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Whiplash

How can I be lost if I got nowhere to go?

About Me

Jovoni --
[noun]:
A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comSo I guess I'll just get to the point. I'm Jovoni. I love Music. You can usually catch me at a concert or at the store purchasing booze. I'm that one uncomfortable looking chick in the corner. I'm that one chick playing goretar. I'm that one chick blasting metal, out of my cheap car factory speakers, flying down the highway! I'm that one chick always fuckin' head banging as if it won't hurt the next day! I'm the nice youth holding the door. I'm the asshole always asking why? I'm the short chode speed walking passed your slow ass. I'm that one chick always writing crappy poetry. I'm that one chick with the awful singing voice. I'm that one chick you must have met before but feel free to reacquaint yourself (although I'm sure i will not remember...forgive my inconsistent memory:)
Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP)
Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense.
Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men
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What's Your Coffee Personality?
Espresso
You're Espresso! You are intense, driven, artistic, intelligent. You're also a ball of stress most of the time. People keep telling you all about your 'potential' and it's nigh driven you to the edge. So maybe it's time for you to chill out, just a little. Really, you don't have to be the best in the world before you graduate, I swear. Also, you're definately addicted to caffiene. Maybe cut back, just a tad.
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My Interests

MUSIC (MOSTLY HEAVY METAL), GUITARS, CONCERTS, SEX, BOOKS, BOOZE, WRITING, PEOPLE, DREAMING, MY FRIENDS & FAMILY, WHATEVER CATCHES MY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN...

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I'd like to meet:

People to start a Brutal Metal Band with, Metalheads..m/, Anyone interesting, Like minded individuals, Hot dudes with long hair and long fingers lol!...Steve Harris, Bruce Dickinson, Dave Murray, Adrian Smith, Nicko McBrain, Alexi Laiho, Hetfield and Hammet, Hanneman and King, Tipton and Downing, Kim Goss, John Petrucci, Mega Dave Mustaine, Dax Riggs, Phil Anselmo, Rex Brown, Vinnie Paul, Matt Heafy, Corey Beaulieu, Conor Oberst, Abbath, Demonaz, Pat O'brien, Sonata Arctica, Scott Ian, CHarlie Benante, Halford, Mikeal Akerfeldt, HIM, Mustis, Udo Dirksnider, Doro Pesch, Lemmy Kilmister, Jari maepann... Anyone who wants to meet me. Which Black Metal musician are You? (10 possible results)
Abbath
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You are Dax from the Acid Bath days. You're a bit rebellious and you probably cuss like a sailor, but you're a passionate person who has the ability to see beauty even in the darkest, most unlikely places. You probably still have some growing up and self-discovering to do, but youll make some amazing music along the way! Youre A metalhead at heart, baby!
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you're the older, and the much wiser conor. but you tend to be drunk for every show. which causes you to stumble a lot and spill drinks on drum sets and get a little more friendlier with your fans than you probably should. you're really just an older version of young depressed pill taking conor. why so sad still?
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You Are 87% Misanthropic
You are misanthropic to the point of being scary. In your view, people are a disease.
You may want to lighten up a little - before you become a super villain! How Misanthropic Are You?

Music:

GIVE ME METAL OR GIVE ME DEATH! IF IT DOESN'T MELT YOUR FACE OFF THEN CHANCES ARE I DON'T LIKE IT. Do You Know Heavy Metal?
You are a true metalhead! You appreciate the complexity of heavy metal, and realise it is more than banging and screaming. You know your genres well and the correct classification of bands
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What Kind Of Metal Are You?

Thrash Metal
Pioneered by Bay Area titans Metallica, Exodus and Slayer, thrash metal was the most extreme act in the 80s. It was known for singer/guitar combos, huge drum sets, and minute-log guitar solos. It is no longer around, but you are a metal hero for loving thrash.

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Which Black Metal band are you?

