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About Me

Open 8am-5am. HAPPY HOUR 8am-7pm. 222 14th St. Miami Beach 33139. 305.531.6200.

My Interests

Each of the 32 stools around the pink linoleum bar at the Deuce has a good vantage point, because of the mirrors , but there are preferred seats. Miami Vice neon wraps around the ceiling with an ambiguous woman, possibly a mermaid, lying on her stomach. The locals sit at the smaller horseshoe, the small side, with their backs to the mirrors. That is if they get there early. If you drink at the Deuce long enough, something interesting is bound to happen. Hash Ash says it is like watching TV and changing the channel every 20 minutes. And it could be dead, just two or three customers, and sure enough 20 minutes later the bar could be full and raucous. The jukebox includes a range from Johnny Cash to top ten Hip Hop, Dinah Washington, Patsy Cline, The Cure, Sugar Hill Gang, Squeeze, Spearhead, Sex Pistols. There are swing songs, and of course the regular bar fluff; that’s what the nonregulars play. The Deucers know how to find just the right music from the right era. Sometimes the entire bar sings Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline.” And sometimes the patrons do the wave or pound the bar in time to “Dueling Banjos”; and sometimes there are birthday parties, anniversary parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, but there are no reservations, no one can close the bar; everyone is welcome to celebrate. Commercials, movies, and MTV scenes are shot there: lots of print ads, with models playing pool, or dancing in front of the bright jukebox. Mac will let anyone film there, as long as the bar can stay open and the patrons can come in. The Deucers have little in common with one another; they range from homeless guys to dotcommer millionaires, from actors, and models, to school teachers and construction workers, from down and out artists, con artists, to doctors, lawyers, drug dealers. The one thing the Deucers do have in common is that they know how to get their drink on. Often. Regularly. Most of them shoot pool and nearly all of them can shoot the breeze. Because it is Miami Beach, there are American tourists, on their way to or from South America, going on cruises, lots of Europeans to stir into the mix. No guidebook ignores Mac’s Club Deuce. Actors, singers, musicians sometimes stop by, but more it is the writers and journalists who hang out at the Deuce, trying to capture the real Miami Beach. Mac’s Club Deuce is simply a locals’ bar, but in Miami Beach all the locals are locos. The Deuce wins awards every year – Miami’s Best Dive Bar, or Best Juke Box, Strongest Drinks. Late night at the Deuce is nuts: there are transvestites, transsexuals, a hermaphrodite, pimps, hookers, UM students with fake IDs, bikers, insomniacal old men, dirty old men, models, astounded tourists griping about a four dollar domestic beer, and club kids drinking bottled water while they are spaced out on their X and dancing, spinning around, bumping into the pool players. And the bartenders – they take the tender out of bartender. Go to the Deuce for strong drinks and conversation. Don’t rely on the bartenders to lend you a sympathetic ear. You earn your way to the small side of the bar; it can take ages and some people will never get there.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met Mac, of course, and Mary, Nardie, Carol, Colin, Melissa, Jeanne, Curious George, Natty, Trinidad, Kenny, Yo Dave, back with the team round II, Eve, Ally, Demetrius, Go-go Margo, Maid Marion, Christal, Chez Mark, Danny J, Katie, Newton, Sugar Grapes, Catfish the Fire King, Maria the 13th, KC Sunshine, ZZZatch, Michael, Chadder, Hash Ash, Tony, Fem Ash, Ash Rana, Doc Ash, Ash Hole, DHM, Kimberly Love, Beatoff Billy, Backpack Billy, BC, Banjo, Ron Jeremy, Psycho Suzy, Johnno, The Gay Nurse, Loose Linda, Mississippi James, Baby Girl, Johnny Knoxville, Vince Neil, Vince Vaughn, Quentin Tarantino, Hat Thief, Sports Authority, Apathetic Andy, Stir-it Up Joe Niccolini, Bugsy, Pizza Love, Harvey Keitel, Special K, Girl-with-the-Pretty-Face, Casual Robert, Fun Mike, Chubby, DJ LE Spam and the AllStars, Frantic Franny, Proud Mary, Rusty, Four Fun Drunken Boys, Lady E, Young Jonathon, Thomas Pickles, Tom Tom, Tommy Benatar, HairSteve2000, Saint Stephen, Singapore Steve, Leperman, Narcoguerrillas, Kate Moss, Funny Larry, Cecil B. Raul, Joe Loco, Real Estate Rob, 7&7 Tony, Tony Bourdain, BLT, Old Tony Young, Mary Ann, Gimpy, Drop&Roll, Natalie,Natalie, RePete, Maine Matt, Jealous Arelis, Jesse, Al-John, Bad John, Dancing John, Taco John, Little Rob, Big Mike, Big Ron, Lisa Grady, Mikey, Dirty Paul, Skanky Donna, Ruby, Laverne & Shirley, Ellie, Wet Emily, Juice Jeff, Whirly Bird, the Trustafarian, Shenandoah, DiDi, Zorn, Lipstick, True Love, Waba, Kirkilicious, The Ferret, Big D, The Haitian Hillbilly, Taraliana, Lily, Santaland Alex, Lock and Load Lee, Frequent Flyer, Kiwi, Moitz, My friend Al, Basel Seth, Good Tim, Bad Tim, Timmay, Laura, Gay Tommy, Michael, Brad, Ben, Sara, Liz, Niall, Tricky Nicky, Rick, Slick, Big Daddy Love, Omarito, Chucky, Lauren Hutton, All the guys from Miami Ink: Darren, Ami, Nunez, Garver, Kat, Yoji, Brutus, Dirty Jeff, Danny (Dan), Lee, Guy, Ah Tim, Timmay, Wayne,Ciano; Conrad, Puka, Cheap Gion, Helms, Gary, Sticky, Sleepy, Dopey, Smokey, Cocaine Carl, Karl, Damon, Damien, Emo, Sam, Raven, Carlos, Snickers, Lucky Larry, Drunk Dennis, Slippery Steve, Ghetto, Oh Mandy,Manny Puig, Omarito, Luke Wilson, Matt Dillon, Cryin' Ryan, Bono, Michael Stipes and REM, John Travolta, Marisa Tomei, Gavin Rosendale, Keith Richards, Sigi, Drew, Eye Candy, Jimmay, Danny Boy, D-Boy, Peggy, Arnie's Nutz, Murphilicious, There's so many more, but I'm getting thirsty, and it's still two for one.

