Okay, first off.... Im a dog.. as you can all see. I know i know... we have this big reputation , for being dumb as heck.., no opposable thumbs ... all that jazz..I made this website because, i wanna run with the M crowd.
I may be a dog, but I gotta be in with whats in right?!?! Right???Well, alittle about me....
Im about 1 years old... eh.. okay fine.. 2..gah alright alright..."4".... and....a 1/2... *ahem*.. anyways, i love pissing people off. Especialy pissing on people.
Chairs, floors,cars,trees.. you name it, ive pissed on it. :)
I live with my mother. I know what your saying. Four years old, and still living with your mother. Well, what can i say, she cleans up after me. Say im in the livivng room and .. "HEY, i got one pinchin" im not really in the mood to pick up my own filth... ya know what im saying? So i let one loose... and she right there to pick it up for me. What kinda dog would i be if i had to pick up my own "buisness" by myself? Not a dog my friends.... a mouse...not even a mouse... a merdock... and coming onto that... My brother, merdock. He, is somthin else i tell ya. All i wanna do during the day, is eat, sleep, smell my own ass.Possibly eat the tonail clippings that fall when my dads clippin em. But, noooooo.... medock has to come on in, and ruin that all for me. He swats those nails away... when im sleeping, jumps on my back....digs his goddamn nails into it as well. That boy needs to learn to get some respect for his elders.. Then he has the hypocrisy to tell me, that I am spoiled. Can you believe that.??? I live my life like every other dog out there! sure i might get to get all the scraps after every meal... I get away with shitting on the floor eveynight. But, god willing... "IM NOT SPOILED!!" Anyways,... off the subject of the M... My mother is a great gal she gives me a warm bed, and alotta love. As for my dad.. he has a different approach. If the approach is...wanting to put me through boarding school, and have nothing ever todo with me. Sure ive pissed on his bass case more then once. But he had it coming to him,. he just left it there after all... in the open.... But i love him nevertheless.Hes my dad!
Well, anything else you wanna know about me, ... just ask...oh and one more thing.... Woof... i figure i get that out there...
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