!

My Blog

Match 6.7

Match 6.7 PA- The next match is set for one fall and is for the number one contenders spot for the Heavy Weight titled and is a Stair Way to Hell match. Introducing first Station Engineer Dalet Santa...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!! on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:49:00 PST

Match 6.6

Match 6.6 PA- The next match is set for one fall and is for the tag team championships. Introducing first the challengers. Stanley El and Jimmy V the All Americans! They come down in stars and strip...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!! on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:17:00 PST

Match 6.5

Match 6.5 PA-The next match is set for one fall and is for number one contenders spot for the radio title. Introducing first he likes to be known as the Legend Killer, Ladies and Gentlemen Pennington...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!! on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 09:06:00 PST

Match 6.4

Backstage Jonny Gogo- He everyone this is Jonny Gogo here with the Tag Team Champions& Derek- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOO! Mr. Patrick- Jonny shut your mouth. You're ...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!! on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST

Match 6.3

Match 6.3 PA- The next match is set for one fall and is for the Radio Title. Introducing first the challenger. Back in black hits and JC Stauds comes down in tights covered in him beating up Gorgeous...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST

Match 6.2

Match 6.2 PA-The first Match is set for one fall. Introducing first (the new fall out boy single hits) Erica. Erica comes down in the black and white version of the tights her and Jess wear. She hops...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST

Match 6.1

Event 6 The Banquet! Frank Hogan's music hits. He and Donovan come down to ring side. Frank climbs in the ring. Frank-Cut the music, tonight is the banquet. The first ever Paid Per View. Now the all ...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST

I met the Love of my Life on Sunday.

So I don't normally blog about real things, but today is different. I know where is the crazy wrestling, or where is you living with Kevin and the Polar Bear, you know the one were Sean ends up havin...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!! on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:43:00 PST

I met the Love of my Life on Sunday.

So I don't normally blog about real things, but today is different. I know where is the crazy wrestling, or where is you living with Kevin and the Polar Bear, you know the one were Sean ends up havin...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!! on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:43:00 PST

ECW Ending 5

ECW Ending 5 Gorgeous Boy George- Not him again. He is going to hit me in my Gorgeous face with a chair again. I can't deal with this. I can't do it. No, my face is my meal ticket. Bundlo De Las Bear...
Posted by Zombies Ate My Neighbors and My Package!! on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:53:00 PST