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Celtic Childe

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About Me


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Probability of killing, 83%

You have seen much death, either in reality or in entertainment. you may hav killed someone already, or have tried to kill yourself. You probably need to see a psychiatrist for help. Avoid making enemies at all costs, and pursue a happy hobby
Are you capable of killing

First lemmie start off by sayin YES! I AM AN ASSHOLE!!! an oh yeah! I like MONKEY'S! but ummm yea.... about me......well I'm fat.... so a few things I dig.... I cant do... but will still eventualy learn... like kickboxing, jujitsu, dancing... yea thats one.... but yea.... ummm Porn star... I want to be a fuckin porn star but I have to wait cuz I dont wanna be a Ron Jeremy porn star cuz honestly Its a dream every fat guy has.... Have sex with a hot woman that weigh's a buck twenty-five but seriously it happens about as often as a Monkey orders coffee at starbucks.... mmmkay.... oh yea... off subject... about me: Thats right all me not you.... sorry.... I did it agin..... Ummm yea.... I dig comedy I'm pretty good at that... I'ma eventualy try my skit on a live audiance whenever I find an amature comedy club near my town.... ummmm I love Classis cars, Hotrods, Euro cars...... Lowriders.... I currently own 2 of the 4... a 1964 Ford f-100, and a 1977 Pontiac Firebird..... I like working out, playin video games.... workin on my car an truck.... watchin movies..... camping, playin some sports..... thats about it.....
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality? Extended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!

My Interests

I am into almost anything, and /or up for almost anything... unless it involves midgets, selling myself.... well i think i'd have to get back to you on that... ummm yea an no ummm well i think i would have to say thats about the only thing i 'm not into but just about every thing eles especialy sex, music, cars, traveling, missions, computers, basicly ne thing that will help me pass the time without actualy realy havin to work hard at it.. lol.... an in all reality.... I'm just tryin to stay myself without to many drastic changes... EVERYTHING IS INTERESTING TO ME!!!!! And Turtles..... Frogs..... Monkeys..... Spiders.... yup.... creepy things..... I love'em
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I'd like to meet:

ALWAYS REMEMBER!!!!

Anyone..... I dont care..... Juggalo's, Juggalette's, freak's, weirdo's, hoodlum's, psycho's.... naw but I am here to make friends and bitch about the world today just like everyone eles so yea if you want to add me to your friend list, then add me to your fuckin list... guy's, girl's i dont fuckin care, if your cool your fuckin cool..... I mean its not like your name is Tony an all you do is sit in front of your cpu an play on myspace an bang your head into the wall, an contemplate killing midgets, an think about all the aliens an what they'll do to you if they ever get ahold of your brain.... an force your friends to sell themselfs jus to suport your drug habbits..... god damn it tony get a fuckin job an suport your own habbit already i cant do that shit no more..... you know those midgets realy bother me.... all i wanna do is go to school.... not get schooled... lol... so yea if your name aint tony your cool... an if your name is tony.... an you do happen to read this..... dont beat me please i'll do what ever you want jus dont put me back out there...... realy... I'M NOT CRAZY...... THE MIDGETS...... THERE ALL OUT TO GET ME........ LOOK AT THE ANGRY MONKEY!!!

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Music:

I.C.P. , TwIzTiD, blaze, A-B-K, tech 9, everclear, nonpoint, potluck, holly shit i cant think of ne thing more but i listen to so much shit.... ummm how bout i listen to alot of music... an all kinds....

Movies:

Big Money Hustlas, Donnie Darko, Clock Work Orange, The Gate, Waking Life, Pink Floyd "The Wall", Saw, Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind, an alot more that I can't remember right now.

Television:

family guy, futuramma, Dog, Inked, an alot of other mind rotting shit! Like this!!! WARNING!!! The makers of tag body spray remind you that if you mess with the Kings Queen, you'd better watch your Ace, Jack!

Books:

Good moonin, you know I was up at the crack of dawn, an I jus have to ass you a question!

Heroes:

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989,capeon, killer, carman, an me mathafucko....

My Blog

Sorry.....

To those who read my last blog I feel I should apologize, I left no explanation for an enraged outburst. But please don't worry about me I'll be fine. I'm just working out a few problems in my he...
Posted by Celtic Childe on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:08:00 PST

AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK, FUCK,FUCK, FUCK, FUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! sorry anyone who read this..... I just needed to yell... an this did not fuckin work!...
Posted by Celtic Childe on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:41:00 PST

New page to a closed chapter?

A stream of memories burst into a raging river full of water falls and rolling rapids over night. Thats where my head is right now, never have I gone a full season when I wouldn't have to change ...
Posted by Celtic Childe on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

FUCK 2006!!!

OMG! I started writing this shit earlier had it all done and my fuckin page logged out!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHH MORE BULLSHIT!!! But I will set that aside, easy fix copy an paste... This year is has set off ...
Posted by Celtic Childe on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:12:00 PST

whats wrong with the world today?

You see it everywhere be it friends or relitives. raising 1 or more babies on their own women or men. my focus is more on women rasing babies because the father would rather be the little bo...
Posted by Celtic Childe on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST

Smokin in my mom's room

Holy shit! I did something a few days ago that I never thought I would do, I smoked weed not only in my mom's house. But in my mom's ROOM!!!!! My aunt an her husband wanted to smoke a bowl an we could...
Posted by Celtic Childe on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:26:00 PST

One of my very first poems

Forever I'll Be Your's The day that we first met,I didn't think it could be true.You showed me something different,you brought me something new.There where butterflies in my stomache,I was shy aroun...
Posted by Celtic Childe on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:51:00 PST

FUCK WILLOWS!!!

Hmmmmmm where to begin, lets see I think I'll start with last sunday EXACTLY 1 FUCKIN WEEK AGO, my x-roommate gets busted for growin plants in his house..... dramma dramma dramma, bullshit bullshit, m...
Posted by Celtic Childe on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:11:00 PST

new poem

Happy Mothers DayFrom giggles to spit up,Going from knees to feet.They light up your life,They live to sleep and eat.Years go by like days,As they grow up so fast.But when they bring home their first ...
Posted by Celtic Childe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My poetry

Chains A few nights ago I dreamt of a child. He was locked up in chains But he did not seem wild. He struggled and faught, Then let out a plea. Please break these chains I need to ...
Posted by Celtic Childe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST