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BASIC
Full name?: Jordan
Age?: 21
Age (how old do you look)?: I look older than I actually am, or so everyone says.
Where are you right now?: Shawnee, Kansas
Hometown?: Newcastle, Australia
Siblings?: Daylan, Matthew, Chelsie, Desire and Kalista
House or Apartment?: Apartment
Nicknames?: Jordie, Jay
Lefty or righty?: Righty
Have you ever?
Stayed on the phone for more than 5 hours?: Yes
Kissed in the rain?: Yes
Gone skinny dipping?: Nope
Stolen?: Yes
Gotten in a fight?: Yes
Gone streaking?: Nope
Made out in a car?: Yes
Had Sex?: Yes
Had Sex Outside?: Yes, but not by choice.
Wanted someone that didn't want you?: Yes
Made a wish on 11:11 that came true?: Nope
Feel in love?: Yes
Cheat on someone?: Nope
Been cheated on?: Yes
Watched Gossip Girl?: No
Been tickled so much you peed a little?: HAHA No.
Kissed someone you barely knew?: Yes
Went on pity date?: Nope
Been called a slut?: Yes
Taken a naked photo of yourself?: Topless pics.
Sent it?: Yes
Ran till you threw up?: No
Hurt yourself playing sports?: Yes, all the fucking time.
Snuck out?: Never had to, my mum was pretty cool about everything.
Been to a concert?: Yes
Smoked?: Yes
Done hard drugs?: Yes
Blacked out?: A few times
Missed someone so much you cried?: Yes
Played Guitar Hero?: No
Danced on a bar?: Yes
Dyed you hair a crazy color?: Yes
Want plastic surgery?: Yes, I wouldn't mind my boobs being the same fucking size.
Gotten a surprise party?: Nope
Cooked?: Yes, all the time
Played spin the bottle?: Nope
Kissed someone of the same sex?: Yes (Um, I FUCKING LOVE GIRLS)
Wore white someone where you were going to get wet?: Nope
Been in a talent show?: Nope
Gone Camping?: Never, and I never will
Played Manhunt?: No? I don't even know what that is
Dumped someone?: Yes
Told someone you loved them?: Yes
Hated someone?: Yes
Made someone cry?: Yes ^_^
Screamed in a library?: Nope
Been sunburned?: God yes
Gotten a anonymous love letter?: Nope
Been some ones Valentine?: Yes
Listened to a song that made you miss your ex?: No
Been on a plane?: Yes, several times, I love flying!
Been to a nude beach?: Yes. In all fairness, I didn't know it was a nude beach!
Been hungover?: Yes
Been kicked out of a mall?: Nope
Done a body shot?: Yes
Been to a club?: Yes
Hid behind someone's back in a movie theater because you were scared?: Nope
Made out in a movie theater?: Nope
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes, that happens alot!
Sung in the shower?: Yes
Tanned topless?: Nope
Watched porn?: Yes
Created porn?: No
Left a movie early because it sucked?: No
Went on a diet?: Yes, I am kind of on one right now.
Been in a long distance relationship?: Yes
Stayed up all night?: Yes
Had a sleepover with your boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes
Shot an animal?: No
Saw a fight?: Yes
Hooked up with someone 5 years or more older then you?: Yes
Been in a car crash?: No, a few prangs, nothing serious
Had a sex dream about a teacher?: No
Been a model?: No
Been in love with Megan Fox?: If by "in love" you mean wanting to punch her in her fucking mouth, then yes.
Ran into something while being men to someone?: No
Been called a butterface?: No
Shopped at Holister?: No
Been Scared to go into a Hot topic?: HAHA no
Gauged a piercing?: Yes
Pierced something yourself?: Yes
Gotten a tattoo?: Yes, several!
Danced in the Rain?: No
Gone bowling?: Yes
Licked someone's face?: Yes
Been walked in on?: No
Played hockey?: No
Gone Swimming in all your clothes?: Yes
Been pushed into a pool with your cell phone?: No
Worked?: Yes
Needed to pee, but were to lazy to get up?: HAHA yeah. I always end up getting up though.
Taken a picture in a dressing room?: No
Been dumped?: Yes
Lost your keys?: Frequently
Run away?: No
Been to jail?: No
Been in a Mosh PIT?: No
Celebrated 4/20?: Yes
Prank called someone?: Yes
Favorites
Food?: Sushi, Mexican, Thai
Color?: Purple, black, red, grey
Sent?: Rain
Tv show?: Robot Chicken
Book?: The Heroin Diaries
Eye color?: Blue
Type of music?: Metal, alt rock
Stores?: SHOE STORES! Even though I'm not allowed in them with my wallet.
Piercing?: On myself? My tongue.
Feature of the opposite sex?: Eyes
Game?: Honestly, Truth or Dare
Item that you own?: My goddess pendant that my mum bought for me
Thing to do?: SLEEP
Last
Person kissed?: Will
Persons house you partied at?: My last place in Orem. Partied by myself with my cats. (I am a crazy cat lady)
Text sent to?: Nikki
Text Received from?: Nikki
Place visited?: Memphis
Person Missed?: My mum :( I miss her everyday (No she's not dead. She lives in Utah)
People seen?: Will
Person called?: My mum
Person messaged on .. I don't use AIM
Person hugged?: Will :)
Activity?: Um, myspace might kick me off if I say.
Movie watched?: God that was a long time ago. I don't remember
Book read?: Level Thumps and the Whispered Secret
Website visited?: This one
Thing you ate?: Mac N Cheese
How do you feel about?
Balloons: They're ok.
Sports: I love soccer.
Music: Some people need to never be allowed to make it!
Smart people: You got a problem with smart people, motherfucker?
PDA: Prefer not to see it
School: I actually loved school
Fat people: I am fat, fuck off.
French people: I like French people.
Relationships: :)
Love at first sight: Who cares?
11:11: Bull
Sleeping: Nothing better than sleeping. NOTHING! Except sleeping with someone. That's much better.
Video Games: I get frustrated because I can't finish them. Then I get mad and say they suck.
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How fucking funny are the Golden Girls?!

Blanche: "How's the cake coming Sophia?"Sophia: "Beautiful! I got everything I need- coconut, eggs, unbleached flour, rum...."Rose: "Oh you're making a rum cake?"Sophia: "....No...."Mr Haha: "Are you ...
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The wedding Part 1

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Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 06:59:00 GMT

The stupidest thing I have read today....

I’m only sorry that there isn’t a category to file this under named "Stupidity". (from CNN.com)Teenagers in Florida believe that drinking a capful of bleach will prevent you from getting A...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:38:00 GMT

Cutest thing I’ve ever seen!

This video is friggin adorable! A fetch machine! Perfect for my mums dogs when they’rehome alone, haha!Check out this video: Fetch Machine! ..Add to My Profile | More Videos
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Shocked and disgusted.

Today, I wake up, check CNN.com and read something that has made me so angry. A video on youtube.com shows an American marine throwing a puppy off a cliff. To quote cnn, "the black-and-white puppy mak...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:20:00 GMT

The dangers of winter ice and Code Adams.....

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Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:32:00 GMT

My bad customer blog!

thought I had bad customers at my old job. I thought I had bad managers here! I'd deal with the managers over some of our customers anyday!!Every workplace has it's bad customers. Not bad as in they'r...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:45:00 GMT

I wasnt going to, but I did.

Some of you might have already seen this. Some of you would prefer not to ever have seen it. But then I come along and you read my blog and PRESTO! There is it. For those who have no idea wh...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:36:00 GMT

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This idiot goes on trial today in St George, Utah, for "being an accomplice to rape".They forgot to add charges for:- Arranging marriage for underage girls. Often the marriages were also incestuous, i...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 14:51:00 GMT