Frequently asked Questions1. Are you a woman? No. Hell no. Word on the street is I’m pretty hot.
2. Do you shoot regular people? Um, what exactly is a regular person? If you mean non-celebrities yes, everybody I shoot is regular.
3. Are you mean? No, but I will tell you if your weave is fucked up or if your toenails haven’t been done in a year and two months. If you think honest people are mean, then yes, I’m mean
4. Do you shoot plus size women? Yes. Go big girl, what you gone do.
5. Do I have to wear lingerie? No. I can still surprisingly make you sexy even if you are a nun.
6. Are you expensive? I start at $150 depending on the job and how many looks you want
7. Are you gay? No I really really really like Virginia.
8. Do you shoot children? Yes
9. So, can I bring my kids to my photo shoot then? Hell no, liability issues (i.e. staircase, guns, liquor)
10. Do you edit your pictures? Yes. Lord yes. Why you think I’m still up this late.
11. Do you provide a make-up artist? They are available at an additional cost and I do not shoot without the use of a professionally licensed make-up artist whether you access them on your own or through me.
12. Do you shoot male models? Yes, but my female bodyguard will be present for my (and their) protection and/or distraction.
13. Do you travel? Yes..Hit me up so we can set it up
14. Do you work with other photographers? Yes
15. Do you have payment plans. Yes 50/50 Half down when I start...and the other half when I'm finished. :)
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I am laid back, I like to joke around and have fun. I pretty much get along with everyone. I have a few haters, but you know what the say. “Fuck emâ€. Actually, they don’t say that, I do.
I have an in-home studio in Birmingham, but that does not mean you can spend the night. Just kidding. You can stay one night for $49.95 plus tax, that’s cheaper than Motel 6.
I also shoot on location. I work with several modeling agencies. If you try to holla at me, there are a few requirements you must meet before I will accept your invitation.
1. You must not speak English.
2. But you must have a green card.
3. You must have proven good genes in case you graduate to baby mama status.
4. You must be willing to accept the fact that you might not be the only contestant in the Mykeon Baby Mama search.
5. If you win my Baby Mama search, you are not allowed to have any babies.
6. You cannot be jealous, well actually you can be a
little jealous because that’s kind of sexy
7. You must pass the “I’m not crazy/I won’t slash Mykeon’s tires test.
I do have a few pet peeves. Please put a perm in your head before you shoot with me unless you have dreads, an afro, or your daddy is Chickasaw and your mama is Cherokee, or you are of European or Asian descent.
Do not do your own makeup unless you are a makeup artist, and by makeup artist I don’t mean you did your sister makeup for the prom, or “I do eyesâ€.
No wide belts and leggings. Ilch.
Sending me a message saying “I want to be a model†but they don’t know what kind of modeling they want to do.
Well, if I didn’t scare you off, please leave me a message. No seriously, I was just kidding around, I really do enjoy shooting with everyone and promise to get back to you in a timely fashion. Let’s shoot.
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LESLIE GAULTIER BEHIND THE SCENE ATL PART II
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