pointing and laughing~my little girl~loud country music~rope swings~big trucks~fruity pebbles~roses~bud light~fairy tales~coloring books~blank paper~blue jeans~lip liner~cute under wear~mascara~movie bloopers~peanut butter & jelly sandwiches and milk~a new pack of wife beaters~ramen noodles~lip gloss~bon fires~taking naps~scary movies~watching Montel~old men wearing speedos at the beach~disney movies~soy sauce~flip flops~nail polish~bedroom slippers~silky pajamas~MONEY~watching ppl get punched in the head~orgasms~and make-up sex..
OFF RIP(HAHA)...my name is jasmine and i have a daughter whos almost 2 whom i absolutely adore!! i dont know whered id be if she werent here. I was raised here in this shit hole they call Lakeland and looking forward to leaving one day and staying gone. ppl who know me know that im one in a million. ppl who dont better ask somebody! im very simple but im very complicated...understand yet?? any way, thats me in a nut shell.I LOVE LIFE and taking it as it comes, so i hate making plans! I enjoy the little things that most ppl do. i like fishing,being with friends and fam,partying like a rockstar, catching a veiw,intellectual conversations,watching my daughter grow, listening to good advice,the smell of rain helping when i can,hoop n hollerin,playin HARD and LOUD other such things. ima great listener and will do ANYTHING for someone i care about!! I LOVE MY FAMILY and were thick as theives!! And i hate fake ppl but LOVE to humor them!! i love to make ppl laugh and love laughing too. I have a sadistic sense of humor and laugh at shit taht im not supposed to sometimes. i love to learn new things but get bored very easily. so i know a little bout everything but not too much about any one thing...but im convincing. im always making goof ball mistakes so no body really takes me seriously. i hate it when ppl are upset with me tho...the truth is, you could slit my throat and with my last gasping breath, i would apologize for bleeding on your shirt. I HATE A LIAR AND A THIEF!! ive never really met someone i couldnt get along with but those 2 qualities in a person to me are unacceptable. i can be obsessive and compulsive sometimes. i also tend to say things i dont mean when im hurt or angry. im scatterbrained and have a habit of multi tasking so its usually hard for me to finish something i start. ive smoked till i passed out, drannk till i puked, gave my heart away only to have it shoved back in my face,ive been cheated, and ive been lied to. im just your average girl. ive dealt with my ghosts and faced my demons. i cant say ive ever done anything i regret because thats exactly what made me who i am today...and im comfortable. anything else, dont be skured to ask me!!
i LOVE country music..i like some rap and r&b but none of the gay rap that the play on the radio...i like the old skoo shit like tupac and bone and trick daddy,and i love old rock!! like the shit taht ur mama used to listen to
ANYTHING thats funny!! i LOVE horror flicks and i collect ALL movies that have ANY kind of martial arts in it!! PORN is also ALWAYS AWSOME!! CHYEAH NIGGA!
my daughter Amaya my grandaddy my mama and william hung and my FAVORITE BOY(you know who you are!)and all the Mommies who can stand on their own two feet and take care of their business no matter how HARD it is!!"i believe that everything happens for a reason. people change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you apprieciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together" - marilyn monroe