Marie

I was Walking down the street when I realise everyone but me is butt naked. There were giant ants carrying cars on their backs with green elephants sitting on the roofs. Strangely enough I never took no notice to what was going on around me and walked down the street as if nothing was wrong. I reach the bus stop and theres a woman standing there - The only other person around wearing clothes. I thought to myself All these naked people, the one I wouldnt mind seeing naked is standing before me full dressed. We got on the bus, which by the way was a big orange banana with a monkey driving it and suddenly everyone was wearing clothes except for me and this girl right. The fact that we were the only two naked didnt bother me cause now I got to look at her sitting next to me with no clothes on. Then all of a sudden the bus crashed and I found myself in a library dressed in a Batman costume. Every book I picked up was called What you got that suit on for? and had a picture of the naked woman on the front. I looked around and saw people walking around on their hands and making pig noises. I got scared and run out of the library into the streets where instead of walking people were rolling down them and cars were bouncing down the streets like a rubber ball with wheels. I thought What the fuck is going on, I only came out for a loaf of bread!.Anyway, I clear my mind trying not to notice the people rolling down the streets bumping into everything that stood in their path, and headed into the newsagents. Now I was standing in a wonder woman costume and so was every other male in the shop, The females were dressed as superman with an extremely large lunch box. I was standing in line waiting to pay for the things I had in my hand which were - A news pager, 4 loafs of bread, Two mars bars and a playboy when all of a sudden I heard someone say What a loser, buying a playboy. I turned round and asked this bloke what he said and he said I havent said a thing, then as I watched his lips not move he said You stupid ass hole. I realised then I could read his mind so I picked up a banana and whacked it across his face and told him I could read his mind. We started a fight until two gay police men came up to us and tried to break it up. When we say the cops were wearing pink uniforms we stopped fighting and laughed at them and their gay toned voices. Then we shoved cucumbers down their throats and kicked them square in the balls.Next thing I know Im lying on top of an aeroplane as it was rising up from the run way. I wasnt tied to the plane but something was holding me own. Instead of screaming for help I just started singing the Telletubbies theme song and laughing really hard every time I said PO. Then it started to rain and I was standing on top of the plane singing Im singing in the rain and slapping myself across the face really hard every time I said the word The. All of a sudden the plane vanished from under me and I was sitting on a cloud. Trying to smoke the cloud I eventually fell off and falling towards the ground. When I hit the ground I was fine, I stood up and started to walk down the street. Everyone was naked except for me and the giant ants were back. All I did was stopped walking, Smiled and thought, Here we go again..