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About Me

Cherry Automatic was born to wealthy economic developers in the Silicon Valley. There, she learned how to behave like a proper young lady. She sampled tea with California royalty, dined at the finest French restaurants, and treated herself to full spa days once a week. Cherry was persistent with keeping herself chaste until she found the right man. Many men chased her, and none succeeded. However, after her 16th birthday, her parents died and left their fortune to Cherry's evil aunt, Apple Slowstart. Cherry was left with nothing. She was discovered by a local talent agency who sent her to Poland for a job as a professional ethnic dancer. The job paid well, but Cherry missed the States, a land free of sausage and weird last names. She returned to the States and went to the one place that will always accept you, Albuquerque. It is here that Cherry found Burlesque. She also preformed as Millie Meow in the now infamous Lonely Hearts Burlesque Troupe. In her spare time, Cherry enjoys ska music, guarding her hymen, making a fool of herself in the most inappropriate situations, dining at the fine locally owned Albuquerque eateries, driving poorly, and smacking around disrespectful men.
She's a proud member of the second best dance troupe in Albuquerque (well, by the Weekly Alibi's standards, anyway. They call themselves Burlesque Noir and believe me, they freaking nail it.
Your next opportunity to see the ladies shake it:
And a special appearance at:

My Interests

Burlesque, boobies, hooks, food, and myspace. Is there more to life?

I'd like to meet:

Tim Armstrong.

Dave McWane.

And Matt Mchughes.

Music:

Mmm. Lots of Ska. Rancid, Big D and the Kids Table, The Selecter, Mad Caddies, The Specials, Warsaw Poland Bros, Assorted Jelly Beans, Mustard Plug, The Pietasters, Reel Big Fish, Bedouin Soundclash, The Toasters, The Clash, Streetlight Manifesto, Catch 22, Save Ferris, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Goldfinger, Operation Ivy, Common Rider, Less Than Jake, RX Bandits, etc. Right now, I'm also listening to a lot of Jimmy Eat World, Green Day, The Weakerthans, Smoke or Fire, The Lawrence Arms, Lagwagon, Explosions in the Sky, Radiohead, The Mountain Goats, Coldplay, Counting Crows, The New Pornographers, Modest Mouse, Dios Malos, Ann Beretta, The Postal Service, Sufjan Stevens, Rise Against, Strike Anywhere, and the immortal Johnny Cash. Locally, I heart The Big Spank, Made in Bangladesh, Half Stache, Face Across the Floor, The Tijuanabees, The Unemploid, and Mike G.

Movies:

All kinds of art fag stuff you'd hate.

Television:

NO.

Books:

Non fiction about human rights.

Heroes:

Lana Turner. She is pure beauty.