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Death Metal Jesus

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About Me

Many believe that I resemble the popular western depiction of Jesus Christ. This is amusing to me since I'm caucasian. I'm a self-taught musician and I play guitar a lot, although not as much as I should if I wanna shred like Jeff Kerr. I am one half of the Guitar and Vocal onslaught in a melodic death metal band called Through the Mist. We rock pretty hard for being half hippie. My good buddy Wayne and I are also working on a side project called We Might Be CYLONS. It consists of me playing acoustic guitar/piano/xylophone while Wayne lays down sick ass Cello grooves. It's not heavy, but it's every bit as dark and moody as TTM with only half the ball licking. I recently graduated from Grand Valley St. University with a degree in Broadcast Production. I do some part-time and freelance media work, but it's not enough to pay the crack bill, so I've recently embraced my moniker further, and become a carpenter. This has been an interesting transition since college made me really lazy. It has been good to reconnect with the crass and libidinous blue collar portion of our society though. My favorite food is gummy bears. I like gummy worms, but I would rather cram 6-7 gummy bears in my mouth at once than eat one gummy worm. Worms are good, but best case scenario, you're getting two gummy flavors at once. With bears? you can have 5+ different flavors coalescing in your mouth. My main interests in life are Music, Outdoors and Sci-fi/Horror. I still do a lot of the things I did as a child, like making fun of others' misfortunes and reading comic books. I also enjoy intense physical stimulation such as biking, lifting weights, kayaking and playing basketball. I haven't really been doing much of that lately as a result of the heightened physical demands of carpentry. When I was a kid I always wanted to be a super hero, but as I got older I had to let the dream die. This is what I would have looked like if I could've just harnessed Jesus' natural cosmic abilities... Which Random Cult Movie Character are you?
I am Ash, from the "Evil Dead" trilogy. I'm the guy with the...chainsaw.
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My Interests

Listening to, Playing, Writing and Recording music. Comics, Movies, Astronomy, Outdoor activities...kayaking, biking, hiking, general hippydom.

I'd like to meet:

The skeleton band in Army of darkness. Mick Foley, Adam Sandler, Bruce Campbell, Clint Howard, Jackie Chan, Makoto Nagano, Stan Lee. INANIMATE OBJECTS....... an amorphis blob, the world's oldest functioning toilet(flushable).OH, AND ALSO.... COCKPUNCHER!!!!

Music:

One time we rocked so hard that we caused temporal distortion to the national cherry queen!I mainly listen to classical and Viking/Folk/Peagan metal......Dark Tranquillity, Amon Amarth, Kronos Quartet, Daylight Dies, Opeth, In Flames (OLD), Yann Tiersen, Bear McCreary, Philip Glass, Break of Reality, Nile, Apocalyptica <--(INSTRUMENTAL ONLY!!!!!), Kalmah, Norther, Korpiklaani, Turisas, Astor Piazolla, Russian Circles, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Tyr, Flesh for the Beast, Michael Hedges, Kromlek, Wolfchant, Catamenia, Machine Head, Cursed Eternity, Anour Brahem, Iron Maiden, Napalm Death, Aeternal (rip?), Novembers Doom, Wintersun, Tesla, Queensryche, Nevermore, Menhir, Ensiferum, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, At the Gates, Maurice Ravel, Quo Vadis, Anata, Dismember, Insomnium, Arsis, Pelican, Vladimir Ashkenazy, Immortal, Johannes Brahms, Primordial, Naglfar, Novembre, Akira Kurosawa, Saturnus, Necrophagist, Behemoth, Hypocrisy, Falkenbach, Michael Nyman, Decapitated (R.I.P. Vitek), John Adams, Borknagar, Dagon, Fragments of Unbecoming, Gustav Holst, Luna Field, Tenacious D, DIO, Springsteen, Elvis Presley, Yo Yo Ma...... more

Movies:

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, Zombie, Dawn of the Dead (both), 7 doors of death, 28 days and Weeks Later, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, Army of Darkness, Bubba HoTep, The Crow, Dark City, Halloween, the Thing, Prince of Darkness, Undead, Return of the Living Dead, Escape from New York, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, I am Legend, The Prophecy, the Last Samurai, Shawshank Redemption, the Ice Cream Man, Sin City, Unbreakable, LOTR, X-MEN, 300, Planet Terror..... lots of others but chances are you've already stopped reading this....

Television:

Battlestar Galactica (new), Arrested Development, South Park, Futurama, Home Movies, Freaks and Geeks, Kids in the Hall, SNL, Shark Week, Planet Earth, The Planets, Metalocalypse, the Office, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Whitest kids you know....

Books:

The Walking Dead, Invincible, The Goon, The Dark Tower Series, Lord of the Rings, Catch-22, Blood Music, Dark Elf Trilogy, Brave New World, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series, Enders Game Series, anything by Kurt Vonnegut(RIP) and I enjoy the creations of Robert Kirkman, .H.P. Lovecraft, Neil Gaiman and Robert E. Howard

Heroes:

Ash, Conan (both the Cimmerian and the irish god), Master Chief, Snake Pliskin, Gaious Baltar(hot cylon 3 way!)

My Blog

Dark Tranquillity show

I just wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who came out to watch us open for Dark Tranquillity this weekend at the intersection. It was a total cream dream for us and I'm sure I won't be forgett...
Posted by Death Metal Jesus on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

Wendy's = Old Folks Home

So what the fuck.  You kids all know this to be true..... Wendy's is a fuckin old folks home.  None other than my main man Wayne and I went out to the Wendy's today.  I indulged in a sp...
Posted by Death Metal Jesus on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:11:00 PST

Death Metal Jesus, true rapidswood story

Just wanted to clear some things up here...  I'm not really Jesus reincarnate in the death metal form. I'm a humble death metaler with the homeless/jesus look going, who has no real problem with ...
Posted by Death Metal Jesus on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:10:00 PST