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My Blog

Promiscuous Palate on the Deuce

Classy bars for old-school guys, galsPosted on Thu, Oct. 11, 2007Diggdel.icio.usAIMreprintprint emailBY DINKINISH O'[email protected] a city with acrobatic bartenders, hot pink cockt...
Posted by club deuce on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:54:00 PST

Deuce Videos for your viewing pleasure

Sometimes, you get the juice swimming in your veins and you gotta dance. Here's some deucersgetting their grooves on, one taking a dive, Crazy Michael trying to make sense of it all, and Pauly laughin...
Posted by club deuce on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:24:00 PST

Esquire Mag on Mac’s Club Deuce Oct 07

Mac's Club Deuce222 14th StreetMiami Beach, Florida305-531-6200By Benjamin Alsup (more from this author)83%Presumably, you are in Miami because you are looking for trouble. At the Deuce, you will ha...
Posted by club deuce on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:19:00 PST

New Times - Miami's Best Bartender

Best BartenderMelissa BurleyMac's Club Deuce222 14th StreetMiami Beach 33139305-531-6200www.myspace.com/deucebarTwelve years ago Melissa Burley was an overworked and underpaid teacher in Miami-Dade's ...
Posted by club deuce on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 07:08:00 PST

Club Deuce in Miami NewTimes 8.23.06

Miamis Vice Drink it up at Macs Club DeuceBY PATRICE ELIZABETH GRELL YURSIK COURTESY OF CLUB DEUCE Turn on your heartlight Mac Klein knows how to run a bar, and how to treat a lady, apparently. I b...
Posted by club deuce on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:43:00 PST

Bourdain the train to Miami

The O.G. of bad boy celebrity chefs, Anthony Bourdain, shakes his tailfeather down to South Florida tonight on his Travel Channel show No Reservations. Chef Bourdain of New York's Les Halles visits So...
Posted by club deuce on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:28:00 PST

Overheard at the Deuce July 2006

***Closing time 3.31.06 Greg the Gripper doesn't want to go home, asks the woman he passes on his way out the door, do you want to spoon? Woman replies, I'd rather fork.*** The pain doesn't even hurt...
Posted by club deuce on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:11:00 PST

blonde chick with the dog took a swing at me

Late night Saturday night, John Doe reports to the bartender, petulantly, like an elementary school tattle-tale, That blonde chick with the dog took a swing at me. The bartender laughs, waits for the ...
Posted by club deuce on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 09:58:00 PST