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clean&nasty

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About Me

Clean & Nasty plays piano-driven, bluesy originals with shamelessly low-brow lyrics sung by Susan Hwang with a full band including the only Welsh banjo player in existence. Clean & Nasty is based in New York City.

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Member Since: 4/12/2006
Band Website: cleanandnasty.com
Band Members: SUSAN HWANG, has been singing the blues since her D.C. days and has been the only yellow member of gospel choirs since she was 13. After honing her primal yelling in hard rock band, Murderizer (murderizer.com), and squeezing like hell with The Main Squeeze Orchestra (mainsqueezeorchestra.com), Susan now writes songs with Clean & Nasty about the dumbest things ever and uses this group as a vehicle to explore the role of mundanity in a modern life punctuated by inexplicable moments of terror and an overriding sense of anxiety.MICHAEL GITTLEMAN has been a bass player for the last 3 decades and has played with everyone from Fred Frith to Dave Newhouse to D.C. rock band, 9353, to Melting Fish with Matt Cameron. He has more basses than he has compassion for humanity. He..s also the owner of a new studio in DUMBO, Electroluxe Studios (electroluxestudio.com)IAN MEREDITH is perhaps the only Welsh banjo player on earth. He studies with banjo legend, Tony Trischka, and also serves as the band’s style compass. He gets a new bow tie for almost every show.CHARLES LAVOIE can pretty much play anything he gets his hands on. Currently, it’s harmonica and spoons, but he wouldn’t refuse a washboard if you threw it at him. Incidentally, he doesn’t listen to music that is written any later than 1979 (he thinks The Cure is called The Cures).MARIA SONEVYTSKY was handstand champion of the first grade. Her prowess for physically demanding feats of grace made her a natural accordion player. She’s squeezed with the Main Squeeze Orchestra, Anti Social Music and various NYC groups. Her own band is slavic-pop sensation, Baby Pool (babypoolmusic.com)
Influences: Our second single: We'll Let You Down, Jasonides Blues, Dead or Enlightened, Love Slave, $4Buy our first single for four bucks (featuring smash hits "Yearning of the Godless Hussies," "Sincere Love Song" and "For Alex (It's not you; it's them):

Sounds Like: hell
Type of Label: None

My Blog

little pockets of hell on your way home

They sell Starbucks as the second coming - a cultural movement that can save us, but I want to write them that hey, you know, one of your stores, the one on 14th St. and 6th Ave., right next to the Ur...
Posted by clean&nasty on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:41:00 PST

they take turns every week being clean and being nasty

I trailed these guys last night. They were talking about how there are 2 Clean & Nasty shows coming up, and they were really excited about the second single release party, but they were worried that ...
Posted by clean&nasty on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:09:00 PST

Okay, so now I am just another woman talking about her vagina

It's funny how different you can feel about the same things at different times in your life.   Depending on your mood or the weather or if you've just seen your mom over the weekend, having someone pu...
Posted by clean&nasty on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:51:00 PST

videos of some of this week's show

There's video up on Ian's myspace site: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=103197107Man, what would we do without our banjo player? What would the world be wit...
Posted by clean&nasty on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:37:00 PST

new song

There is a new song up on the website: www.cleanandnasty.comIt's called "Dead or Enlightened."
Posted by clean&nasty on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST

coincidences in threes

Some funny things:CLOWNS - 1. There was an evil clown that my friend Joie saw leaving me that represented my perverted view of happiness as something repulsive (hence, my aversion to happy people and ...
Posted by clean&nasty on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:34:00 PST

The Friends of Excitement and general complaining

I went to a liquor store in midtown that I've never been to before. I was hurrying with my selection, desperately trying to pay as fast as I could because the music in there was so bad. It was eleva...
Posted by clean&nasty on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:42:00 PST

Photos and Methyl Prednisolone

We've been getting a lot of hits in our guestbook on our website. Mostly people who like to advertise their feel-good wares - nude children and narco, novasc, ophendimetrazine, phetermine, propecia, ...
Posted by clean&nasty on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:00:00 PST

new mp3

We've got a new mp3 up on our website.  www.cleanandnasty.com It's based on a true story.
Posted by clean&nasty on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 07:32:00 PST

Sorry about that demon possession accusation

I just had a dream last night where my mom actually apologized for telling me I was being possessed by demons when I was 14. She said she was sorry and that it was just a phase she was going through ...
Posted by clean&nasty on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:16:00 PST