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I am here for Friends

About Me

ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are some random shitty band trying to add me and send me invites to your stupid show in California (or wherever your sucky band is from) or sending me messages asking me to check out your site please keep in mind that I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SLICE ALL OF YOUR THROATS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!!!Im Scott or as most of you assholes know me as pun. I work in the guitar department at Sam Ash in Franklin Mills in Philly. If you need any gear let me know. Playing guitar and collecting guitars is my passion. Im metal as fuck! I shred asshole for The Blessed. WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THEBLESSEDMUSIC. Were more metal than any of your bands combined! I love my girlfriend Alexis. Shes the best girlfriend ever! I like working on cars. I wanna become an auto body technician someday but right now Im pretty much dedicated to music. Wanna know more about me? Then message me.

My Interests

Alexis, Guitars, The Blessed, Alcoholism..

I'd like to meet:

noone fuck off! ESPECIALLY bands!!!!!!!!!! ill fucking kill you if your a band and u send me annoying messages asking me to listen to your new shitty mp3s. fuck your breakdowns u little sissy metalcore bitches!!!!! learn how to play guitar assholes! IF your band is not in my music section then do not bother adding me because i will deny you so dont waste your time!!!!!!!!!!! Someday in a place far far away id like to meet....

Music:

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Slayer, Lamb Of God, Burn The Priest, ANTHRAX, Deicide, Converge, A Life Once Lost, God Forbid, Heidnik,The Haunted, Blood Has Been Shed, Sworn Enemy, As I Lay Dying, Between the Burried and Me, Everytime I Die, Through the Eyes Of the Dead, Cannibal Corpse, The Killing, Left To Vanish, From Nothing, Children Of Bodom, Unearth, Nora, Into The Moat, Black Dahlia Murder, Bad Luck 13 riot Extravaganza, Pain Within, The Red Chord, Chimaira, Hatebreed, Killswitch Engage, Dying Fetus, Meshugga, Pantera, Down, Superjoint Ritual, Danzig, Black Flag, Sleep, EYEHATEGOD, Corrosion of Conformity, Crowbar, InFlames, Arch Enemy, Soilwork, Cannae, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Black Sabbath, Dimmu Borgir, Remembering Never, Alice in Chains, Byzantine, Kevorkian, Loss Of Reason, Gone Without a Trace, The Blessed, Bound For Blood, Live Fast Die, Green Day, Frank Sinatra, The Doors, Darkest Hour, Throwdown, Pink Floyd, The International Noise Conspiracy, The Knife Trade, The Red Death, Innvocation of Nehek, Last Perfection, The Zimmerman Note, Embrace the End, Psyopus, Bury Your Dead, Zao, Anterrabae, Prayer For Cleansing, The Dillenger Escape Plan, Dead Water Drowing, Arsis.

Movies:

Rocky, Top Gun, Star Wars, all the Friday the 13th movies, American History X, X Men, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Fight Club, Clockwork Orange, The Goonies, National Lampoons Vacation ( the wally world one the europe one, and the vegas one), Stigmata, House Of 1000 Corpses, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Television:

The Simpsons and Family Guy

Books:

Does reading the articles in porn mags count?

Heroes:

Kerry King, Jeff Hannaman, Eddie Van Halen, Bjorn Gelotte, Jesper Stromblad, Rusty Cooley, Jimi Hendrix, Alex Lifeson, Dimebag Darrell, John Petrucci, Your Mom, Mark Morton, Willie Adler, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Satan, My Dick

My Blog

BIG FAT PUNS DISCOUNT GUITARS!!!!!!!!!! I AM LIQUIDATING MY ENTIRE ESP and VOX INVENTORY!!!!!!

ESP DV8R in Black w OHSC!!!! Mint condion!!!!!! Played ONCE!!!!!!! 700$ Dave Mustaine signature flying V. Its a collectors item now since hes not with ESP anymore. This guitar is flawless!!!!ESP MH250...
Posted by no pun intended on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:04:00 PST

i am shocked!!!!

I think my mom is a jew!!!!!!!
Posted by no pun intended on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:18:00 PST

im complete again. this time for good

ok its been a while since i posted one of these stupid fuckin things but alexis is asleep right now and i dont wanna wake her up by watching a movie or somthing. so im gonna put my fingers through a v...
Posted by no pun intended on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

nice guys finish last

I stole this from Marc Eisenman but it makes sense and is the truth To every guy who knows which girl he wants.To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait."  (it doesnt have to though )To every guy t...
Posted by no pun intended on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:06:00 PST

READ THIS IF YOU NEED ANY GUITARS, ACOUSTIC GUITARS, ELECTRIC AND ACOUSTIC BASSES OR ANY AMPS!!

I work at sam ash and i need to get rid of some shit thats cluttering up my department. I deal with acoustics and electric guitars and basses and amps and everything. so if u need any piece of equipme...
Posted by no pun intended on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST

a yo if u ever thought about ending it with a bang check this shit

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicid e   go there!  i didnt know some of these ways to kill yourself...
Posted by no pun intended on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:36:00 PST

i need help....................................

yea so theres so much shit goin on right now.  my view on alot of people has changed. i hate everything including myself. i hate the world i live in. i hate how shitty people get the finer things...
Posted by no pun intended on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:26:00 PST

ive been split in half!!!!!!!!!!

yes its happened.  it sucks.  I wish things were different but shit happens and there aint shit i can do about it. im just gonna get on with my life. fuck it. girls suck. they arent worth ge...
Posted by no pun intended on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:36:00 PST

The Chicago Cord

http://www.freewebs.com/midwestcc/interviews.htm check out my interview with the Chicago Cord
Posted by no pun intended on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:51:00 PST

sooooo FUBAR!!!!!! I need to vent!

Aight i been really pissed off since the show on saturday cause of something really shitty thats goin on that one of my band members is involved in. Let me ask you this.  If you were putting on a...
Posted by no pun intended on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST