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Shakespeare

6ft2, eyes of blue. He walked across my swimming pool. Has anybody seen JC?

About Me

Im 22 and i work for DSG International teaching people how to sell. Grew up in St Helens and still live there, its kinda like royston vasey!

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My Interests

Music, Beer, Ladies, Rugby!Im keeping my interests at a minimum to focus on them all!!!I like fit women that cant dance for shit, bless her, the beautiful Alex Sim-WiseOh and my Photography!!

I'd like to meet:

Someone to make me happy!!The guy/girl who invented wifi. They allow me to fill this crap in while taking a dump.

Music:

Keep to your classics!!!I missed the funk bandwagon!Mainly though, you'll find me listening mostly to Tom Vek or the Stone Roses.

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite!!!Simple but effective.BANG!!!.... and the dirt is gone!!!

Television:

THE MIGHTY BOOSH!! The Apprentice USA, Family Guy, The O.C. House and Soccer Am!

Books:

Yes Man - Danny Wallace, The Rules of Management - Richard Templar (good common sense book), Dorian - Will Self and Touching From a Distance - Deborah Curtis!

Heroes:

1. Donald Trump2. Tiger Woods3. Marco Van Basten4. Danny Wallace5. Mickey Mouse6. The woman that will make John happy.

My Blog

Another Dodgy Friday Night!!!

Hello Children!!!Missed Me??! Thought so.Well it was Saints v Salford at Salford so on the Gerrard Coach we were. Carl's bottle opening teeth worked a charm and the coach toilet took some working out ...
Posted by Shakespeare on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 02:01:00 PST

Donald Says!

Im sorry to have to tell you! YOURE FIRED!!
Posted by Shakespeare on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 05:27:00 PST

You know what thought did! £3 Fever!!!

So you know when i said i was off to watch Paul O'Grady?Did i?Hell No!!I went drinking again! but it was one of the funniest nights ever!!I went to town to meet up with Phil, Carl and Duggy as they we...
Posted by Shakespeare on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST

WATCH OUT FOR THIS MAN!!

FEED ME BEER!!!!Kids! My drinking is now a joke!!!Its no laughing matter how much im currently consuming!Saints and Wigan today, how sweet it is to give Wigan a beating! Shame Phil was in work and cou...
Posted by Shakespeare on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:39:00 PST

SO FAR IN '06 I HAVE

[x] broken a promise.[x] made a new friend.[x] liked someone[x] fallen in love[x] fallen out of love[x] done something you swore never to do[x] lied[x] laughed until you cried[x] stole[ ] went behind ...
Posted by Shakespeare on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 12:28:00 PST

Dont worry! Ive Ate

Panic over! Ive ate!Still not made up with friend or ex either! But hey, what can you do?!Saints and Wigan tomorrow so if youre going, do enjoy yourselves, but only in moderation! Say Hello to me too ...
Posted by Shakespeare on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:05:00 PST

Welcome our newest member!

Hi Everyone! My Names Dan and ive been clean for 5 days now! Hello everyone, welcome to my new blog please take it easy on the virgin to blogging! Well what a day! Since staying up till the weeee hour...
Posted by Shakespeare on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:01:00 PST