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Elissa

What you eat don't make me shit

About Me

Some of us were lost and some of us were found but most of us were beaten by life to the ground And maybe I'll never see the day that I win but I'll always have time for a beer with my friends

My Interests

Unhealthy obsession with zombie movies, Yankees (Matsui, Sheffield, Posada, and Mariano Rivera!)Reading, going to shows, going out, bars, watching movies, music, good times and good people. Olympic shopping.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that gives good back massages, isn't obsessed with sports, and doesn't like cats. If not, then no one. I already promised my hand in marriage to Michael K. Reuter. Chew on that, bitches.

Music:

BILLY JOEL! and various other death metal, grindcore, hardcore, 80's, and new wave bands.

Movies:

The Gate, Pretty in Pink, The Neverending Story, LOTR, Goonies, Willow, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Magnolia, American Psycho, Finding Nemo, Monsters INC., Fear and Loathing, Edward Scissorhands, Benny and Joon, Donnie Darko, The Princess Bride, Legend, Harry Potter, Labyrinth, Stand by Me, The Dark Crystal, Bubba Ho-Tep, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Re-Animator, Undead...etc

Television:

House, M.D., The Real World

Books:

If Chins Could Kill and anything fantasy, Sci-fi, horror, or suspense.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Some random facts about me

1. I don't like eating round things, but if I must, I break them in half. 2. If I have to eat a burger, I always leave the outter edge. 3. If White Castle tasted better, it'd be for me. Square burgers...
Posted by Elissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fill this out, bitches.

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. Describe one memory weve shared? 7. How long do you think we will be f...
Posted by Elissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST