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Sloth Loves Chunk!

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About Me

My name is Jeff, I'm 28 years old and live in on my own in Danbury. I am a hard working financial analyst at a pharmaceutical company, and an aspiring real estate investor and entreprenuer. I am a dog lover and enjoy spending time playing with my chocolate lab, who I treat better than I treat myself. I like to stay active by playing softball and golf and some of my other interests include, playing pool, bowling, play cards (particularly poker), donating money to my native american friends at the casino, listening to all sorts of music, live music in particular and watching a wide variety of movies. You can check out some examples below.You'll find I have a strong personality, but that I am loyal, honest, considerate and sincere. I am also passionate when pursuing my personal and professional goals. I am also a fun loving, jovial man with a great sense of humor and an all around wiseass so if you can't take a joke then I don't want you in my life.Take a little time to read through my page, play some blackjack and take a peak into my world...you may be surprised what you find.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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Name: Jeff
Birthday: April 25th, 1978
Birthplace: Danbury, CT
Current Location: Danbury, CT
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: 1/2 Polish, 1/4 Irish, 1/4 French...American mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: same brown shoes I always wear to work
Your Weakness: women and fast food
Your Fears: having to work for the next 40 years of my life
Your Perfect Pizza: meatball, pepperoni & bacon...heart attack special!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Purchase 1st property for my real estate investment company
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: smiley faces :-P
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish I didn't work a 9 to 5 job
Your Best Physical Feature: i like my butt
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: early childhood, not a care in the world
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate...definitely
Cappuccino or Coffee: don't like either
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: way too much
Do you Sing: only in the car and the shower
Do you Shower Daily: only on fridays
Have you Been in Love: I thought so, but not sure anymore
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: I think so
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: i think the world of myself
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: very much so
Do you like Thunderstorms: not really
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: does a bear shit in the woods?
In the past month have you Smoked: see above answer
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only to help with the voices in my head
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreo's come in bags
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: raw fish...no thanks
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: it's called friday and saturday
Ever been called a Tease: that's funny
Ever been Beaten up: no, but a few lumps
Ever Shoplifted: when I was young and foolish
How do you want to Die: peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a dirty old man
What country would you most like to Visit: the country of amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'0 - 5'5"
Weight: 100 - 120
Best Clothing Style: I like the burkas the Arab women wear...sexy!
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough
Number of CDs I own: 400+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 big regret, 1 painful lesson (thanks uncle bob)

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Your Birthdate: April 25
You excel at anything difficult or high tech.
In other words, you're a total (brilliant) geek.
It's difficult for you to find people worth spending time with.
Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil robots!

Your strength: Your unfailing logic

Your weakness: Loving machines more than people

Your power color: Tan

Your power symbol: Pi

Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My favorite...
...color is green
...animals are dogs
...sport is football (& baseball)
...season is fall
...TV show is 24
...drink is a cold beer
...movie is The Lord of the Rings
...bands are DMB, The Roots, Tribe Called Quest, Pearl Jam
...holiday is Halloween
...website is espn.com

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I'd like to meet:

I used to have a long list of wants and desires listed here but I don't think anyone reads this stuff anyway. So if you're an all around fun loving, positive, genuine person who doesn't take life too seriously and think my life will somehow become better with you in it then feel free to give me click and send me a message and tell me something interesting about yourself...
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Music:

In no particular order: DMB, Pearl Jam, The Roots, A Tribe called Quest, U2, Green Day, Nirvana, Metallica, Sublime, Beastie Boys, Lil John, Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Coldplay, Bob Dylan, Arctic Monkeys, The White Stripes, Billy Joel, Al Green, Linkin Park, Marvin Gaye, Alice in Chains, Barry White, Erykah Badu, Stevie Wonder, LL Cool J, Modest Mouse, Santana, Jet, The Doors, Creedence Clearwater, System of a Down, Dr. Dre, Biggie Smalls, Tupac, Cypress Hill, Gang Starr, KRS One, Guns & Roses, James Brown, Ice Cube, Kanye West, Maroon 5, Wu Tang, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Killers, Godsmack, Mobb Deep, NWA, Chubb Rock, Nas, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, The Clash, George Clinton & the P-Funk, Jane's Addiction, Disturbed, Smashing Pumpkins, 2 Live Crew, Slick Rick, Snoop, Rusted Root, Staind, Flyleaf, Steve Miller Band, Stone Temple Pilots, The Parlor Mob

Movies:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, Matrix, Scarface, Godfather I & II (part 3 sucked), Rocky 1 - 4 (I pretend Rocky 5 never happened), Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Old School, Wedding Crashers (you motorboatin son of bitch!), Anchorman, Rounders, Swingers, Dazed & Confused, Karate Kid, Braveheart, Troy, Gladiator, anything with Jim Carrey or Adam Sandler...and a bunch more that I can't think of right now.

Television:

24, Chapelle Show, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Prison Break, Lost, Survivor, Rescue Me, Entourage, the Discovery channel, the History channel, all the Real World shows (they're like crack), Yankees games...actually pretty much any sport and any show that has a midget(s)

Books:

Mostly I read books on personal finance, real estate investment and personal improvement. I've also recently read the DaVinci Code which I thought was great. The movie was a let down compared to the book, but that's always the case. I also read a few magazine and the newspaper to keep up with current events.

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My Blog

Need to clear my head

So I've come to the realization that I haven't really been myself lately and what I think the cause(s) of it are.  Work has been kind of crazy the past year.  I feel like I've been going non...
Posted by Sloth Loves Chunk! on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:13:00 PST

A Pleasant Surprise...

When I came into work today I was greeted with one hell of a surprise.  I got to my desk and I saw a large jar of assorted cookies, along with a thank you card.  It was from a couple of...
Posted by Sloth Loves Chunk! on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:31:00 PST

I actually enjoyed work today

For the first time in a while I actually enjoyed my work day today.  Being that I work in corporate America I am continuously bombarded with token "events" and offsite meetings that are a complet...
Posted by Sloth Loves Chunk! on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:25:00 PST

After Hours

This goes out to everyone but no one in particular  This is just a general observation made over the course of several months After hours parties at my house are meant to be one thing...a fun, sa...
Posted by Sloth Loves Chunk! on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:28:00 PST

Be warned if you enter my house...

I have started up a "Passed Out" photo album on here. If you pass out on my couch and the lights are still on you will be added to ever growing the list of victims! If you don't like, don't come over ...
Posted by Sloth Loves Chunk! on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:26:00 PST

How smart is your right foot?

How smart is Your Right Foot ? ?Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon.......This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over  again to see if you can outsmart your foot...
Posted by Sloth Loves Chunk! on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:18:00 PST

The Sensitive Guy

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is...
Posted by Sloth Loves Chunk! on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:02:00 PST

My new favorite Christmas song!!

Click below to see Justin Timberlake perform my new favorite Christmas song...enjoy!!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA...
Posted by Sloth Loves Chunk! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST

Thanksgiving Eve Madness

So last night was pretty fucking ridiculous.  I went out to a couple bars here in Danbury for the usual pre-Thanksgiving ritual of hanging out and seeing old friends who I haven't seen in a while...
Posted by Sloth Loves Chunk! on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:36:00 PST

The blue spandex strikes again!!

This email was sent to me by a woman I work with.  Keep in mind this is a happily married woman and below is a direct email from her:   This has been a day directly from hell. But I wanted t...
Posted by Sloth Loves Chunk! on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:13:00 PST