W E B E R

Top Ten Chicago Bears Excuses:10. Too much pre-game paella9. Hard to be motivated by a guy named "Lovie"8. Spent every huddle talking about "American Idol"7. Peyton promised to put us in a commercial if we let him win6. We're not used to bad weather5. Colts players were shoving us4. Never adjusted to one hour time difference3. Like the rest of America, we wanted to see Peyton finally win the big one2. Hard to play when you're excited about upcoming Late Show Ventriloquist Week1. Worried about sharing locker room with Prince