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Lay Low [CC]

Belive me when i say that ive got somethin for his punk ass

About Me


Fuck what ya heard.So jerry maguire says theres around 6 billion people on this little planet.
i reckonz i gotz enough time to make them know me.
Leon K-Ristian L-O-V-E.
the incisor.
the enticor.
depending on what your lookin 4.
so whats goin down with lay low?
Just X-pand your iMAGI-Nationz.
CHECK THIS [email protected] - msn, get adding.
"ladies and gentlemen...give a big round of applause for tonights act"
Stop and listen.
The entertainment trip, the flamboyance of itall's gonna make you say "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!" savin the world.
drop the ball.
forget it all.
yall now rockin with a flow thats been called.
CHARISMA.
Get to know me, cos you neva know, maybe i wont wanna forget you.
*and the crowd goes wild*
one piece of advice.
Just play it cool.
..so basically high, im leon, wanna tango?
now ama hit the tracks.
outa dodge.

My Interests

entertaining, you know when the kid in big daddy puts on the shades and feels "safe". thats it. ;)
wrestling.
music.
leather jackets.
shades.
getting high as a muthafuckin kite.
b-ball.
general leon love dickin about in a off the wall, comedic fashion :p.
stoned muthafuckas arent we?br.

I'd like to meet:

still yoooooouuuunnng!
tyler durden.
hbk.
sapolsky.
a girl.
shelton benjamin in smackdown again.

Music:

ATM.

Mad Caddies
SB6
HEDp.e
lupe fiasco
dj kentaro
the boggs
pepper
shy child
ian brown
subways(br) obedientbone.
ANTHEMS

weard beard
the night was dark the seas were rough the port lay straight ahead the booze ran out the men grew tired and this is what they said: "captain if you cannot find a place to set her down then you'll be sleeping right along with this vessel in the ground"well the jolly roger pulled through and made it to the land we disembarked went into town with vengence in our hand the children cried the woman sighed the men just turn their heads so with a smile we chated loud and this is what we said"ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you out
and slap you about
and never seem to care
ooohooohh
another one for me
cause we are the filthy vermin
that will set you people free"

with nothing left for us to drink
the night was winding down
but still the girls kept swaggering
and still hanging around
oh! mister can you tell me where i can find a man
the only thing that you will find is the back side of my hand!

"ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you up
and slap you down
and never seem to care!
ooohooohh!
another one for me!
we're the filthy vermin!
that will set you people free!
we're the filthy vermin!
that will set you people free!
ooohhoooh!
raise'em in the air!
we'll knock you out!
and slap you around!
and never seem to care!!
wo ooh ooh ohh!
another one for me!
we're the filthy vermin!
that will set you people free!
we're the filthy vermin!
that will set you people free!!!!!!! "

In the end
It starts with one thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on, but didn't even know Wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time whenI tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matterOne thing, I don't know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind I designed this rhyme, to explain in due time I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so (far) Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me (in the end) You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when IChorusI’ve put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go And for all this There's only one thing you should know (2x) Chorus

Drinkin for 11
Sometimes I feel like I'm out here all alone, Just one in a millions with no place left to go. Fear steps up to me with every move that I make, Following close behind my soul it wants to take.I wanna know what you're feeling if you're feeling alone, I wanna hear that you still care. The last time I remembered you was the last time I wasn't scared, When the night starts fading and the morning arrives, I wanna still feel you around, Will you creep into my head again and pick me up off the ground?Once more...Tell me what you're fighting for, Gotta try, gotta try for tomorrow, You can't see through today.. Gotta try, gotta try for tomorrow, You can't see through today. There's nowhere left to stay.. Whoa...

White rabbit
One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tallAnd if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call Recall Alice When she was just smallWhen men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Go ask Alice I think she'll knowWhen logic and proportion Have fallen softly dead And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's "off with her head!" Remember what the dormouse said: "Feed your head Feed your head Feed your head"

