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About Me



about me in three words or less huah?? ok how about "doesn't follow directions well." i don't know. i'm not laid back. in fact i always have something going on even if i tell you otherwise. i can never stop thinking and i love to profile and analyze things. see after the whole police thing and s.w.a.t. thing pans out i want to be a criminal profiler. i like it and i have a criminal mind so hey i'm a head of the rest :)

oh and FUCK EMO LOSERS!!!! it's hunt'n time bitch and your just a moving (slowly might i add) targets.

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aol messanger: jordanchiodo
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My Interests

things that interest me are as follows: the suffering of man kind, kittens, chickens with spikes, ultimate fire ball (yup we wrote rules for it), networking, soccer, basket ball, gaming, loud music, being naked (one of my favorite lol), and running. if you know me and i come home, change my clothing and just go running... it's better not to ask how i'm doing.

I'd like to meet:

humans of human doesn't mostly. not looking for anything but people to talk to..... and cover in tin foil.....

Music:

most high energy, and loud stuff. rock, rap, techno, whatever.

Movies:

action, thriller, mystery, horror, and humor are all fine and dandy. but do you know whats best???? ZOMBIE PORN!!!! no i'm kidding but that shit dose exist and i wish i never saw it. thats a lot coming from me. i didn't even say that about blade 2. then again they got me back on that one by making blade 3: the apology.

Television:

i really never watch t.v. i haven't sat down and watched a show in years really.

Books:

i like pop up books and coloring books. can't stay in between the lines though....

Heroes:

i don't have any heroes in my life. everyone is capable of saving themselves. just depends on how much you want it and how far you are willing to go. everyone is born with that strength and free will to make to choices that life gives you. i do have a role model though. his name is aj and for lack of a better term i see him as my father. in my eyes he is the strongest person alive. when i die i hope i can look back in life and claim to be half the man he is.

My Blog

big pimp daddy daves prices for services

this is a pricing list of my services straight from my pimp. for more information contact the angery chef on myspace sense he wrote it :pBig Pimp Daddy Dave's Price Index for: Jordanberry Shortcake &n...
Posted by bleed it out" on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:02:00 PST

SUPER DORK!!!!!

some of you know the extent of my dorkness. this will comfirm to te rest of you how bad i actually am lol 744 things not to do in dnd 1. Cannot base characters off the Who's drummer Keith Moon. 2. A ...
Posted by bleed it out" on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:18:00 PST

date rape beer

i found this ammusing so i though i would share WARNING ON BEERAfter reading - don't forget to watch the video at the end!!!Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be...
Posted by bleed it out" on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

Humping pole???...

for the people who really do know me well do i seem like a humping pole to you??? the other night i went out witha friend and we wen't our ways when we got there. within 10 minutes i have 3-5 gay men ...
Posted by bleed it out" on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 03:46:00 PST

it's my hair.... I KNEW IT!!!!

ok today has been a weird day. i have been hit on by two close friends, a partially undressed 16 year old, and had some crazy soccer mom wink at me and invade my personal space when i was helping her ...
Posted by bleed it out" on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 02:15:00 PST

so he was stabbed......

so i just spent the last 30 minutes with a man that was bleeding out on the floor of a gas station by my work because he was stabbed...... good way to end the night. he got it right on top of the spin...
Posted by bleed it out" on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:49:00 PST

ANGER!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!! some of you know i had an interview with the sheriffs department ...
Posted by bleed it out" on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:30:00 PST

i am superman motha f....

i eat sickness like a pop tart fucker!!!! beat that chuck noris. i hate that guy. ok so i am juat about over all the sickening viruses that inhabbit my system and planted me on my ass and in the hospi...
Posted by bleed it out" on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 12:19:00 PST

thinking about love....

one of the people who knows more about me then anything posted this earlyer today and it got me thinking..... read this and i'll continue..   Yea, I've come to the conclusion that LOVE is fucking...
Posted by bleed it out" on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 02:08:00 PST

patiance or the exploding brain???

why is it that people take things so out of preportion? all one can ask for is a little time and that equates to you are a lie'n, dirty, cheating whore... patiance is a vertue that should be more comm...
Posted by bleed it out" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST