"I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more 'women' than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead."SOME FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS FOR YOU... FUCKING AMAZING. WATCH IT KIDS
Someone who can keep up with me. Someone who can carry a conversation. Someone different who doesn't try to be different. Someone lovable. Someone distructive. Someone intelligent, 93% of this world is fucking ignorant. Someone without a plan. Someone that doesn't judge me for the way I treat others. Someone that understands why I only care about myself. Someone who will skate with me when we're wasted and then clean my bloody knees when I fall. Someone who wont let me jump out of the car when we're doing 80 on the freeway, but then wont be mad at me the next morning. Someone who will get "Tucker Max Drunk" with me at least once a week and utilize my breathalyzer like I do. Someone who will run away with me. Someone who will love the hell out of me.As I stand right now, I am a bad person. At 21, I am possibly the worst person in existense. I have no regard for the feelings of others, I am narccissistic and self-absorbed to the point of psychotic delusion, and I see other people only as means to my happiness and not as humans worthy of respect and consideration. I have no excuse and no remorse for what I do; I am wrong and regret nothing I have done. Even though I reveal it in my outlandish behavior, sometimes I even cross the line. I am aware of these situations, yet, I still do it. This is not an apology, but a fair warning.
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The Office, Prison Break, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Nip/Tuck, House, Flight of the Conchords, Real Time with Bill Maher
Tucker Max; I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell & Assholes Finish First, Bill Maher; New Rules: Polite Musings of a Timid Observer & True Story
Jesus Christ- my Lord and Savior and of course my DAD- Cary O Callahan