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About Me

Well according to my friends, I'm a little bit of evrything!Crazy,cute,funny,intelligent,bitchy,and well Kandy! I am 20 years young going to Pima Community College in Tucson for a degree in Forensic Science and a second degree as a Pharmacy Tech. My job...well, I am a vertical pole engineer... so basically a girl who knows what she want in life a school girl by day and a stripper by night. =) I love to get to know new people and make people laugh or at least try!I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. I may be small but I can pack a punch thats for sure! I would consider myself Optimistic for the most part, and I've had a lot of things try to slow me down in life but I've overcome every obsticle that has been thrown my way and look at my past as a learning expierence. No regrets just things to make me stronger. I LOVE TO WRITE!!!! It is my passion! I'm not really sure what to say about myself but if ya Think you know me your probably wrong. Find out first hand just who I am.

My Interests

EVERYTHING! Hey simple minds simple pleasures!

I'd like to meet:

Jonathan Davis! SOOOO HOTT!!! Dane cook, Katt Williams, ummmm your mom lol There are actually alot of people that I would love to meet but off the tippy top of my head I can not come up with anyone.

Music:

KORN.... Yes I am a total Korn nut for life but Generally I like a little of everything, Slipknot, Rob Zombie, Rammstein, Lamb of God, Soil, Droid, Staind, AC/DC(oh yeah)Marilyn Manson, M.S.I.( Mindless Self Indulgence), The Distillers, Transplants, Rancid, Green Day, Powerman 5000, Orgy, Nine Inch Nails, AFI, Rise Against, Prodigy, Linkin Park, Deftones, Disturbed, My Chemical Romance, Good Charlotte, Incubus, Eminem, Lil Wayne, Too Short, Ying Yang Twins, ICP, Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, thats only to name a few ;)

Movies:

" Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? " Oh yeah Monthy Python! I have to say that I love 80's movies and my all time fav is The Breakfast Club! But who could not love THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!??!????!!!!! Super Troopers of course tthat shit is funny as fuck! Shaun of The Dead haha Don't say that. Don't Say what? The Zed Word lol.

Television:

What the fuck is a television?

Books:

ahhh I love to read. I can't pck a favorite book... it's not fair, there are so many that I haven't read yet!

Heroes:

GARY spongebobs pet snail... Gary.. you rock man, and Crush the sea turtle from Nemo because he is 150.. and still young! No but seriously Jonathan Davis because he is the strongest person for dealing with all that life has thrown his way. My Mommy for putting up with all my shit... my god I would have stuck me in a microwave if I were her lol

My Blog

tears

heavy eyes and steady slow brething, im drifting away now into a dream.eye lids flutter shut for the last time and tiny tears escape. symbols of accomplishment,sorrow,joy,and releief.i wish to share t...
Posted by God's Embarassment on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:08:00 PST

Dreams another stupid poem about how i feel.

Dreams. What is it to drift off into lies and wonder? Is it to be true to ones heart or to find that person deep inside that has lied to us always? Shoot for the moon and if you miss you will not fall...
Posted by God's Embarassment on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:58:00 PST

WOW!

The maturity level of people really astounds me. Need I say more? Have you ever just tried to do something you know is right and all you get is shit? Something as simple as syaing thank you or goodbye...
Posted by God's Embarassment on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST

What keeps me alive.

The comfort of your smile, and the gentleness of your touch.The way you understand me like no one else does.Your presence.The way you light up a room.Your selfless...
Posted by God's Embarassment on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:34:00 PST

All About Evan...AKA Care Bear

I fucking never in a million years thought that this would happen to me. I found the man of my dreams people!!!!! His Name is Evan Savage and he is the BEST thing that has EVER happened to me Sweet, S...
Posted by God's Embarassment on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 03:01:00 PST

To You

To Everyone who ever told me they cared FUCK YOU. Di you ever stop to think that just because you saytha you fucking care does NOT make it true and well if you do actions speak louder than fucking wor...
Posted by God's Embarassment on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:44:00 PST

Much adeu about nothing

When you run out of feelings is this how it is? bland and boring? if feeling like you have no feelings is a feeling .... im feeling it. wrong is right and right is wrong nothing makes sense anymore.th...
Posted by God's Embarassment on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:09:00 PST

Funny ASS shit!!!!!!!

This is your counselor al, and i if jaime is reading i dont want your nuts, but it is only material bullshit and is nothing so cheer the fuck up:). ----------------- Original Message -----------------...
Posted by God's Embarassment on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:14:00 PST

Promises

One by one promises fall before me shattering into a million pieces at my feet sending splinters of my hopes and dreams in every direction. One after another crashes to the floor. Each one exacerbatie...
Posted by God's Embarassment on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:01:00 PST

Grotesque

Salty dropletts fall from her face holding the entire weight of the world within them. Passed between two Sparkling eyes the image of her world is distorted and appears to contain many fallicies....
Posted by God's Embarassment on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 05:08:00 PST