Josie/Debbie Derringer #Colt 45

About Me

The only things that make me feel good anymore are country music and snowboarding and rollerderby. And Tiger. And rum, lots of rum.

My Interests

my dog. not cooking. staying out of jail. getting out of debt. traveling. spreading vicious rumors. living vicariously. jamming. reading. cutting my dog's hair with scissors. rollerderby rollerderby rollerderby. tattoos.

I'd like to meet:

People who think I'm as funny as I do. people with manners. Men who don't cry. Women who aren't insecure. Children who aren't spoiled. People with mean senses of humor...aren't we funny as fuck?

Music:

white stripes. lauryn hill. fugees. dolly parton. hank jr. waylon jennings. manu chao. zeppelin. yyy. rod stewart. distillers. etc. brandy carlisle. dustin kensrue. jackie greene. johnny cash. blake shelton AND his band. bb king. jason byrd. eric church. jessi colter. hank III. citizen cope.

Movies:

Roadhouse! Blood In, Blood Out. Anything by Pedro Almodovar, Paul Thomas Anderson or Wes Anderson. Anything created by Rhianna Lehman! 3:10 to Yuma.-anything with benicio del toro. -anything involving jean claude van damme. -the departed. -the last unicorn. -the big lebowski.

Television:

lost.house.law and order. arrested development.

Books:

"Turpentine" BY SPRING WARREN (that's my aunt y'all!) Cash by Johnny Cash is my favorite book of all time...
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Heroes:

anyone that goes balls to the wall. people who gambled and won and lost and lived through it enough to gamble again.

My Blog

My Dreams, Part One

The Panama trip, mixed with the constant restlessness that now almost doesn't seem apart from me, got me thinking...twenty five is so young, at the same time I can see the clock ticking away. All...
Posted by Josie/Debbie Derringer #Colt 45 on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 04:29:00 PST

Etiquette, Part I: Flagging Down the Bartender-(Subconciously You Must Not Want a Drink)

Do I look like I'm sitting on my ass, doing nothing, flirtily texting and waiting for the night to end? No, motherfucker, I'm slammed and I'm trying to make 14 drinks at once, which I am perfectly cap...
Posted by Josie/Debbie Derringer #Colt 45 on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:01:00 PST

COME VISIT ME AT OZZIE’S

Hey Kids, You can come see my scowling face and get your fair share of abuse 5, count 'em 5!!! days a week at Ozzie's. This is my schedule: Mondays: 8:30 pm-close Tuesdays: 5:30 pm -close (Crappy, I m...
Posted by Josie/Debbie Derringer #Colt 45 on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:40:00 PST