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jamieSchwartz

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About Me

my name is jamie schwartz. . .
i am. . .

a designer.

a programmer.

smarter than your girlfriend.


Books are the original Internet. I'm a machine for turning food into more me. You are a direct descendant of the first form of life on earth. There are 10 times more bacterial cells in your body than human cells. If you are reading this than you are free enough to do nothing with your freedom. There are more connections between the nerves in your brain than there are stars in the sky.

My Interests

Create a Free Slideshow

I'd like to meet:

Steven Lynch, Dane Cook, Angelina Jolie, John Leguizamo, Traci Lords, Jim Morrison, Billy Idol, Johnny Depp, Malcolm McDowell, Tim Burton, James Dean. . .

Music:

loveit

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Blue Lagoon, A Clockwork Orange, Bully, Kids, Trainspotting, Tank Girl, Blade, Fight Club, Napolean Dynamite, The Beach, Waking Life, Crybaby, Spaceballs, Thirteen, The Fifth Element,

Television:

tits

My Blog

Steampunk: olde timey beauty.

The whole steampunk movement is amazing. These people make new things look all olde timey and steam-powered. I'm in love. Go check it out here....
Posted by jamieSchwartz on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST

scary: American obesity increase over the past 20 years.

check this site outMississippi is in the lead with 30% of its people being obese. geez.
Posted by jamieSchwartz on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:47:00 PST

*The Truth About Religion (um, watch this)*

3 parts, watch them all. ...
Posted by jamieSchwartz on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST

good argument for global warming action

think about it. . . http://view.break.com/311805 - Watch more free videos...
Posted by jamieSchwartz on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:38:00 PST

Racist Fuckholes - HOLY SHIT THIS MADE ME MAAAD!!! (don't watch if having a bad day already)

Click Here for more great videos and pictures!...
Posted by jamieSchwartz on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

Thoughts from a Jew on Easter.

It's easter. Wonderful. My easter vacation started yesterday. Does anyone in Florida give a fuck that I didn't have off from school on Passover? No. Does my school give a fuck? No. Does anyone here kn...
Posted by jamieSchwartz on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:27:00 PST

The Dangers of Soy Milk! (read)

Just so you guys know:There was a study on soy milk recently that linked drinking large amounts of it can cause kidney stones and other probs. I am lactose intolerant, I used to drink tons of soy milk...
Posted by jamieSchwartz on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:33:00 PST

my friends are in the clank.

*note, this story as bad as they make it seem. my friends were not trying to burgle anything and were not at a Jewish school. They didn't even know it was rosh hashanah. But they're still morons. Thes...
Posted by jamieSchwartz on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 07:08:00 PST