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Sweet Pea

lisamalynnrocks

About Me

I enjoy live local music, dive bars & cold beers. A dirty martini & cigar can make a bad day melt away. I love black and white photos, especially when they are trees. I'm finally becoming happy with who I am and I don't really care what other people think of me. I am who I am and you're not going to change me. I'm cool with that... are you? I'm a hard person to understand and at times I'll make your head hurt. But I'll also make you laugh your ass off. So all in all it's a pretty good trade. I'm not always as nice as I seem. I like lots of things. I'm eclectic. I'm random. Sarcastic. Bitchy. A nerd. Simple yet complicated. I laugh at random things & find joy in the smallest of them.What else? I'm a Hair Designer-in-waiting, Irish, a recovering Catholic. I can hold my liquor and do so often. I currently have 7 tattoos and I'm ready for 3 more. I'm into piercings but have taken all of them out save for a select few. I went to school for Design but left after two years, my dad works for Nissan so naturally I drive a Ford.Lisa is litterbox trained but we often find her business in the closet. She likes to watch the fishies, but for reasons unexplained they are now all missing from the tank. She can often be found fighting with the dogs over the couch or napping on the bed. She knows what tuna of the sea is and doesn't like it very much. She is fond of drinking, singing while drinking, yelling at the tv and have we mentioned drinking?Strengths: Able to say no to such foods as: Liver and Onions, Curds and Whey, Protein Shakes, S'moors and Fruit n' Cream Oatmeal. Quick with her words, her belt of sarcasm (made entirely of sarcasm, cheese and cow bi-products) and paranoia. She can also throw a good temper tantrum on que.Weaknesses: Fair priced drinks. Lets face it, shes a lush. Sarcasm (it can be used for good or eeeevil), hair products and a good sale. And shoes. Did we mention shoes? She's probably at a shoe store right now... she's paranoid that someone might get the shoes she wanted...Special Skills: Ability to lie to anyone and make it sound believable and she sweats nail polish removerWeapons: Breasts, sharp nails, telling you all the things she hates, singing in the shower and high heels. Deadly use of gas.Jokers Wild: She also favors beef and porn. But not together. This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

My Interests

Art, Music, Reading, Horse-back riding, bowling, tattoos, politics, culture, having a good time with friends... you name it I'm probably into it actually. I like having my fingers in everything... life is better that way***

I'd like to meet:

Famous: No one. I'm really not impressed by anyone to actually want to meet them. OK, that might be a lie. Claudio Sanchez. Okay, you squeezed it out of me...

Music:

Coheed and Cambria, Tool, Toadies, Hall and Oates, Korn, Prince, Metallica, Barenaked Ladies, Ok Go, Disturbed, Self, Motion City Soundtrack, Peeping Tom, Fiona Apple, XTC, Beatles, Led Zepplin, Elvis Costello, Oingo Boingo, House of Pain, Till Tuesday, Journey, 80's, Rasputina, Kirk Franklin, Pink Floyd, THE CURE!!!, Rollins Band, Chicago, Blues Traveler, , The Who, Etta James, Eddie Cotton, Doobie Brothers, Avenue Q, Annie Lennox, Sting, Zest of Yore, Flaming Lips, Evenescence, NIN, The Russ Martin Show, The Ticket, 88.7 The Choice.***

Movies:

Too many to list but I gave it the old college try. One of my favorites from when I was a kid is... now don't laugh... damn it come on!... "Who's that Girl". HEY! You promised!!Shaun of the Dead, Boondock Saints, I Dream of Jenna, Hell Boy, Striptease, Mystery Men, Snatch, Finding Nemo, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, So I Married an Axe Murderer, 7 Brides/7 Brothers, The Goonies. I've seen a ton of movies and there are many that I don't know the name of (sadly). Yes I know. pathetic eh. Like this B okay C flick about a murdering penis. I think it's German... greatness.

Television:

Dirty Jobs has got to be one of my favorites. The Office, MXC (Back door no babies), Good Eats, No Reservations, The State (when it used to be on- kickass show), Muppet Show (yes it's off the air but I have the dvds!), Spongebob Squarepants, Robot Chicken, Family Guy (Call me!) and Curb your Enthusiasm (cough, hey! The pubes gone!). I'm not a couch potato but I know what I like. Geezus I'm a dork.

Books:

Smilla's Sense of Snow, Anything by Kinky Friedman or Garrison Keillor, The Rapture of Canaan, Same Kind of Different as Me, The Best Aweful, Stupid White Men. I have millions of books I love to read especially anything political.

Heroes:

I've got none. Sorry. How about myself for making it to the age I am. Go me! I'm waiting for my ticker tape parade, hop to it people. Okay so I don't have hereos but I have to give props to people working for non profit organizations, in mental institutions and with underprivilaged kids. That takes a special kind of heart. I have a heart, as small as it may be, and it often bursts when I do work like that. Makes me cry big fat sobbing tears when I'm sure no ones watching. People are beautiful and most of us don't sit, watch and look for the beauty.

My Blog

Don’t repress yourself

I LOVE this song. Haven't heard it in ages... man that was such a good cd. And Im not sorry [Im not sorry]Its human nature [its human nature]And Im not sorry [Im not sorry]Im not your bitch dont hang ...
Posted by Sweet Pea on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:19:00 PST

Judging by my last blog with pictures...

You people are PERVS!!
Posted by Sweet Pea on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:07:00 PST

Nothing really

Blurry pics from Saturday evening. Okay one was evening the other was like 3am. A man was dragged to my table Sunday night by a friend. An awesome guy friend who is pretty much the brother I never had...
Posted by Sweet Pea on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:05:00 PST

Go back to sleep

I'd love to do nothing but that.Sick again. Can only blame myself. I need to get a hepa filter thing for my office. Wait is hepa for fishtanks? Hrm... There is so much dust and mold along with this cr...
Posted by Sweet Pea on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:05:00 PST

Ever have a day...

Where you want to scream like Michelle Phifer did as Catwoman when she fell into the greenhouse?I’m having one of those moments. Or days.
Posted by Sweet Pea on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:46:00 PST

Gary Allan here I come!

Friday I’m going to the Horse races and seeing Gary Allen. OMG! SO Excited. I heard he was here Friday but never realized where... Suuuuweeet! Going with a group of work people... I have to be g...
Posted by Sweet Pea on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:04:00 PST

Forever and ever, amen. Maybe.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your...
Posted by Sweet Pea on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:43:00 PST

Alice in Wonderland

I don't know if I will ever be good enough for anyone. I'm afraid I won't ever be good enough for anyone to stay with me. Happy 1 year un-anniversary. I guess I need to have an un-tea party or somethi...
Posted by Sweet Pea on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:12:00 PST

Sickness and other stuff

So Monday I shuffle to the Lewisivlle ER and spend half my day on a gurney. I woke up with my tonsils touching, my throat like the Sahara and burning like a mug... My body ached and I could barely bre...
Posted by Sweet Pea on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:22:00 PST

Work in progress

This really is the new Lisa. Or almost. Kinda. Sorta. I'm getting there. For once I'm moving in the right direction. For myself.I'm losing weight. I'm appreciated at work and I have a car withOUT a no...
Posted by Sweet Pea on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:25:00 PST