Hot summer days sun tans sun burns Magazines made with that fancy shiny paper that smells nice Meeting interesting people Laughing with friends Live Music music heavy music fast music new music old music intelligent people hilarious people genuinely nice people people who shatter stereotypes Tall women carrying heavy things Hot chicks with douchebags Moto-X Photography
I want to meet all those way cool myspace celebrity girls who think they're somebody that matters because 20,000 sweaty, lonely, pale kids are jerking off to the titty pictures on their profile. It must be odd to base your self esteem on how many hormone-enraged guys add you on myspace. A tremendous accomplishment, I'm sure your grandparents must be proud when they ask you at Thanksgiving dinner how your career is going and you get to explain to them that you're only 7,000 friends away from where Tila Tequila's profile was at this time last year.
Lotto winners; people who steal from thieves; anyone who has ever beat up a scalper outside of a concert; anybody who is in a successful band and isn't a cocky asshole; whoever invented Pop Rocks; the person who told Mike Tyson that getting a big ass tattoo on his face would not be creepy; unoriginal assclowns who get the same tattoos that 10,000 other people have already done. if you have a tribal tattoo or a dragon on your body, I probably hate you. Do something original you f**king sheep;
Jack Nicholson; Daniel Day Lewis ; people in bands that are cool enough to wear mascara (because we all know how f**king dope and original that is);
Guys that go to the mall to stare at girls as they pass by (thanks for making it easier for everyone else to not look shitty); douchy guys with streetbikes; cheaters who blame their boyfriend/girlfriend when they get busted cheating; cheaters who cheat, then shit talk about others who cheat; those who deny cheating because they've never been busted cheating; I guess cheaters in general are entertaining to me, hence the reason I think the show 'Cheaters' is so fantastic.
Ideally, any new friends I make will be fun, honest, spontaneous, well versed in the art of being real., not flakes and down to just have a good time and not worry about impressing people or being the center of attention...
My Life is My Message..
Killswitch Engage Nonpoint 10 Years Godsmack Deftones TOOL Hatebreed MachineMade God Seether It Dies Today Atreyu He is Legend InHale/Exhale 12 stones Ozzy Ozbourne Mudvayne Fair to Midland Flyleaf Red Skillet Chimaira Trapt Staind TapRoot Sevendust Under the Flood Black Label Society Evans Blue Black Stone Cherry Johnny Cash Ottis Redding Jimi Hendrix SoilWork As Blood Runs Black Coheed and Cambria A Perfect Circle ETC...
Man on Fire 300 Transformers Gladiator BraveHeart Boondock Saints Smoking Aces Supertroppers Bad Santa The SAW movies American Gangster Training Day King Aurthor Inside Man The Lookout Fight Club No Country for Old Men The Bucket List Death Sentance American History X Any Ridley Scott Or Michael Bay Film ..
Rob and Big WWE Raw Celebrity Rehab Cheaters Dexter The Daily Show Real Time w/Bill Maher Colbert report Murder she Wrote Liftime Movies Matlock and anything else That tugs at my Heart strings..
I prefer the paperback books that come out monthly and are available at supermarkets. I tried reading the bible a few months back All I really begot out of it was that a lot of people were begotten before I was begotten. I think the reason I wasn't captivated by it was because I bought it the same time I bought a milk crate a badminton set and a bunch of halloween candy.
MiddleClass Badass Details
Status:
Lookin' For a Fight
Here To:
Chew BubbleGum and KickAss
Orientation:
All That is Man!
BigFoot:
Is Real
Built Like:
A Brick ShitHouse..
Ethnicity:
Mutha' Freakin American
Religion:
Carnivore
Sign:
The Middle Finger
Qoute:
Who wants a Mustache Ride !
Occupation:
Road Warrior / Death Merchant
Straight Edge:
For Life