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Gretchen

slow my hate & my rage slit my wrist ease the pain

About Me

I'm so kickass...except to people I don't like. (low tolerance for snootiness) I sometimes find that I would rather hang out with my cats than people. Cats are honest. I've honored the Goddess since the age of five. (weird story, you should ask) I hate sheep (if your gonna be in a herd, make your own), when I'm in a bad mood just give me rosemary tea w/a spot of honey. I hate smokers, but I wish my hair was the color of uncut tobacco (oh and i'm a smoker), if I was a dude I would play with it in public (well, you asked), sometimes I do just want my mommy, I like the song "sex and violence" because of its simplicity, i enjoy awkward silences, i don't tell secrets, but i sure do love when people tell me secrets, i'm too lazy to use caps, i would love to do ani difranco (oh, and trent from "daria") i hate people that gloat. i make people watch movies that they think they hate, and i love deven, and i plan on marrying rob, i love all colors that end in urple, and sometimes i do miss digging to china, change scares me, i've never punched anyone outta anger, i like spinach, i think if you're still reading this you're really bored, sometimes i forget hogwarts isn't real, my favorite authors are ken kesey and margot adler, the only barbie i ever owned was headless and naked (gi joe, naked barbie and me use to rob banks) if you wanna know anything else just ask me. geesh.

My Interests

interesting things.

I'd like to meet:

well i'd love to meet johnny depp and Gwidion Peddergren. that would be cool, especially cuz Gwidion is dead. if you could arrange that it would rock.

Movies:

serpent and the rainbow, pi, photographing fairies, the princess bride, big fish, edward scissorhands is my favorite fairytale, slc punk, harry potter (if only i was 14 again and enrolled at hogwarts)the list goes on and on...

Television:

old snl, conan obrien, survivor (i'm addicted), ummm...really whatever is on. oh, and i'm also addicted to planets funniest animal...i'm such an uber-dork.

Books:

drawing down the moon, one flew over the cuckoos nest, clockwork orange (however i hate the movie), doctor and the soul, harry potter, where the wild things are, where the sidewalk ends & lights in the attic, a wrinkle in time, all things dr. seuss (i want to live inside his brain, yes i know he's dead), kama sutra (good bathroom reading, if only for the pictures), really i'll read anything i love to read.

Heroes:

cindy lauper, harry potter, deven (we should all strive to be like her), my mommy, my nephew jacob, whoever invented cheese, big bird (dude, don't laugh, he taught me about sharing, he just left out the part about when sharing sometimes sucks), he-man, tim burton, scott cunningham, jem and the holograms....