Hello, this is Kai ere, I play bass for Hard-Fi.
And although I'm in the band, it doesn't mean I have to like our naffin music! I've decided, its time to revolt before the bastards get rid of me! I have never liked our music and Richie is out of control now, the record company have ruined it all the big bastards! I'd slip something in their coffees if I could get away with it... Nah I'm just messing although I do dislike them immensely.I'll let you in on some secrets. First Richie has sex with underage fans. Our tour manager Matt has a fetish for underarms and Steve our drummer gets half what the rest of us do! Which isn't fair, he's a hard grafter, why do labels always pick on the drummer, the arses.
Are we the most overated band ever? Are we unadultarated shit? You can see it in the eyes, we they cannot belive the position they are in. WE WERE FUCKIN LUCKY!!! YAHOOZERS, I GET QUITE A LOT OF MONEY, AND GET TO AVOID WORKING IN SOME GASH 9-5 SOUL DESTROYING JOB!
People say: "They are cunts, who make shit music with no edge". They're right y'know.
By the way rubbish lovers, I've started work on a new side-project, with a few mates. Electronica/ska. I'M MOVING ON TO BETTER THINGS BAYBEEEE. Charlie from Busted did it and I will. But I'll be better, I think my new band will be the tops.
This is a place where everyone can hate hard fi. Join me in my hatred and disgust. Ta x
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