Mr. Vince

DON'T HIT ADD WITHOUT A HELLO NO MATTER HOW FAMOUS, PRETTY FUNNY OR DESIRABLE OR PLAIN DAMN COOL YOU THINK YOU MAY BE!!!
I just hit 30 and live in Guernsey which means I am geographically challenged. I wish I could write something clever here but I save my best work for pals, so you will have to get to know me for that.
I like holidays, travelling, disco, I like the sand between my toes and the sun at my back. I love to look at stuff that makes me say Wow!! I'm an occasional binge drinker, ie I only drink on special occasions like birthdays, Fridays, Saturdays etc. nah I'm just joking, only binge drink now and then as I'm a semi responsible adult. I like being inside when its cold and wet but I still like jumping in puddles or hitting the beach for an attempted surf (read wipe out and nearly drown) although don't say radical to me because you aren't a ninja turtle. I like animals especailly cats (altho I don't want to get involved in a dog or cat argument I always lose :( ).I also enjoy a bit of cliff running now and then when the knees permit. I am accident prone, if it can happen to me it will. I have this weird thing which lets me remember everything from when I was a small child until now, aslong as it wasn't important or if it Did involve toys, ie I can tell you that Gargamels cat was called Azrael and that Bravestarrs horse was called Thirty Thirty, unfortunately I can't remember what I ate for dinner (ask me again in 10 years). I take my tea white, strong with two sugars and caffeine free tea would be the devils work ... and semi-skinned guernsey milk mm creamy please ... and can I have it in my Mr T mug? mmmmm perfect, ta. Im obsessed with myspace friend finding but not those rubbish band or crap websites adverts. Buying toys from the interweb makes me very happy I have more star wars toys tan you have had hot dinners. I dont do pink and fluffy unless she is really cute. I like people watching. I despise back-stabbers. I adore anything cool that reminds me of the eighties. I have a harmonica which cries when I torture it with my feeble attempts at playing it (last recorded effort November 2005) I have no musical talent and am envious of anyone who can play anything up from a recorder (3 blind Mice was the best I managed at school). I have a peugot 206 but dream of a black and red shiny GMC van with red alloys and a friend called Murdoch.. I could never be described as a trained dancer but I can throw shapes like a frisbee champion on speed.
TV, film and pop culture reference my life "groovy". My longest relationship was 2 years 6 months and 6 days (not quite aslong as previously stated), the shortest about 5 hours (that just doesn't really count I guess) I have 4 tattoos with plenty more in the works. I have no piercings but used to have both ears and both nips done before sporting injuries deemed them inappropriate. I like camouflage and black and being a shotgun ninja. My cup is brimming over with fun and joy! I love my friends unconditionally. I like filthy Man Yoo and Eric Cantona is my hero. If I was a Transformer I would be Soundwave with the funky voice box and the little dudes to do my bidding!
I like panini bread. I like guernsey butter and it is killing my heart. I like disco balls. I like to laugh until my sides burst. The first and last 7" I bought was camouflage by Stan Ridgway.I like Camden but can't understand a word people say. I Like Storms and clouds and lightening and the noise thunder makes when it rolls over your head. I have 30+pairs of trainers and one pair of sunglasses, which I bought so I could look like Chuck Norris. I'd give you everything I own except my collection of starwars toys, but mess with me and Ill get my mate the unit to give you a good seeing too! I like leopard skin see my page and my visor. Im listening to Stan Ridgeway coz he's the man. I like vintage clothes and have a colection of garish 1970's/80s old skool (so overused) adidas tshirts. I do everything in three stripes. I like showers over baths.I like Haribo Starmix, I also like hot cross buns and jaffa cakes (one of gods finest creations alongside/just below big boobies).
Im friends with all my exs (except the one who is the devils own whore). I believe in fate. I dont watch soap operas unless they are American from HBO. I like sleeping anytime all the time. I can dislocate my right shoulder but not my left. Ive been paying for gym membership for about 2yrs, but havent been for at least 6 months. I can get my fist into other peoples mouths but I'm not like that as I choose not to talk about fight club.... I miss Chris Evans radio show (not something most people would want to admit). I like lava lamps though not as classy as a chandalier they are certainly kitsch. I dont mind when people write in text language aslong as they are texting :) My favourite film is Army of Darkness, especially the bit where the skeleton says let's get the hell out of here then (possibly) explodes.. I liked listening to Dolly Parton mixed by 2 many DJs on my shuffle till my mum washed it. I have two things in common with Sailors I share their vocab and look good in flares that's where it ends.I could get motion sick on a slow moving chair. I love Jesus but not that book he was in its not my cup of tea. I like making things but I am better at breaking or stopping them. I think the best thing to do with temptation is to wait until no-one is looking then max out on the naughtiness. I hope people will read my blurb and then they will be my friend and not think I am a grapefruit short of Carmen Mirandhas hat.I crave attention and affection, I'm unlucky in love but mainly it would seem because of my own stupidity. I need all the friends I can muster, but not those people who just add you acknowledge and then ignore you.Well that's me done now so you can be my friend or fuck off its pretty much up to you now!
The LeopardMan
People Iced: Three Hundred and Sixteen
Car Bombs Planted: Forty
Favorite Weapon ninja claws
Arms Broken: Twenty Six
Eyes Gouged: Seventy Three
Tongues Cut Off: Nineteen
Biggest Enemy: Mr. Demetrius
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I have chosen my friends carefully :)
Meadow
Lacey
Minxy
JoeyJoeyJoJo
Mikey
:Ju:
Rach
Ethan
Anneka
Bowie babe
Megan
Claire