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About Me

This section has changed so many times because my life is ever-changing, eternally evolving. Not always in a way that I would like, but ultimately the way it's supposed to. I'm a firm believer in everything happening for a reason, but I also believe I control a part of my destiny. Contradiction? Not to me. I understand it, and that's all that matters to me, really. I've experienced a metamorphosis of sorts, and it's helped to make me better... stronger... faster. I like to randomly quote TV shows and movies just because I can, and I dig people who know what I'm referring to. I'm a Gemini in almost every sense. I bore easily, I can be flighty, irresponsible, and moody. But I'm also loyal to the core and brutally honest. Sarcasm? I've turned it into a science. I have a very low tolerance for intolerance, and people who see everything in black and white make me crazy. Especially in terms of sexuality. I hate labels and gender roles. I find them useless and inane and they only help to propagate stereotypes. I'm constantly in a struggle to find myself, and am just now realizing that that is a never-ending journey. I've come to the conclusion that no one will ever truly get me. I'm complicated and often don't understand my own motivations or why I do some of the things I do.
You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies.
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Traci --
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Gemini
You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius
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My Interests

FERRETS
Pondering the meaning of life and the universe
The Golden Girls
Laughing until my stomach hurts and I can't breathe
My cats
Exploring old cemeteries
Horror flicks
Music
Piercings and tattoos
Sex
Sabotaging other people's sneezes
Collecting movies
Crude humor and foul language
Quick wit and sarcasm
The paranormal
Swimming
Drinking coffee
Seattle
Forensics and criminology
Ghosts and hauntings
The internet
Asking philosophical, yet useless questions of anyone who will listen
Reading
Ferrets
Animal rights

I'd like to meet:

People who know where the hell I'm coming from, and can get my sense of humor. Cynics, smart-asses, and people who are real and not afraid to show it.

Music:



Alanis Morissette
Alice In Chains
American Head Charge
Avril Lavigne
Billy Squier
Black Label Society
Blue Oyster Cult
Bush
The Calling
Corrosion of Conformity
The Cramps
Creed
Crossbreed
Crossfade
The Cure
Def Leppard
Depeche Mode
Dio
Disturbed
Dope
Drowning Pool
Duran Duran
The Eagles
Eminem
Evanescence
Fear Factory
45 Grave
Fuel
Godhead
Godsmack
Green Day
Helmet
Incubus
Iron Maiden
Johnny Cash
Journey
Judas Priest
Kansas
Korn
Led Zeppelin
Linkin Park
Lisa Loeb
Lit
Liz Phair
Lords of Acid
Marilyn Manson
Matchbox Twenty
Melissa Etheridge
Ministry
Motley Crue
Mudvayne
Mushroomhead
Nickelback
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Offspring
Oingo Boingo
Oleander
Ozzy
Papa Roach
A Perfect Circle
Pink Floyd
Powerman 5000
Puddle of Mudd
Queen
Rammstein
Ramones
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rob Zombie
Scorpions
Seether
Sevendust
Sheryl Crow
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Staind
Static-X
Stereomud
Stone Temple Pilots
Styx
System of a Down
Third Eye Blind
Three Days Grace
3 Doors Down
Tool
Trapt
Twisted Sister
Violent Femmes
Wall of Voodoo
W.A.S.P.
White Zombie

Movies:

HORROR/SCI-FI:
Aliens
Amityville Horror
An American Werewolf in London
An American Werewolf in Paris
Army of Darkness
Alien vs Predator
Blair Witch 1&2
The Blob
Cabin Fever
Carrie
Cursed
Creepshow 1&2
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
Don't Look in the Basement
Evil Dead 1&2
Exorcist 1&3
Final Destination 1&2
The Fog
Freddy vs Jason
Friday the 13th series
From Dusk Till Dawn
Fright Night
Halloween 1&2
Hellraiser 1&2
High Tension
House of 1000 Corpses
House of Wax
House of Haunted Hill
The Howling
In the Mouth of Madness
Jason X
Jeepers Creepers 2
Land of the Dead
The Lost Boys
Mimic
Nightbreed
Nightmare on Elm Street series
Night of the Living Dead
Pet Sematary
Phantasm
Poltergeist trilogy
Return of the Living Dead 1&2
Rose Red
Saw 1&2
Sleepaway Camp trilogy
Sleepwalkers
Shaun of the Dead
The Shining
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Thing
Thirteen Ghosts
Toolbox Murders
28 Days Later
Underworld
Urban Legend
Van Helsing
Wishmaster 1&2
Wrong Turn

Television:

American Justice
Animal Planet
Biography Channel
Cold Case Files
Discovery Channel
The Ellen Degeneres Show
Forensic Files
THE GOLDEN GIRLS
Masters of Horror
National Geographic Channel
Scare Tactics
South Park
Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Books:

Currently reading Law of Attraction by Esther and Jerry Hicks

Anne Rice
Bentley Little
Clive Barker
Dean Koontz
Edgar Allan Poe
John Saul
Stephen King
Criminology
Fiction ghost stories
Forensic science
The Harry Potter series
The paranormal, especially true hauntings
Serial killings

My Blog

I moved out of the armpit!

I don't live in the armpit of Kirkland, Washington anymore. I finally moved out of the shithole I was living in. If there is a ghetto in Kirkland (a very upscale city) I found it. My downstairs n...
Posted by Enigma (Douchebag Mafia) on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

Some shit-fuck stole my underwear!

I don't get it. I'm missing like 4 pairs of panties after doing about 6 loads of laundry yesterday. I'm not even close to kidding. I did ALL my laundry and put it away. I noticed while putting my unde...
Posted by Enigma (Douchebag Mafia) on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:12:00 PST

Let's try this again.

Hopefully this damn blog will post. Here's another update for those of you who don't already know. Most of you were aware that I had been diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, a heart condition of unknown or...
Posted by Enigma (Douchebag Mafia) on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

Shitballs!

Sorry, couldn't think of a better title than that. Anyone have an extra heart laying around that I can borrow?
Posted by Enigma (Douchebag Mafia) on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:14:00 PST

Update

Just wanted to post an update on life and work and stuff and junk. I'm starting a new job on Monday. It's at Wyndham Vacation Ownership. I'm a vacation planning counselor. The pay and benefits are ju...
Posted by Enigma (Douchebag Mafia) on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

My nipples are on Perma-Hard!

My nipples could probably cut glass these past several days. It's day 6 and still no power because of the storm. I can see my breath in my apartment it's so cold in there. I've invested more money in ...
Posted by Enigma (Douchebag Mafia) on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:57:00 PST

Broken

I never claimed to be perfect. I have flaws. In fact, I'm more than willing to admit each and every one. I'm sorry for everything. I don't get why I can't see the boys I helped you raise for the ...
Posted by Enigma (Douchebag Mafia) on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:56:00 PST

Evolution continued.

Well, I got the job I've been wanting. I start August 21st. It pays 30,000 a year. I also got enrolled in school and I start that next week for my associate degree in Veterinary Technology. The first ...
Posted by Enigma (Douchebag Mafia) on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:03:00 PST

Evolution

Well, things are definitely evolving in my life to some extent or another. My relationship is over. Wendy and I are going in different directions, and have different goals. I'll always love her and sh...
Posted by Enigma (Douchebag Mafia) on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:40:00 PST

Wow!

I've lost 13 lbs. Fuck yeah!
Posted by Enigma (Douchebag Mafia) on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:30:00 PST