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J.R. Ewing's Son

I can't believe I went all in with a Jack-Trey off suit and won the tournament.

About Me


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You Are an Excellent Cook
You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire... Are You A Good Cook?

My Interests

My interests are Old TV, Bicycling, Pool, Cigar Smoking, Relaxing with friends, dining out, drinking, fightng the Pleasure Police, and Internet surfing, of course.

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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone that knows how to have fun without fear. Saying that, I DO NOT want to meet anyone who is a downer or is the drag on a good conversation. I also do not want to meet anyone who encorages smoking bans. If you encourage smoking bans, you are a member of the Pleasure Police and must be neutralized at all costs. I enjoy my life and do not need the Pleasure Pinkos ruining it for me. PLEASURE POLICE NEED NOT READ FURTHER! I would also like to meet Frank Caliendo. He does a great John Madden impression

Music:

I like most all kinds of music, except for Rap and Hip-Hop. I really like Ozzy. He fits my alter ego perfectly. I also really like the Oak Ridge Boys. they have a profile on myspace, finally!!!! Check it out.

Movies:

Modern movies are swill at best, SHIT at their worst.

Television:

Try not to watch too much, no time. I used to really be into The Golden Girls, ALF, Family Guy, Garfield, and Dallas.object width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Cigar Afficinado Magazine, Smoke Magazine, and Cigar Magazine. I also read current newspapers and other periodicals to keep up on World Events so that I can be the best conversationalist that I can be.

Heroes:

My heroes are Cigar Dave, my Grandma, Richard Petty, and of course my Dad. Beavis and Butthead came in a close second as my heroes

My Blog

Ain't life just a bitch?

The title is approiate to this blog.  Life's a fucking BITCH!  I just got let go from my job.  This is both good and bad news.  Good news, I am getting to move back home and g...
Posted by J.R. Ewing's Son on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:01:00 PST

Mother's Day

For those who did not call your mothers on Mother's Day, shame on you. I did not get along with my mother for a long time, and I still called her. I patched up things up with her a long time ago and e...
Posted by J.R. Ewing's Son on Sun, 14 May 2006 09:10:00 PST