Und Keine Eier

To Kelsey:
Your eyes are like carnivorous plants.
Snap snap
say your eyes
Snap snap
I want that fly

A note from your friend; Kelsey. I like abortion,
among other things.
But this is most important.
I think i like it so much...
I will get pregnant
and abort it
just to show you
motherfuckers how its done.
And ill keep it
in a jar on my mantle.
"oh kelsey whats that?"
"Thats my 30 year old son"
How can you be hardcore
if you care so much
for a hunk of cells
that will bring your childhood
to an abrupt end?
Children
can't have children.
You can't afford it.
I hate you.
Deeply.

Use protection children,
please.
It saves lives.

Another note for your friend; Kelsey. GGODDDd daaamnmnn i wanna tap that shit like YO!!!! i want that so bad its not even funny why the fuck is this uunderlined no no im not galloping oh lookie here so back to what i was saying i want that like yo man thats damn cute look at the innocent pubescent thing behind the things thats prolly giving the thing the pubescent acne man i dont even care about the pimples i want that thing id sit on it even with the pusss bleeehhh

Trainspotting ♥ Choose Life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking
big television,
Choose washing machines,
cars,
compact disc players
and electrical
tin openers.
Choose good health,
low cholesterol,
and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest
mortage repayments.
Choose a
starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear
and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suite
on hire purchase
in a range of
fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY
and wondering
who the fuck you are
on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting
on that couch
watching mind-numbing,
spirit-crushing
game shows,
stuffing
fucking junk food
into your mouth.
Choose rotting away
at the end of it all,
pishing your last
in a miserable home,
nothing more than
an embarrassment
to the selfish,
fucked up brats
you spawned
to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.