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Twisted Elegance

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Life shouldn't be a journey to the grave with intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways.Chocolate in one hand,martin in the other,body thoroughly used up,totally worn out and screaming Fuck Yeah,What a ride!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily --
[noun]:

A perma-orgasm

The Black Angel
People Iced: Sixteen
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon Shards of Glass
Arms Broken: Thirty Three
Eyes Gouged: Seven
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: The Arm Breaker
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My Interests

It's All About The Hair,I Love Cutting,Coloring,And Styling Hair.Get Beautiful Bitches.I Find Myself To Be Classy,But Yes Sometimes Trashy.Whateve.Loving,Energetic,Indecisive,Sensitive,Arrogan t,Shy,Pretty,A Bitch,Forgiving,Passionate,Im Always Late,I Brush My Teeth More Than Three Times A Day.I Like Crazy Drunken Late Nights,Especially With Derek, And Getting The Occasional Dose of Cheah Leah. Also Love Going to Clubs With My Favorite Girl,My Other Half,My Sister Eden.Hush In Houston Was Quite Memorable.E And Insane Amounts Of Alcohol.HAAAAH. Free Buckets Of Jello Shots @ Club494."Party Till You Puke And Then Some."Zoom Zoom Bitches.Being Called Strippers In The Bathroom @ Sams Boat.HAHAHA!Yes, Dive Bars Are Exceptional To Me,Im Not Picky,As Long As Im Having A Good Time.Being Around People Who Can Make Me Laugh,And Who Also Have A Good Vibe About Them From The Start. Choppers,Side Burns,Mohawks,Mullets,Pain,Peircings,Tatoos,Art,Drawing,Conc erts,Underground Parties,After Parties,Movies,Snowbording,Basketball,Houston Rockets,Ya Ming,PHyscotic People,Jesus,Star,Family,Friends,Marilyn Monroe,Coffee And Music In The Morning.It Starts Your Day Off Good.Kissing And Cuddling,Dirty Boys, Skater Boys,Hot Men With Or Without Money.Boys In Bands Is A Big Turn On,Groupies,Being A Groupie,All My Hotties In Texas.Also My Sisters In The Dirty,Dirty South.Miss You Naughty Bitches!Muawhz!

I'd like to meet:

Tommy Lee,And Any Crazy,Sexy Bitches.

Music:

I Love It all.

Movies:

Requim For A Dream, Spun,Pulp Fiction,Party Monster,Running Scared,Blow,Narc,Scarface,Good Fellows,Death Becomes Her,Sin City,Boondock Saints,Alphy,Napolian Dynomite,Grease,Breakfast Club

Television:

Sex And The City,The Real World,Lost,Reno 911,Jack Ass...Absolutly love Jonny Knoxville.

Heroes:

Heros? I'd have to say anyone who knows what they want and does just exactly that.Myself, My sister Eden,Most definatley my mother.John Wahn,and this sexy bitch right here.Fuck Yeah

My Blog

Imagine

Kiss the new to get over old fears... Untill the person from your past comes right back and knocks you off your feet.... And once again that person from your past is just as appealing to you as they w...
Posted by Twisted Elegance on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST

Reunited Once Again

Well its about time my SR-22's were finally filed with the DMV and I can now  get my occupational License after recieving a OWI! Fuck, did they take there sweet has time .No more worring about th...
Posted by Twisted Elegance on Thu, 04 May 2006 12:05:00 PST

Mother Teresa

         People are often unreasonable and self centered.  Forgive them anyway.If you are kind,people may accuse you of ulterior motives.Be kind anywa...
Posted by Twisted Elegance on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 09:59:00 PST