lucy in the sky with diamonds
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, Towering over your head. Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes, And she's gone.{REFRAIN} Lucy in the sky with diamonds(diamonds). Lucy in the sky with diamonds(diamonds). Lucy in the sky with diamonds(diamonds). Ah... Ah...{VERSE 2} Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies, Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers, That grow so incredibly high. Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, Waiting to take you away. Climb in the back with your head in the clouds, And you're gone.{REFRAIN}Picture yourself on a train in a station, With plasticine porters with looking glass ties, Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, DINAH MOE HUMM-BY THE GOD FRANK ZAPPA
I couldnt say where shes comin from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe hummShe stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill says you cant make me cum No way! (yajus cant do it)She made a bet with her sister whos a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was scumI dont mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it)I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb An applied rotation on her sugar plumI pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe hummDinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Wheres this dinah-moe Comin from I just spent three hours An I aint got a crumb From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe From the dinah-moe humm (HOUUH WAAAA!!)WHAT! I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to itI got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it And I cant get into it Unless I get out of it (OLA!) An I gotta be out of it To get myself into it (LETS JOIN THE NAVY) cause I cant get into it Unless I get out of it (NO LETS NOT) An I gotta be out of it Before I get into it(she looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) And heres what she said, (WHAT SHE SAY?) Just get me wasted An youre half-way there cause if my minds tore up, Well, then my body dont careI rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon?The forty dollar bill didnt matter no more When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor She said dinah-moe might win the bet But she could use a little (ow!) if I wasnt done yetI told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldnt give her a trySo I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An asked her if she had any cooties in there(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)She was buns-up kneelin Buns up! I was wheelin an dealin Wheelin an dealin an ooooh! She surrender to the feelin She sweetly surrendered An she started in to squealinDinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just twitchin an her face gone red Some drool rollin down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered n quaked An clutched at herself Her sister made a joke About her mental health Until dinah-moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline...I said:Kiss my aura...dora... Thats right! You know why? Because THIS IS real angora And then I said:Would you all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An how bout you, fauna? Do you wanna?

"Rap Scene James Dean"

REGGAE- Bob marley (my faviroute musician ever) Damian marley
jimmy cliff
the heptones
the ethiopians
dillinger
bounty killa
steven marley
ziggy marley
actually the whole marley family :0 ,
the wailers
eek-a-mouse
elephant man
pras
wyclef jean
burning spear
shabba ranks
beenie man
sean paul
ROCKBLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB, one of my fav bands ever
nirvana
R.A.T.M
queen (freddie, best performer ever, r.i.p)
elvis
the strokes
kings of leon (no pun) there actually not bad when u listen to them
guns and roses ,br velvet revolver ,br billy idol (was gona get his haircut (br) linkin park p.o.d
kottonmouth kings
molotov
Nine inch nails
metalica
the tragically hip
the who
the beatles
the kinks
john frusiante
pink floyd
bob dylan
jimi hendrix (slash aint got shit on him)
beach boys
the doors
led zepplin
europe
the rolling stones (only just started payin attention)
AC/DC ,br richard ashcroft
the verve
oasis
zz top
kid rock
a7x
goo goo dolls
GRATEFUL DEAD
ZAPPZ
aerosmith
blondie
deep purple
all american rejects
THE KILLERS (nother band i liked b4 u al )
soundgarden
the pixies
stone temple pilots
pulp
blur
REM
muse
placebo
queens of the stone age
foo fighters
korn
raquonteurs
automatic
snow partol
the bravery
the calling
PUNK/SKABOUNCING SOULS!, MY FAV BAND AT THE MO
opertaion ivy
dropkick murphys
the aquabats
choking victim
streetlight manifesto
the toasters
mad cadies (eh liam lol)
the sex pistols
the ramones
talking heads
blanks 77
the clash
iggy pop
RAPEMINEM
delinquent habits
control machete
kemo the blaxican
cypress hill
TUPAC SHAKUR
diddy
naz
kanye west
pharrel
jay z
SOL.ILLAQUISTS OF SOUND!!!!!! :) dmx
raekwon the chef (best of the clan i must say
the wu tang clan
nwa
dr dre
easy e
sugerhill gang
FORT MINOR, my other fav band at the mo
rakim
redman
method man
dmx
capone
noreiga
dragon ash
drunken tiger
dj yoda
jin
vico c
daddy yankke
public enemy
OUTCAST
May i say that along side mt marley, bob dylan is the best ever.
THERE ARE ALOT OF ARTISTS I HAVENT MENTIONED.INDIETHe killers
franz ferdinand
the frattelis
KASABIAN
pete doherty

Movies:

american beauty/ahx/fight club.
district 13
battle royal 1+2
grandmas boy.

Television:

CALIFORNICATION. Oz.
Father Ted.
family guy.
nip/tuck.
supernatural.
kidnapped.
prison break.
hallo panda.

Books:

any palahniuk.
any irvine welsh
sandman.
swamp thing.
comic books.br.

Heroes:

cartel.
roll call
joshy boy.-gets to high to get into town
shagger.-gets to high to play football
rifle boy.-gets to high and collapses on a couch.
ghari.- gets to high a night before his driving test
jerry.-gets to high to function during oliver rehersals
jordan.-dusnt need to be high to be a state lmao

coky.
call the cops and tell them theyve got the wrong guy, ross cochrane did not infact eat a chocolate bar sandwich on stale bread. hero of today.

stevie kerr.
whats the price of tea in china?. priceless.