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Black Diamond

for seriously

About Me

i pretty much just pump iron ALL the time or just do roids. I like to garden. My house is a mess. My cats puke all the time, i usually step in it, i am always on the look out for people who want to party all day and go to bed early,now THATS hardcore!

My Interests

worms,pants, album art, making messes, making lists,sugar, fish, plants,nova,cats,the country,chickens,scabs and pus,chicks with mustaches,retards,kiss cover bands(any cover bands for that matter, they make me giggle) i have a general discust for our society and people who dont mind living the life that is sold to them. Big brother IS watching........

I'd like to meet:

sweet and tender under age boys (i am just kidding..geez) and of course Wilford Brimley his mustache and his dia-beetus.

Music:

lionel richie,kiss...

Movies:

Pee-Wees big adventure, Weird Science,Fun with Dolls, Evil Dead,Barbarella,Most old B movies with babes and cars, drugs and guns,Sin city, The attack of the killer tomatoes,Team America, Pretty in pink,Wizard of Oz,Dazed and Confused,Slumber party massacre 1&2,Ruben and Ed,National Lampoons Vacation,Kentucky fried Movie, Fast times at ridgemont high,Carrie, Detroit rock city, Invasion of the beegirls,House of 1000 corpses,joe dirt,King pin,Battle Royale,Strange Brew,Goonies

Television:

pbs

Books:

Flaming iguanas, all Tom Robbins books, Build it better yourself, art books, magazines,How to hypnotize boys and get what you want, more magazines, The vitaman bible,more and more magazines, Highlights for children, Hustler

Heroes:

my dad was a pretty stand up guy, lunch ladies,GEORGE CARLIN

My Blog

my momma

How do you know if you have turned into your mom?
Posted by Black Diamond on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:21:00 PST

your momma

is a slut
Posted by Black Diamond on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:10:00 PST

slutssluts and more sluts

there are alot of sluts putting up slutty pictures on myspace...like the ones that are all like happy humpday or happy tied up tuesday or whatever. the mother fucks who fucking have that shit up are s...
Posted by Black Diamond on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:12:00 PST

would you like that left out?

so today while checking out at my local super mart I got the check out question....would you like to keep the candybar out?....no i said.  So this got me thinking wouldnt it be funny if the ...
Posted by Black Diamond on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:09:00 PST

i wanna be the iceman

The airshow is in town today and i have a great view from my house. I am having a strong urge to blast the top gun soundtrack,run around in the yard and act like im flying, and swill boones farm. Ther...
Posted by Black Diamond on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:17:00 PST

I want a pony

Ive been thinking about buying a new car, mine may or may not explode soon, and its just not holding all of my trash like it used to.  I would love a new mustang or oh so family friendly yet cool...
Posted by Black Diamond on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:45:00 PST

ugly brown house

kevin and i bought a house the other day, we hope its on an indian burial ground. it is the ugliest ranch style house ive ever seen, and its MINE. i never ever wanted a stupid ranch house...but i...
Posted by Black Diamond on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:30:00 PST

sweat pants

i hate those fucking sweatpants chicks wear with the words on the back baby girl, hottie,cheerleader, juicy, its all bad. and most of the time there is not even cute ass under the word. dont get me wr...
Posted by Black Diamond on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:05:00 PST