Dimmu Borgir
You are bad ass black metal band Dimmu Borgir. You keep the message straight. Fuck everyone else.
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what kind of music are u born to listen to

metal rock the fuck on
u r 1 crazy mother fucker stay rockn

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What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Musical Intelligence
You're extremely sensitive to music and sound of all types. To you the world is like one massive symphony, with thousands of interwoven movements and millions of musicians. Songs get stuck in your head easily, and you easily memorize things you've heard only once or twice. You're a talented musician and composer, though you might not have realized it yet. You'd be best suited to a career as a musician, conductor, composer, foley artist, sound designer, or d.j.
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Movies:

I like movies but I like listening to music better. I love Concert and Band DVDs... this is spinal tap, natural born killers, little Nicky, detroit rock city, rockstar, Evil dead 1,2,army of darkness, boonedock saints, beowulf and grendel, wayne's world, sororiety boys, norbit, mean girls, austin powers...

Television:

Metalocalypse!, The X-files, PSI Factor, Family Guy, The History Channel and whatever other tragedy I get sucked into watching...

Books:

I love books! Anything by Charles Bukowski!, Edgar Allen Poe, Oscar Wilde, Margaret Atwood, Anne Rice, and anyone else who wrote a book I found intriguing...there are far too many. Revolver, Decibel, Guitar World, Metal Maniacs...

Heroes:

Whom ever I find intriguing, it's a different person everyday.

My Blog

DEATH MAGNETIC

I'd like to take the time tp say that no matter what anyone else thinks Death Magnetic is a sweet solid Metallica album! Man it's like they have remembered that there are fans that deserve something t...
Posted by Whiplash on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:50:00 PST

The Trilogy

So Saturday wrapped up my September metal week...three shows kicked of with Iced Earth/Into Etrnity and The vala! The show was pretty cool! Into Eternity always put on an energetic live show! And I ha...
Posted by Whiplash on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:59:00 PST

I remember!

Inspiration flows within yet I am motionless and the ideas run away. What holds me back? Why have I not touched your coiled metal in so long? Where are the long sessions I once made time for? In the e...
Posted by Whiplash on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 06:51:00 PST

Where are my earplugs?

This weekend was pretty cool. My days always go by too fast. I thought about working overtime this saturday but then decided to fuck it. I'm extremly tired of the folks I work with. Instead Peg and I ...
Posted by Whiplash on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:10:00 PST

Metal Masters! pt2

Metal Masters tour was the fucking package tour to be at this year! It started off as another Metal Journey with my Metal brothers! Adrian, Matt and myself departed around 2pm...and for the second day...
Posted by Whiplash on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:32:00 PST

what comes around goes around (The Metal Years) pt. 1!

i'm totally stoked about going to the Metal Masters tour today...and to think I didn't really think it would happen. I mean I meant to buy my ticket a long time ago but money has been tight. Last minu...
Posted by Whiplash on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:04:00 PST

To Work Overtime or not?

Living on my own hs it's ups and downs. THe pro's are that I can walk around naked, stomp around all day and night, use the bathroom when ever I want, listen to my tunes as loud as I want, fuck as lou...
Posted by Whiplash on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:36:00 PST

home

I am finally gonna get my own place. well not my own own...I'm moving in with peg...but I'm leaving my dad's house. And now I step further into the downward spiral of reality..it's exciting for me and...
Posted by Whiplash on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:45:00 PST

Cyclone + blue voodoo=

So I have  the new goretar rig all set up! It's waaay cool! It's loud and aggressive..that is just what I need! To be clear I am playing through a 300 watt Randall Cyclone Solidstate amp. connect...
Posted by Whiplash on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:51:00 PST

sigh

My faith in people is a fucking joke. they let me down. I let them down. What is the point? You are here. You are there. I am here. I am there. No point. Just uselessness. I wonder why I bother? I nev...
Posted by Whiplash on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:00:00 PST