♥"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
♥"Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."
♥"Sometimes you can't make it on your own."
♥" Some multi-task. I multi-slack."
♥"It's not so bad - You're just the best I ever had."
♥"Your actions might not always be right-- but they're yours. Own them."
♥"Lunacy is everything I need."
♥"She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends."
♥"Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle."
♥"You don't stop loving someone you just learn to live without them."
♥"No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry."
♥"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
♥"Don't waste your time on a man who isn't willing to waste their time on you."
♥"If looks could really kill, my profession would be staring."
♥"I can go from zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds."
♥"I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD."
♥"If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it. "
♥"I'm against ABORTION because I was once a fetus."
♥"Sarcasm helps keep me from telling people what I really think of them."
♥"All things being equal, fat people use more soap."
♥"Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
♥"I'm a cruel and heartless bitch, but I'm damn good at it."
♥"You Say Tomato, I Say Fuck You."
♥"I never believed the devil was real, but God couldn't make someone as filthy as you"
♥"I weighed the pros and cons, and I've come to the conclusion that a live boyfriend is much more useful than a dead one." ~~~~ Jon Stevenson
♥"He's like a crack feind for coupons." ~~~~~ Kelsey
The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
"And don't forget that" he replies, "I will always wear the trousers in this family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies, "I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never will if you don't change your attitude."
Here is all you need to know for better love next time
Say your love is strong and true~ Let her know all she meant to you~ Show her she's that special one~ Who shines in your eyes like the rising sun~ Give love less room to grow~ Treat her tender and you will know~ The secret to the treasures of heaven~ In the heart of a woman
Love is strong yet delicate.
It can be broken.
To truly love is to understand this.
To be in love is to respect this.
I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day, ok. And I am never fucking quitting! I don't care how many laws they make. What's the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment, under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the rule now, huh?! The cops are outside, "We know you have the cigarettes. Come out of the house with the cigarettes above your head." "You'll never get me copper! I'm never coming out, you hear? I got a cigarette machine right here in my bedroom. Yeah!"
~~~~ Denis Leary
My heros are left-handed people. Are you aware that 2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers? Kudos to you guys.
~* Miss Carrie *~
~* Miss Kelsey *~
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(For you non-alcoholics out there, he used to be the mascot for Budweiser)
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*** Kel & I At Seaside Heights 2006 ***
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*** Kel & Daddy At The Jersey State Fair 2006 ***
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