Girls who don't want relationships deserve flowers too! |
I want flowers. Pretty ones. They don't have to be roses or a big expensive bouquet. I just want flowers. Brought to me. That I don't have to pay for."For anyone that kno... Posted by True DW on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST |
I wish I was having sex |
I wish I was having sex. And I don't necessarily mean right now. I just mean in general. The other night, the girls and I found this WONDERFUL sex shop called the Wicked Chamber in N... Posted by True DW on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST |
What Santa left in my Suitcase |
The day before I left for my holiday trip, I went to visit a friend. I took a lovely item with me in the form of a feather for... my extracurricular activities.In the morning, I tried to take al... Posted by True DW on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST |
Joe does Thanksgiving |
Recently, Joe and I went on a little trip to the Midwest to celebrate Thanksgiving with the fam. I think he had more fun than I did... Here's Joe getting ready for bed after a long day on ... Posted by True DW on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST |
The saga of the traveling penis... |
I have a new friend. His name is Joe. He is a plastic penis.It all started at a bachelorette party. That is when he came in to my life. Now he travels with me and keeps me comp... Posted by True DW on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:14:00 PST |
Oh what booze will do... |
I used to have a friend that swore all women were only 2 drinks away from a lesbian experience. Now, as any female knows, this is simply not true. But, last night, I was almost proven wron... Posted by True DW on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST |
This is why women don't cheat |
I have a girlfriend named Maria who lives with her boyfriend. They have had a very rough patch lately and have been fighting quite a bit. The other night, they got in a really large fight ... Posted by True DW on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST |
Boys can be so dumb... |
I went on a date with a boy some time ago. The date was so-so - nothing spectacular by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, I didn't expect to ever hear from him again.But, he and I ha... Posted by True DW on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:44:00 PST |
The power of alcohol |
The other night I was out with my girlfriends at a bar. I am broke and cannot afford to drink at the moment, so I became the designated driver. This allowed my two friends to get just blas... Posted by True DW on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST |
Hints not taken |
If a girl goes on a date with a guy, and she calls him, and he does not return her call, she will get the hint. With the exception of the psycho girl, a girl will likely not call more than two t... Posted by True DW on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST |