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The Beer Baron

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About Me

"Two days a week without food keeps me looking really hot...."
I don't do too much these days but I may be getting myself a Pakistan slave who has offered to cook and clean for me if i let him move in!! What a bargain. I put the 'Ale' in 'Alex'.
My idols are complete assholes...apart from Ja'mie King because she sponsors starving Sudanese and has been hot since she was 10.
I no longer have the worst computer in the world. I don't have to hit the monitor with a tennis racquet anymore which always helps.
I don't mind a glass of $2.10 red red wine as I also mature with age.
My skills are: singing in the shower...sneaking bottles of beer from the fridge...sabotaging lives in the middle-east...cooking frozen meals...playing heavy metal music at weddings and upsetting the groom...sneaking into christmas functions at Wests...stealing the bands tambourine at Bar 121...and taking 2 dollar coins from my mothers purse. Now, can they be topped?!
I do whatever i wanna do, gosh!


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My Interests

-Singing great songs in my loungeroom
-Singing in the shower
-Eating kebabs with hot chilli sauce and sour cream from the oasis in Hamilton
-Late night walks with loz...trying to get lost
-Drinking cheap schooners at Wests
-Writing poetry
-Keeping in shape by jogging on the spot and doing star jumps
-Taking pictures
-Being a sports fanatic
-Telling a killer joke

I'd like to meet:

Jenny from the block...the slag from england that is!
Napoleon Dynamite coz he has skills that cant be topped!
Terrance and Phillip because they're a pair of ass ramming uncle fuckers
Pedro Sanchez so i can vote for him
Uncle Rico so i can get in one of his home video's and throw pieces of steak at Napoleon
Tina the fat lard
Rocky Balboa so i can jog with him and keep in shape
Ja'mie King because she can't help being so hot
Peter Garrett (from Midnight Oil), Kate Bush, and Kevin Bacon (from Footloose) so they can teach me how to dance (see Beds Are Burning, Wuthering Heights and Kenny Loggins' Footloose music clips for reference)

Music:

Oasis, The Beatles, The Clash, The Ramones, Pink Floyd, Placebo, The Doors, Rolling Stones, U2(from the 80s!),The Who, The Cure, Split Enz, Midnight Oil, Aerosmith, REM, Queen, The Kinks, Bowie, Cold Chisel, Sufjan Stevens, Blink 182, The Beach Boys, Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Billy Joel, Sex Pistols, Cheap Trick, Guns N Roses, Garbage, The Whitlams, Wolfmother, Fountains Of Wayne, AC/DC, Johnny Cash, The Killers, The Smurfs, Karaoke! "So Sally can waaaait......my soul slides awaaaaay but don't look back in anger i heard you say!"

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption, American Beauty, A Clockwork Orange, Dumb and Dumber, There's Something About Mary, Romy And Michele's Highschool Reunion, Napoleon Dynamite, A Nightmare On Elm St,The Naked Gun, The World According To Garp, South Park Movie, The Sound Of Music, Revenge Of The Nerds, The Brady Bunch Movie, Rushmore, Bad Santa, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Coming To America, The Addams Family Values, Muriel's Wedding, Stand By Me, Walk The Line, Kath And Kim Telemovie, Die Hard-With a Vengeance, Batman The Original, BASEketball, Austin Powers 1 and 2, Clueless, Heathers, The Silence Of The Lambs, Borat, Rocky Collection!

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, The Footy Show, King Of The Hill, Kath And Kim, The OC, We Can Be Heroes, Married With Children, Ren And Stimpy, Cow And Chicken, Sex And The City, Itchy And Scratchy, Jesus And Pals, Terrance And Phillip, Big Brother, Summer Heights High, Family Guy.

Books:

Bony-Legs (fav childhood book..and probably still is...)
Motley Crue- The Dirt
Sports Autobiographies!
Reg Reagan
Seriel Killer books cos they are interesting

Heroes:

Heather Mooney "oh Toby fuck off!"
Liam Gallagher
Napoleon Dynamite
Rocky Balboa....AIN'T SO BAD!
Terrance and Phillip
Ja'mie King! (we can be heroes)
Johnsy

My Blog

A Day In The Life

What a random day! You know what i mean?? We began at Wests at around 3pm yesterday (even though i was told the night before by Jodie [security guard] to not bother coming back) Back home for drinks a...
Posted by The Beer Baron on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:39:00 PST

Werewolves Of Lambton

Saturday night was totally random, like seriously...so random (like the bins at public schools). I met Amy and Steve (boofhead) at the General Roberts at 3pm and got told by Steve that i need&nbs...
Posted by The Beer Baron on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:19:00 PST

It's not over til the fat lady swims

I always thought it would be cool to see floodings....how fucking stupid was I?! As people would know Newcastle and the Hunter copped a helluva pissed off mother nature last night. I didnt think ...
Posted by The Beer Baron on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:19:00 PST

Johns Magic

As most of you know...im the biggest andrew johns fan there is....(i know everyone says that but i am!) ;) anyway i wrote a poem 'bout the legend.... A Cessnock boy has brought me joy For fifteen wond...
Posted by The Beer Baron on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:48:00 PST

Getting Blotto With Otto

I just thought id post a blog that has nothing to do with Shaky, sorry to disappoint, but i think you'll like my story! It all started on friday (saturday*) when we made our way to Sydney for Mardi Gr...
Posted by The Beer Baron on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:53:00 PST

Letters From Shaky Part 4

Part 4...Guess who's back...back again...shaky's back...tell a friend!!!!I miss you where are you and how are you?your shaky still not forget you.I will never forget you.You are in my heart 24 hours p...
Posted by The Beer Baron on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

Letters From Shaky Part 3

Will this bloke ever let up? I'm rude to him yet he keeps coming back for more. Have i crossed the line yet? Should i stop?  HELL NO!  Enjoy Part 3 ladies and gentlemen... Dear sweet f...
Posted by The Beer Baron on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:59:00 PST

Letters From Shaky Part 2

Ive decided to post Letters From Shaky Part 2.....For those who are wondering what the hell a Shaky is...well it's a man from Pakistan who somehow got my email address and has sent emails asking me to...
Posted by The Beer Baron on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST

Letters From Shaky...

Below is one of the two letters from shaky...my reply is in red I am also like to have gf and when we understand each otehr then more.I can come to you in real.If I leave my family for you and come t...
Posted by The Beer Baron on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:01:00 PST