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Top 10 questions that most people ask me
1. Can you see?
Ans: No I can't. I use my sense of hearing to help me move around.
2. Are you emo?
Ans: Oh yeah sure I am. Just like how Ozzy is emo. And how Slash is emo. And Nikki Sixx. And Lemmy. Sebastian Bach. Kerry King. Get my drift?
3. If you're not emo, why do you do your hair like that?
Ans: Because I can.
4. Isn't it uncomfortable to have hair like that?
Ans: Yes of course it is. Why do you think the other kids with similar hair are so sad all the fucking time? [:
5. How long do you take to do your hair everyday?
Ans: About 5 to 6 hours on the average. That's why I don't go out anymore.
6. Why do you wear girl t-shirts/jeans?
Ans: Cos it makes me look pretty. Like a unicorn.
7. Did piercing your lip hurt?
Ans: It wasn't really a piercing. Someone stabbed me with a fork and I kinda kept the hole. And yeah, getting stabbed with a fork hurts. A lot.
8. Do you listen to metal?
Ans: No no of course not. I listen to stuff like Ozzy, Sabbath, Judas Priest, Metallica, Motorhead, Maiden etc.
9. Wanna go grab a beer and get wasted?
Ans: We'll anally rape the can of beer before gutting it and then devouring its remains.
10. Hey what's up?
Ans: Ponies and unicorns. Go suck a fuck.
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he thinks you're gorgeous.
he's real nice.
and he likes ice cream.
people who like ice cream are usually nice.
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