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matt

About Me



My Interests

Time Travel: I can travel through time at a velocity of 1 sec/sec, 1 min/min, even as much as 1 h/h. That's, like, 1 hph!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet: I'd like to meat: I'd like two meat.

Music:

The Mountain Goats, Andrew Bird, Neutral Milk Hotel, Olivia Tremor Control, Mirah, Phil Elverum, Wilco, Sufjan Stevens, the Magnetic Fields, Magnolia Electric Co, Jens Lekman, Radiohead, Robot Ate Me, Radiohead

Movies:

Memento, City of God, Spirited Away, Life Aquatic, Mindgame, Indiana Jones, Survive Style 5, Brice de Nice, Fight Club, lock stock and two smoking barrels, kill bill

Books:

whatever they tell me to read...

Heroes:



My Blog

ANGRY RANT

So I had this long post about how Matt Damon was a nobody and Clive Owen was my hero. It was long and great and argued irrifutably that FUCK MATT DAMON, I AM NAMED MATT ALSO AND IT WAS MY NAME FIRST S...
Posted by matt on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:55:00 PST

Reinterpretation

This traffic sign shows "walking," [guy]So that's just what I'll doOne of these days I'm gonna see that sign and walk out into the street and you'll hit me with your bicycle 'cause you ran the red lig...
Posted by matt on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:32:00 PST

Bells

I was in the library when I first heard them.  I was deep underground, the surface world forgotten.  I couldn't hear the contruction that was so loud and jarring when I had tried to read on ...
Posted by matt on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:06:00 PST

The Wishbone

A Quest to find the Wishbone. Four bored students. A Camry with half a tank. And so they were off. Much peril stood before them, with twisting turns and narrow private roads leading only to false ...
Posted by matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST