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Dmitri

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

500 words to describe ME? Well, I'm outgoing, friendly blah blah blah. Look, I'm cute and I'm cool. I'm not big on modesty, but actually I'm very sweet, kind, fun, interesting and smart. I'm into horror and humor, equally. I am a fire dancer, both fire breathing and poi. I enjoy live music: punk, rockabilly, psychobilly, gothic, ska, swing, industrial, Metal-esque and the Many Female Vocalists. Also big on film; write for details...
D Dirty
M Misunderstood
I Innocent
T Tender
R Radiant
I Inspirational
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My Interests

Sincere people, New places, Playing with Fire, Dark Carnival, Powerful music, Engaging movies, Gothic dancing, Good Beer, Really good Beer, Soft Toilet Paper & Fluffy Towels.
I adopted a neck stabbin' ninja fetus! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

That is the question... Well, I'd dig it if I could hear from some Los Angeles area Juggalos and Juggalettes. Girl who want to tell me I'm pretty doen't hurt my feelings. Girls who write to tell me I'm not pretty would. If that ever happened. Otherwise, I use this thing as a way to keep in touch with people, and meet people in my area who might want to come to our afterparty or swing poi. Occasionally I'll take friends who have really especially amazing sites or front pictures, but mostly not. I really can tell you something about everybody on my friends list for more than a month, so don't add me if you just want to collect me.

If you aren't on this list here, it doesn't necessarily mean I love you less than these people (but it might...)
I have many awesome friends.

Bellz, my favorite Diva

Jody, that vicious bastard.

Jareth, poo flinging sex monkey of doom

Hawke, so awesome I'd hate him if I didn't love him.

Rebecca, musician, artist, seeker, hottie

Jasmine, man o man, I adore this girl

Matt, my brother. Much respect to this fuckin guy, yo.
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Christina, gothic yoga hippy milf

Sid, like the brother I always... had

Rachell, old friend, new sister, ya gotta love 'er..

Darcy, you never write, you never call...

Radhika, tons of kickass packed into a wee little itty bitty girl

Shiloe, Straight edge ass kickin' ninja of DOOM

Renee, like the little sister I never groped

Grace, and believe me, she's full of it.

Brian, my bestest friend since I was but a lad...

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Music:

Oddly, I never liked rap music until I discovered Psycopathic records, but now all I seem to listen to is Insane Clown Posse, Dark Lotus, Twiztid and Jumpsteady. However, for passionate, beautiful and powerful music, nobody can beat TOOL, and Tool, then a bit more tool. All time favorites include Jack Off Jill, Danzig, Devo, Sisters of Mercy, Fishbone, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Pigface, Ministry, Rev Co, Sarah Mac, Ani Defranco, Brian Setzer, Dean Martin, Catch 22, Clutch, Joydrop, Dead Kennidys, Cure, Leonard Cohen, Loreena Mckennitt, Sublime, John Coltrane, Faith No More, Janes Addiction, NoFX, Bad Religion, Soulfly, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, Souixsie Sioux, and much much more... Take the quiz: "Insane clown posse quiz, Juggalo or Poser?"

Juggalo
You're a True Juggalo, Born With a hatchet and a juggalo face, Cruisin with A trunk full of faygo and a car full of fat chix, and haunted by a Dark Carnival, your homies are family too, and you believe Santa Clause is a fat bitch. Hallowen is prolly ur favorite Holiday. If this is tru 4 u and ur a juggalette you should drop me a letter! Much Clown love!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

The Crow, Memento, Baron Munchausen, Run Lola Run, Fisher King, Dogma, Meet the Feebles, Big Lebowski, Amelie, Brain Candy, City of Lost Children, Murder in the First, Harold and Maude, Legend, From Dusk till Dawn, Dark Crystal, 12 Monkeys, Waking Life, Heathers, Adaptation, Raising Arizona, BIG MONEY HUSTLAS (Woo Woo) and many more, but those are some of my favorites.

Television:

Television is like all drugs, not TOO bad for you if of good quality and in sparing frequency of ingestion. I haven't had TV since October, and I really don't miss it. Simpsons is good though.

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Books:

Preacher, Transmetropolitan, V for Vendetta, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Watchmen, Lolita, Neverwhere, Another Roadside Attraction, Childhood's End, Good Omens, Snow Crash, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Dune books, all Diskworld, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Wheel of Time, 1984

Heroes:

Heroes... Well the people who have influenced me the most and I have admired for their virtues are: Harlan Elison, for showing me the beauty of brutal honesty and the honesty in imagination. J. Michael Straczynski for just ruling and showing me how much a person can accomplish with the proper amount of dedication and motivation, and to never give up. Spiderman, for..I dunno, he's just awesome, and given me years of warm happy feelings. My Parents, my brothers and sisters, my GRANDMOTHER, for so much I could not even begin to say here. Steve Martin, the funniest man to ever be totally underappreciated by the world and I pity those who don't get him. M.J. Keenan for (The following text has been altered to disguise the really disgustingly "goth poetry" sounding sentance that I wrote originally, which contained words such as "Soul" and "Flight" and "Passion" that were what first came out when I thought of Tool. You may now read the edited sentance.) kicking tons and tons of ass. Like really, take all the ass that has come into existance since the dawn of time, and multiply it by a factor of AWESOME, and he kicks that much ass.

My Blog

For distant friends; Catching people up part 2

    It's been so long since I talked to many of you that I am writing this blog to try to begin to explain my last two years in brief, and my present in some detail. Well, super brief, ...
Posted by Dmitri on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 01:23:00 PST

Take this longing from my tongue...

Normally I put a fair amount of time and thought into any blog I might feel like posting, but tonight, I am feeling odd. Listening to Leonard Cohen, have not had a cigarette in like 4 days, love life ...
Posted by Dmitri on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 07:10:00 PST

Doing something new with the blog...

Okay, I was talking so someone and I got the crazy idea that I might post something I wrote up here. Now the deal with this is that I used to do a creative writing exercise in which someone would...
Posted by Dmitri on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:19:00 PST

For the folks back home

There are a bunch of people back in Sacramento, and a few from around who I have been telling about The Basement, but have never been. There is a website called LA Darkroom, that has been coming latel...
Posted by Dmitri on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 06:12:00 PST

Manifesto updated, sort of.

- Warning! This is more of a life journal type thing, than an announcement to the world type thing. Not funny, maybe even boring.-If you read my Manifesto&    Well, then you may care about this. O...
Posted by Dmitri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My dating Manifesto

First off this is not simply a rant, this is a proclamation. This is really intended for the women who are interested, even slightly, in dating me, so guys, you might just want to stop reading here. B...
Posted by Dmitri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Catching people up

Ok, all you annoying ass fucks who won't let me sleep for the constant whining to hear what is going on in my life (why don't you try getting one of your own), here is the latest, going back a few to ...
Posted by Dmitri on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST