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About Me

Well, gosh golly gee... what DOES one say here? Don't you hate the fact that everyone wants to know everything about you in a little blurb that takes them 5 seconds to read? How can a person describe themselves in that short of time without coming off as conceited?Well, I have one comment that if you understand, we will be friends forever: Rock Chalk Jayhawk! Yup, that one little phrase just sums it all up...Other than that, don't know what else to tell... just a normal, average, everyday chickie walking along life's path trying to make the most of it...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Not someone that is like a slinky. You know, the kind of people that aren't good for much, but sure are fun to push down the stairs? If you are one of them, I don't need any more of those. I have plenty ;)

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Music:

Plastic Parachute!, The Killers, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, No Doubt, Joss Stone, Green Day, Jason Mraz, Aerosmith, Lovely (my version of a shout out!)

Movies:

French Kiss, About a Boy, any good animated flick, both Bridget Jones movies, American Beauty, When Harry Met Sally (I am a girl, after all), Best in Show

Television:

Sex and the City (duh), CSI & Law and Order (the originals only), Will & Grace, any KU basketball game that I can get out here, all Seinfeld reruns

Books:

Les Mis, Little Women (cliche I know), Harry Potter (yes, i am a sheep), any book with a fun title (i.e. Why Men Love Bitches, I Used to Miss Him But My Aim is Improving, Addickted etc...), Hunchback, and really just about any fiction I can get my hands on.

Heroes:

My grandfather. His views on life and his outlook on everything are awesome and I hope that I can be half the person he has been in my lifetime.

My Blog

Girls who don't want relationships deserve flowers too!

I want flowers. Pretty ones. They don't have to be roses or a big expensive bouquet. I just want flowers. Brought to me. That I don't have to pay for."For anyone that kno...
Posted by True DW on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST

I wish I was having sex

I wish I was having sex. And I don't necessarily mean right now. I just mean in general. The other night, the girls and I found this WONDERFUL sex shop called the Wicked Chamber in N...
Posted by True DW on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

What Santa left in my Suitcase

The day before I left for my holiday trip, I went to visit a friend. I took a lovely item with me in the form of a feather for... my extracurricular activities.In the morning, I tried to take al...
Posted by True DW on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

Joe does Thanksgiving

Recently, Joe and I went on a little trip to the Midwest to celebrate Thanksgiving with the fam. I think he had more fun than I did... Here's Joe getting ready for bed after a long day on ...
Posted by True DW on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST

The saga of the traveling penis...

I have a new friend. His name is Joe. He is a plastic penis.It all started at a bachelorette party. That is when he came in to my life. Now he travels with me and keeps me comp...
Posted by True DW on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:14:00 PST

Oh what booze will do...

I used to have a friend that swore all women were only 2 drinks away from a lesbian experience. Now, as any female knows, this is simply not true. But, last night, I was almost proven wron...
Posted by True DW on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

This is why women don't cheat

I have a girlfriend named Maria who lives with her boyfriend. They have had a very rough patch lately and have been fighting quite a bit. The other night, they got in a really large fight ...
Posted by True DW on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST

Boys can be so dumb...

I went on a date with a boy some time ago. The date was so-so - nothing spectacular by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, I didn't expect to ever hear from him again.But, he and I ha...
Posted by True DW on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST

The power of alcohol

The other night I was out with my girlfriends at a bar. I am broke and cannot afford to drink at the moment, so I became the designated driver. This allowed my two friends to get just blas...
Posted by True DW on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST

Hints not taken

If a girl goes on a date with a guy, and she calls him, and he does not return her call, she will get the hint. With the exception of the psycho girl, a girl will likely not call more than two t...
Posted by True DW on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST