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Lee

I only lie about the dumb shit...

About Me

OCD doesn’t begin to describe it. I am extremely irrational. It's better sometimes when I don't speak. I hurt people I love. Sometimes bad things are good. I believe in segregation of shampoo and conditioner. I like garlic on my pizza. I will one day be in the Guinness Book of World Records for owning the largest Nerd (yes the candy!) I fall asleep on field trips. The kids don't dig my lemonade. I'm a BIG (Not meaning that they have to be big, although there is nothing wrong with a big one. I just mean I generally like the nipples) nipple guy. I am still pee-shy. Bad kissers need not apply. Sometimes I confuse myself by the way I think. I go shwankin in the 505. Nothing beats a pretty smile! At all times I carry a condom, bankcard, cash, I.D., and gum. I have the dopest backpack. I hear the phrase, "your such an asshole" a lot. I feel as though I have been given a gift for attracting douche bags, and please don't get all fucking hurt because if im talking about you I've already told you that! If your in doubt, im probably talking about you. It has been brought to my attention that my brand of humor is sometimes confused for sarcastic, mean statements. To that I would like to apologize if I have ever said anything to you personally and it has come across as mean or sarcastic, so learn how to take a joke. Please do not cock block on my comments.

My Interests

movies, video games, incense that smells like pussy, transformers, brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts, and long walks on the beach at sunset, my bed, hooka's, all the varietys of flavored tobacco, doing laundry, watching my friends abuse people who should not be allowed in the general population, my sisters three dogs,

I'd like to meet:

Not really sure yet, but as soon as I figure it out I'll let everyone know...

Music:

Everything but modern country and bad spanish music.

Movies:

Chopper, Goodfellas, Less than Zero,The Last Kiss, The Departed, Dirty Love The Professional, Dog Day Afternoon, Swingers, National Lampoons European Vacation, Better Off Dead, Office Space, Animal House, Stripes, Spaceballs, Dazed and Confused, Easy Rider, Trainspotting, Bandits, Suicide Kings, Belly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Way of the Gun, The Pick Up Artist, Wall Street, Transformers the Movie, She's the One, Made in Britain, Spies Like Us, Mallrats, Downfall, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Clash of the Titans, Tigerland, The Great Escape, High Plains Drifter, Cool Hand Luke, Dirty Dozen, Goonies, Napoleon Dynamite, Reservoir Dogs, I'm Going Get You Sucka, Mars Attacks, Shawn of the Dead, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Mystery Men, Super Troopers, Club Dread, King Kong (the original), Bridge on the River Kwai, Princess Bride, Breakfast Club, Just for Keeps, Pretty in Pink, anything Charlie Kauffman, anything Wes Anderson, anything Bill Murray

Television:

Sopranos, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, That 70s Show, Robot Chicken, Wonder Showzen, Three's company, ESPN, Entourage, Weeds, Heroes, Lost

Books:

The Alchemist

Heroes:

My sister